Don't Get Your Fangs in a Twist
Been a long time huh? WAIT! Don't kill me yet! I had writers block for a while and all my writing was generally done at school so….
Chapter 1
Twin: `Sup people! Been a while
Zoey: Damn!
Damien: Oh Nyx, not again
Twin: *Sign-song voice* That's right. Welcome back!
Stark: No! Never again! We are not doing this!
Twin: …If you want my reply, look at the new title
Stark: (looks at title) Hey!
Twin: What? I thought it was a good title. If you do a spin off, a new title is in order
Damien: Not really. And I don't think that's what he meant
Twin: What did he mean then?
Erik: The new title is offensive!
Twin: …I thought I left you dead
Erik: *Menacing glare!*
Twin: Chill dude
Erin: Where is everyone?
Shaunee: The others
Twin: The reviewers?
Shaunee: Who else?
Twin: I was losing track of everyone and forgetting people in the new chapters, so I'm starting over with the reviewers. I'll bring them in if they want me to, if they don't really care then I only bring them in for the chapter
Damien: Not a bad idea. It was getting pretty crowded
Jack: Did you just say she had a good idea?
Twin: *Fist pump*
Jonny B.: Even I'm shocked
Twin: Hey Jonny B., still wanna be my co-host?
Jonny B.: Can I?
Twin: Absolutely-
Jonny B.: YES!
Everyone else: WHAT!
Twin: -not
Jonny B.: huh?
Everyone: Phew
Twin: I'm bringing in manga characters as co-host people. This chapter its…Flippy! Aka Aoi from Imadoki!
Flippy: Yay! This'll be fun!
Twin: you guys remember him, right?
Zoey: You said you wouldn't bring him back!
Stark: After he DESTROYED the other place
Twin: Yeah…I lied. And I want a new building but I can't get one `till this place is gone. So I need my psycho here to do that
Flippy: *pulls out toy gun* I prefer "wacko"
Twin: …So I need my wacko here to do that
Flippy: So that's why I'm here?
Twin: Yup
Flippy: Sweet
Twin: Yeah you gat an awesome job. Oh! And I need to explain a few things before we get started
Zoey: Like what (skeptical, sheesh, no trust at all)
Twin: Well, you can refuse a dare, or truth thing, sometimes even a die
Everyone: Yes!
Twin: But there will be a punishment
Everyone: No!
Twin: And if I'm sick, Jonny B. will fill in for me
Erin: Why not you co-host
Shaunee: The manga character?
Twin: Elementary my dear fictional characters…Jonny B. is more of an idiot that anyone I could bring in
Jonny B.: Thank you
Twin: …see what I mean?
Stark: And how does that tie into him hosting?
Zoey: He's just like you, only dumb and not as destructive on purpose…
Realization Settles in on Our Heroes
CUTSCENE
Stark: Uh, what? 'Heroes'?
Twin: More dramatic that way
Stark: I question you
Twin: Yeah, I noticed
END CUTSCENE
Twin: It was more dramatic though
Stark: Still
Twin: Well I'm definitely not the hero of this story
Jonny B.: Would I seriously be the host?
Twin: You're only a fill in, and I'll let you know I never missed a day of school through put 7th and 8th grade
Jonny B.: …Works for me either way
Damien: In your point of view, I can see why you would choose Jonny B.
Twin: You're not arguing with me anymore?
Damien: Its easier this way
Jack: Honey, you should not give up so easily
Damien: I'm not, I've just died of LOL* so much its worn me down
Twin: Don't call me 'it' *POUTY*
Damien: Besides, if I don't fight she might take it easy on me
Twin: …I'm not letting you off easy. Shall we get started?
Kramisha: No!
Twin: Hey! You haven't talked for a while
Kramisha: And you thought Stranger was dead
Twin: touché
Stranger: I'm not by the way
Twin: Ah! When did you get here? *scared!*
Stranger: I poofed in
Twin: Hehe, poofed. Man! I lost control already? This is worse than high school
Zoey: You're in high school now?
