Bella the Vampire Slayer
Alice and Bella were stuck in the Cullen's household. Edward was hunting, Esme had dragged Carlisle to Home Depot, -"My ear!" Carlisle had screamed- and no one really cared where Rosalie and Emmett were. Alice and Bella were watching television, when Alice perked up.
"I WANT COFFEE!" Alice screamed as she ran into the Cullen's rarely used kitchen. Bella just sat there. After five minutes, Bella then realized what was going on.
"NO ALICE!" she said, running into the kitchen. But it was too late. Alice had her cup of coffee, and was sitting in the corner.
"I LOVE COFFEE, DON'T YOU? HERE, HAVE SOME COFFEE!" Alice said, holding out her mug of coffee for Bella to take.
"Uh, no thanks." Bella knew what would happen when she was on caffeine, and it wasn't pretty. That's when things got ugly.
"I. SAID. HAVE. SOME. COFFEE!" At this point Bella was terrified. No one defied Alice when she was mad. Reluctantly, Bella reached out and took the coffee from Alice's cold hands. "DRINK IT BELLA!! DRINK IT NOW!!!!" Bella's hands began to tremble as she muttered an apology to the Cullens. "I hope this doesn't last too long." She murmured and sipped the coffee.
"CHUG CHUG CHUG!" Alice began to chant, an evil smile on her face. 'Hey, this is pretty good.' Bella thought to herself. 'Oh well, the Cullen's will be back soon.' With that she chugged it. After she set the mug on the counter, she walked into the living room. She sat on the couch, flipping through TV channels. Then she reached, that show. That's 70's Show! No, seriously, she reached that show. The dreaded show that Edward had forbidden. 'He's not here, and besides, I love this show! It's my favorite! Hey look! It's Sarah Michelle Geller!' That's right folks, she had stumbled upon……………..BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER!
-Meanwhile-
Alice sat on the kitchen floor, staring into space. She stood slowly and walked into the living room. Before she had made it into the room though, Bella ran by, screaming like a banshee.
"Okay then." Alice shook her head and looked at the TV. "What the?" The TV screen was all static, and Bella was nowhere to be found.
Then things got even worse.
The storm outside got worse, the sky darkened.
The power went out.
Alice gulped. 'Okay, okay, there's no need to panic.' A door slammed shut upstairs, followed by a high pitched scream. Alice clamped a hand over her mouth.
The lights flickered on for a moment and the TV flickered back to…that show.
"Oh my god she watched that show!"
Bella came back into the room, something
hidden behind her back, scaring the crap outta Alice.
"Thank god it's you! Wait Bella, what're you doing? Bella?!"
All you could hear through the stormy night was:
"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"