Introducing: The Fellowship
The first in a series of three
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the ides of this poem!!
First, there is a hobbit named Frodo;
He bore the Ring to Mordor
though his boyfriend did not want him to go;
What Gollum did to him
makes me want to eat no mo'
Second, there is Sam,
A hobbit who accompanied Frodo,
becouse he ate too many fries
(and later layed with his 'master')
which was not ver wise.
Next there is Merry,
who is a lot of trouble,
and his feet are very hairy.
On his journey to Mordor,
he was quite contrary.
And now there is Pippin,
who set off Gandalf's rocket,
then went beer asippin'.
He was always more trouble then good,
and now deserves a whippin'
Now, there is Strider,
who is not very handsome.
He is a valiant ranger,
who is in love with Arwen,
though he resembles a Dark Rider.
Let's not forget Gimli, who has the knack
to handle a heavy ax.
"Let's give him a whack",
said all the elves who saw him
though he never recieved the slightest smack.
Let's turn our attention to Boromier,
who got shot with arrows
by an orc who was very near;
then he kicked the bucket,
and his friends went and drank some beer.
Next there is Gandalf (a kindly old man)
when people saw his power,
many turned and ran,
until the fall of Gandalf,
of whom I am not a fan
Lastly, there is Legolas,
that ever-so-clean elf.
"Stay away from us",
my cuz and I say
which makes him cuss
@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@
So? Pleas be nice! Please Review! $50 is at stake!
The first in a series of three
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the ides of this poem!!
First, there is a hobbit named Frodo;
He bore the Ring to Mordor
though his boyfriend did not want him to go;
What Gollum did to him
makes me want to eat no mo'
Second, there is Sam,
A hobbit who accompanied Frodo,
becouse he ate too many fries
(and later layed with his 'master')
which was not ver wise.
Next there is Merry,
who is a lot of trouble,
and his feet are very hairy.
On his journey to Mordor,
he was quite contrary.
And now there is Pippin,
who set off Gandalf's rocket,
then went beer asippin'.
He was always more trouble then good,
and now deserves a whippin'
Now, there is Strider,
who is not very handsome.
He is a valiant ranger,
who is in love with Arwen,
though he resembles a Dark Rider.
Let's not forget Gimli, who has the knack
to handle a heavy ax.
"Let's give him a whack",
said all the elves who saw him
though he never recieved the slightest smack.
Let's turn our attention to Boromier,
who got shot with arrows
by an orc who was very near;
then he kicked the bucket,
and his friends went and drank some beer.
Next there is Gandalf (a kindly old man)
when people saw his power,
many turned and ran,
until the fall of Gandalf,
of whom I am not a fan
Lastly, there is Legolas,
that ever-so-clean elf.
"Stay away from us",
my cuz and I say
which makes him cuss
@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@
So? Pleas be nice! Please Review! $50 is at stake!