Twin: Yup, I'm a freshman writing this in either computer class or study hall
Damien: Well…at least its not math class
Stranger: I have a question
Twin: Why Damien gave up on arguing with me? I have no idea either so sorry
Stranger: Not that
Twin: Ok, but remember, you need to leave after this. I can't have a reviewer in my first chapter in the spin off
Stranger: Ok. When are you going to kiss Erik?
Everyone: Damn…
Twin: Never
Stark: Then don't you have to take the punishment?
Twin: No! That dare was made before the rule!
Stranger: Do it
Twin: No
Stranger: Yes. You know you wanna
Twin: No, my fan girl crush is on Jack
Jack: *BLUSH!*
Stranger: Do it
Twin: Ain't happening
Stranger: That isn't a word
Twin: It's in the dictionary
Damien: No its not
Twin: 'happening' is a word!
Stranger: …I meant 'ain't'
Twin: …that makes more sense. Twinny feel dumb now
Erik: You are dumb
Twin: …Flippy, I give you the right to flip out
Flippy: No, I can only flip out once. I'm saving it for the ending
Twin: …lets just get started. Since I'm starting fresh, I pick dares and stuffs
Stark: We're doomed. Everyone's gonna die
Aphrodite: Well, the asshat for sure
Erin: Since Twin doesn't want to kiss him
Twin: …I'll do it if you do it
Erin: Fine *kisses Erik*
Twin: OMIGOD. I didn't think you'd do it
Erin: Now it's your turn
Erik: (in a daze)
Twin: Yeah…I crossed my fingers
Erin: Seriously?
Shaunee: That's what you're going with
Twin: Why not? *shrugs*
Erin: So I did that for nothing?
Twin: pretty much
From: half of twin (me!)
Truth- Erik, how's it like to die every 10 minutes?
Dare- Erik, day "I love you" to Stark whenever someone says "no"
Die- Me! I wanna know what its like!
Damien: Seriously? You wanna kill yourself?
Twin: Pft, no
Die- Erin, do it Aphrodite style!
Stevie Rae: That sounds naughty
Twin: A week in high school can do that to a person
Zoey: Not really
Twin: Fine, a week of high school and my friends
Jack: Sorry to say this, but that makes much more sense
Twin: Yeah, my friends tend to be perverted. They've corrupted me
Darth Hippie: YES!
Everyone: …
Twin: That was one of my friends
Flippy: Kitty isn't perverted
Twin: Well she kinda is, her favorite pictures are ones of shirtless dudes. And quite a few of my friends are. Though I get my revenge with youtube* videos [I'll put the site addresses at the end of this chapter]
Erik: Can I just answer the question already?
Twin: Oh sure
Erik: It sucks
Twin: I figured as much
Erik: and I'm not doing the dare
Twin: Then you'll take the punishment?
Erik: Sure (thinking: How bad can it be?)
Twin: You have to cosplay as Mew Ichigo form Tokyo Mew Mew [told ya I was making changes. Now I'm mixing in manga and anime references. I'll explain them at the end or give Google links]
Erik: …Who and what is that?
Twin: You'll see. Oh! You need to cosplay as her for the rest of the chapter
Erik: Why do I feel like I should've gone with the dare?
Twin: `Cause you should've
Erik: *gulp*[that's right, be afraid, be VERY AFRAID!]
Twin: Now get changed while I get my camera ready
Erik: not helping!
Twin: I'm the host; I'm `spost to make your life miserable
Erin: So are you going to kill me while he's getting changed?
Shaunee: No~!
Erin: twin, I'll be back. She always brings us back to torture us further
Twin: Yeah, give me a minute
J.T.'s House
Twin: I need more poison
JT: `Kay. Here ya go
Twin: Tank Cou! ["Thank You" in Twin]
JT: What's this for anyways?
Twin: …do I need a reason?
JT: Point taken. Back to Black Op's!
Twin: Killing zombies or something?
JT: Yep!
