A/N: I just had to do this! Also, this is definitely not canon, I don't think the 'burn' option existed back then.
"Rum! Rum! Rum! Play with meeeee!" shouted Sirius giddily.
Remus glared at him. "I'm not really for self-inflicted mental damage."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"It means that playing with you will cause mental damage." James walked into the room, grinning.
Sirius perked up. "Jamesie! Pla-"
Peter walked into the common room, eating cheese. "Sorry, Padfoot, but I want all of my friends innocent and carefree."
"Petey! P-"
"No."
Sirius gave James his famous puppy-dog eyes. "Pwease?"
James made an odd face. "... Fine."
Remus and Peter gasped. "James! How could you?"
"One game of Truth, Dare, or Burn, got it?"
Sirius beamed. "Got it."
Remus coughed casually. "You're supposed to choose who to injure, save, and kill in Burn, right?"
James nodded. "Right."
"I know who I'm killing," muttered Peter.
Sirius didn't hear him. "I'll go first! James, Truth, Dare, or Burn?"
"Burn."
Sirius pondered over it for a while. "Uh.. Me, Lily, and Remus."
"Save Lily, injure Remus, kill you."
Sirius gasped. "JAMESIE! WHY!?"
Remus sighed. "Let's get this over with, Sirius."
"Ok, ok. Jamesie, your turn."
"Sirius, Truth, Dare, or Burn."
Sirius beamed. "Burn."
"Er, Peter, Remus, and I."
"Save you, injure Remus, sacrifice myself to save Peter."
James and Peter gave him an odd look. "Thanks?"
"Ok, it's my-"
"No!" snapped Remus. "It's mine."
"Peter, Truth, Dare, or Burn."
"Burn."
"Sirius, Bellatrix, and Snape."
"Save Bellatrix, injure Snape, kill Sirius," recited Peter without hesitation.
"Petey! How could you?"
Peter turned quickly to Remus. "Truth, Dare, or Burn?"
"Burn."
"I'll give you an easy one. Lily, James, Sirius."
"Save Lily, injure James, kill Sirius. Thanks, Peter."
"Anytime, Remus."
Sirius screamed dramatically. The whole common room stared at him.
"THERE'S A CONSPIRACY AGAINST ME! NOOOOO!"
"There goes half my brain cells."
James gave him an impressed look. "You actually have any left?"
"Impressively, I actually managed to preserve a couple over the past five years."
Peter shook his head. "Lost all of mine in first year."
James sighed. "Me? Second year."
"Explains why Evans keeps on rejecting you."
"PETER!"