Lord, stop interrupting
Man: Our father who art in heaven,
God: What are you talking about man, am I not on earth as well
Man: Who said that, never mind Hallowed be thy name
God: Why thank you I'm glad you think my name should always be
glorious but do you really believe it
Man: Now look here whoever you are I'm getting really cross I'm just
trying o pray to my god
God: Who do you think I am?
Man: Grrrrr Thy kingdom come Thy will be done On earth as it is in heaven
God: Excuse me but why should I do all the work, it's up you too. I
don't see you helping to spread the word sitting there are on your
lazy butt everyday.
Man: Well what do you want me to do I go to church every week and
praise you're name
God: You go to church every week but you don't put your heart and
soul into it you go to look good stop complaining about everything
help others just listening to someone is a Christian act in itself but
you have to dominate everything
Man: Give us this day our daily bread
God: Now this bit of the prayer really gets me why should I give you
bred I think you're fat enough already
Man: And forgive us our trespasses As we forgive those Who trespass against us
God: Oh do you now what about your next door neighbour who forgot to
water your plants when you went on holiday and they all died did you
forgive him. How about your wife who spent all the money shopping so
you couldn't buy tickets to the next game did you forgive her and the
list goes on
Man: Look god I just want to pray to you why do you have to keep
interrupting so what if I don't keep to a few rules it's not a crime
God: But you are praying serious things you should mean them or
there's no point praying
Man: And lead us no into temptation
God: How can I do that when temptation is everywhere. Adverts of
women in underwear porn is easier and easier to get hold of the devils
tricks are all around you have to help yourself as much as I try to
help you
Man: But deliver us from evil
God: If you didn't get into the situations I wouldn't have to
Man: For thine is the kingdom The power and the glory Forever and ever Amen
God: I couldn't have put it better myself
Man: Our father who art in heaven,
God: What are you talking about man, am I not on earth as well
Man: Who said that, never mind Hallowed be thy name
God: Why thank you I'm glad you think my name should always be
glorious but do you really believe it
Man: Now look here whoever you are I'm getting really cross I'm just
trying o pray to my god
God: Who do you think I am?
Man: Grrrrr Thy kingdom come Thy will be done On earth as it is in heaven
God: Excuse me but why should I do all the work, it's up you too. I
don't see you helping to spread the word sitting there are on your
lazy butt everyday.
Man: Well what do you want me to do I go to church every week and
praise you're name
God: You go to church every week but you don't put your heart and
soul into it you go to look good stop complaining about everything
help others just listening to someone is a Christian act in itself but
you have to dominate everything
Man: Give us this day our daily bread
God: Now this bit of the prayer really gets me why should I give you
bred I think you're fat enough already
Man: And forgive us our trespasses As we forgive those Who trespass against us
God: Oh do you now what about your next door neighbour who forgot to
water your plants when you went on holiday and they all died did you
forgive him. How about your wife who spent all the money shopping so
you couldn't buy tickets to the next game did you forgive her and the
list goes on
Man: Look god I just want to pray to you why do you have to keep
interrupting so what if I don't keep to a few rules it's not a crime
God: But you are praying serious things you should mean them or
there's no point praying
Man: And lead us no into temptation
God: How can I do that when temptation is everywhere. Adverts of
women in underwear porn is easier and easier to get hold of the devils
tricks are all around you have to help yourself as much as I try to
help you
Man: But deliver us from evil
God: If you didn't get into the situations I wouldn't have to
Man: For thine is the kingdom The power and the glory Forever and ever Amen
God: I couldn't have put it better myself