Back To Wherever We Do This Show Thing
Twin: *shrugs* as easy as that to get poison nowadays
Damien: He gave you of all people poison?
Twin: Yup. Remember, he's my brothers friend
RJ: Which brings us to the subject of why?
Twin: "Why?" what?
RJ: Why am I here?
Twin: …You're irritable
RJ: Grrr
Twin: See what I live with!
Zoey: Try being in my position
Twin: I'm sorry; I forgot you mom was killed
Zoey: What? What are you talking about?
Twin: …woops
Zoey: What happened?
Twin: Uh…urm..um…Try being jack right now! He's dead! How do you think Damien feels?
Zoey: Are you trying to avoid the question?
Twin: What makes you say that?
Zoey: Argh!
Twin: Ooh, an angry pirate! Yay!
Zoey: *glare!*
Twin: not yay?
Zoey: Not yay
Twin: Phooey
Erin: Done
RJ: What?
Flippy: She drank the poison with wine just like Aphrodite
Twin: And she lived?
Erin: Uh, I'm still here
Shaunee: She didn't die
Erin: Like Stranger, I turn out to be alive
Twin: Don't say her name aloud! That might summon her
Ant: This isn't Harry Potter, and I'm guessing you just don't want to kiss Erik?
Twin: Well who does? His mom probably wasn't thrilled doing it either
Erin: Anyways, I'm still alive
Twin: And JT needs a new poison selection
RJ: Hey!
Twin: What? He does
Erik: I'm not wearing this!
Twin: Aw! But I'm cosplaying as Elliot from Mew Mew Power! [English version of Tokyo Mew Mew, I forgot his Japanese name]
Stark: That explains the outfit
Damien: it's cute though
Jack: Can I barrow it?
Twin: I don't know…it's awkward `cause Elliot wears tight pants
MMP Elliot: I do not
Twin: Go away, shoo, you don't come in `till chapter 4. Poof out of here
MMP Elliot: Whatever…what is he wearing? I knew girls would want the outfit but…
Erik: Shut up!
Twin: *looks at Erik* AH! My eyes!
Aphrodite: I am so putting this on Facebook
Zoey: this is disturbing
Jonny B.: (Gasp! He's thinking! Ew, you don't even want to know what he's thinking about)
Twin: No! Jonny B.! Stop thinking those things! *Pours green paint on him*
Damien: Does that get rid of perverted thoughts? Didn't it do that last time?
Twin: Nah, I just wanted to pour green paint on him
Damien: Why?
Twin: Oh, so all of a sudden I need a reason?
Damien: I'm never going to get through to you am I?
Twin: Sorry dude
RJ: Moving on
From- Still me, yay!
Truth- Zoey, who do you hate the most?
Zoey: You
Twin: … *Crosses out dare*
Dare- Make out with that person *now crossed out*
Die- No one, Twinny not feeling killy right now
New Dare- Stark, 7 minutes in heaven with whoever I put in a closet last week
Stark: You put someone in a closet?
Twin: *shrug* apparently
Stark: …?
Flippy: Who's in the closet?
RJ: Twin, what did you do?
Twin: Many things, most I remember, this I do not
Aphrodite: It happened last week
Twin: Do I look like the kind of person who keeps track of who they put in a closet?
Damien: …no one does!
Twin; Exactly!
Jonny B.: Who's closet?
Twin: That... is an excellent question
3 Minutes Later
Twin: I have no idea
RJ: *Face palm*
Twin: Now, unveiling the poor soul I trapped in a closet last week …Heath!
Heath: 5 minutes, ok, whatever, no problem. A week? Dude!
Twin: I forgot
Heath: …
Stark: No
Twin: …Erik should be saying "I love you" to you right about now, but no~ he had to wimp out
Erik: Bitch
Twin: Language, Tracker
Erik: …*angry face, like this :O*
Stark: I'll take the punishment
Twin: Fine, here's you playboy bunny costume
Stark: What?
Zoey: Pft!
