A/N: So this was written for a yj_anon_meme prompt. The prompt was the first text and the summary. I can't find the prompt now, but I hope that whoever wrote it finds this story somehow! Read and review, please.

Boredom

Robin was sitting next to Batman in the Batcave, flipping through a magazine that showcased various expensive gadgets. He was extremely bored, and this magazine wasn't helping one bit. So, he sighed, drawing it out for as long as possible and making it as loud as possible. Just to get the point across. Batman barely spared him a flick of the eye before turning back to recent reports on random alien ships appearing in the Artic.

"If you're bored, then leave, Dick." The grumbly voice interrupted the silence. Dick sent him a look.

"I told you I'd help you out," he said, a little peeved, "It's not my fault that you've given me next to nothing to do." Then he pouted, crossing his arms over his chest and giving Bruce a look.

"And I said I didn't need the help." Bruce replied calmly, ignoring both his pouting (even though it was cute) and his glare (which Batman also found rather cute).

"Hmph." Dick puffed, still pouting. He was just getting prepared to annoy the hell out of his adoptive father with endless questions, when there was a bzzt.

The Bat and his ward focused their attention on Dick Grayson's cellphone, which was sitting innocently on the table a few feet away.

"It's either Roy, Wally, or an emergency message from Kaldur." Robin said, reaching for the phone. He and Bruce looked at each other.

"Wally." They decided in unison. There was a 99.9% chance it was Wally because Roy never texted anyone (or called for that matter) and both he and Batman would know of the emergency before Kaldur got around to texting him about it.

"What does it say?" Bruce asked casually while his eyes continued to skim the report. It struck Dick that Bruce must be just a bored as he was, especially if he was asking what Wally had texted him.

"Let's see," he said, grabbing the phone and opening it to get the message, "It says…"

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Some guy just walked up to the bench I was on, back flipped off of it, gave me his number, and walked away… I love this city :)

He burst into giggles and relayed the message to Bruce, who looked amused. And by amused, Dick meant that his lips twitched upwards ever so slightly. That was pretty much as amused as Bruce got.

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Lol. U r the target for so many creeps dude

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R u kidding? It was awesome and he was really hot. I'm totally calling him!

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Omg u should! Just dont tell barry- u no how he gets

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Haha inorite? He's so protective lol. Remember his face that one time w/ Roy?

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Lmao r u kidding me? How could I forget? Roy was like 'DAT ASS!' and Barry was like 'GTFO!'

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LOL he was so pissed at Ollie. Told him it was his fault for turning Roy into a perv.

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And Ollie was just like 'WTF? I didn't hit on ur nephew, bare!'

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And Barry was just like 'u corrupted him!'

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Lmao. Omg bats is giving me a look. I think he's reading our texts over my shoulder!

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Really? Omg hi bats :)!

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He didn't say anything back, but his fingers twitched and that means 'hi'.

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Lol. U and ur batspeak.

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Ur one to talk. U and Barry have superfast convos sometimes!

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Yea but it's not like we can tell what the other is trying to say from a twitch. That's all u, man!

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I suppose. Hey, u wanna come over?

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Omg yea. So bored. I'll b there in 5 sec. c u soon, bats!

Dick grinned and gave Bruce a huge smile. Bruce rolled his eyes. Wally always knew how to make his day more exciting, even when his redheaded best friend wasn't trying at all.