Stark: Zoey!
Twin: INSIDE VOICES!
Stark: What about you?
Twin: I'm the writer
From- Stark
Dare- Twin, 7 minutes in heaven with Erik
Twin: …*Jaw dropped*
Stark: *smug look*
Twin: …We erase both dares and punishments, deal?
Stark: Deal
From- guess who?
Dare- everyone write down an embarrassing moment and put it in the box
Everyone: What?
Twin: yeah, I'll do it too
Zoey: Fine
Everyone put his or her paper in the box. Where did that box come from anyways?
Twin: OK, Flippy will pick a random paper out of the box and read it out loud. Then we have to guess who wrote it
" I dated the asshat"
Twin: …Yeah, that is pretty embarrassing
Erik: Hey!
Aphrodite: Obviously me, huh?
" I got lost 5 times on the first day of school" [I actually did]
Twin: Skip it!
Damien: really? That was yours?
Twin: I have no sense of direction
Damien: nothing to be ashamed of
Twin: yeah, it was the first thing I thought of
Damien: Still not that bad
Twin: Shut up
" I got caught singing Justin Beiber in the shower"
Twin: …?
Jack: He left the bathroom door unlocked and I needed my hairbrush
Zoey: Erik?
Erik: Yeah?
Zoey: Justin Beiber? Really?
Erik: Shut up! It wasn't me!
Twin: you're the only person who roomed with Jack. Well, there's Duchess but she can't sing, she's a dog
Erik: It wasn't me!
Jack: yes it was
Erik: Jack!
Twin: This is why Jack's my favorite
Jack: Aw! (Not aw as in a bad way)
"I got stuck on this game show thing"
Twin: Not cool dude, not cool
Stark: what? It is pretty embarrassing
Twin: Still though
" I wet my pants in front of my crush in 6th grade"
Twin: OK! No one really needs to know that. Who was it?
Aphrodite: …*shame*
Everyone: !
Twin: …Well this is awkward
Aphrodite: it was years ago and I wasn't as bitchy back then
Erin: Nah, I bet you were a bitch back then
Shaunee: Once a bitch, always a bitch
Aphrodite: Oh I was still a-
Twin: Can we knock it off with the profanity! I'm in health class right now! [When I'm writing this]
Damien: You need to be paying attention
Twin: Nah, I finished my test early so I was working on this
Damien: Work on other homework
Twin: But I don't wanna
Damien: *stern face*
Twin: When did you become my wife?
Damien: !
RJ: She says that a lot to me too
Twin: well, you're always telling me what to do and complaining
RJ: Ands that's what mom does?
Twin: …Well she complains about work
RJ: that's different
Flippy: I'll just keep going while you two sort out your…issues
" I used to be an anime nerd"
Flippy: That was on two papers so I think its obviously…
Erin/Shaunee: No!
Twin: Who else would it be?
Erin: You
Shaunee: And RJ
Twin: It said used to be, I am one
RJ: And I'm not taking part in this
Twin: Then why are you here?
RJ: Commentary and useless banter
Zoey: Ah
Stark: So your whole family is messed up
Twin: …Pretty much
RJ: Mom isn't
Twin: …Go away
RJ: Fine! *poof!*
RJ: Wait! Did you just make me 'poof'?
Twin: yeah
RJ: Dude!
Twin: Moving on
Jack: Can we stop here?
Twin: Sorry Jackie, no
Jack: Why not?
Twin: We still need a shocking ending
Jack: Oh…
Flippy: I CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT!
BWOOOOM! BANG! OTHER EXPLOSION NOISES!
Building completely destroyed
Flippy: Will that work?
Twin: One more thing *shoves Erik's head under in quicksand*
Flippy: Now?
Twin: It'll do
Flippy: Coffee?
Twin: Sure
Damien: *still in shock* …wife?
DA END! OF CHAPTER ONE
You like? It was great writing again. So you people know the drill, get reviewing! I need some ideas for chapter 2
READ AND REVIEW,
half of twin
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