(the scene is that Meg is in her mom's room online and sees that her friend Fran is on and decides to IM her...)
Meg: hi Fran!
Fran: Hey
Meg: wanna come over and temporarily stop are doomed boredom?
Fran: yea, sure, why not?
Meg: yes! come over ASAP ok?
Fran: I will be over in 20 minutes ok?
Meg: ok, bye
Fran: Bye!
(Fran has now just come over and Meg is now greeting her)
Meg: hey
Fran: hey
Meg: Lets go to my mom's room
Fran: ok, there we can go online
Meg: yup
Fran: ok
(now they are online and Meg sees that Ally is on!)
Meg: YEA!! Ally is on!
Fran: whoopee...
Meg: come on, she's nice
Fran: yea, but she cursed me out last time I talked to her!
Meg: she was just joking!
Fran: hmn...
(Meg talks to Ally online)
Meg: Hey ally
Ally: hey
Meg: 'sup?
Ally: nothing, nothing at all
Meg: ok, did you see Invader Zim last night?
Ally: yes, yes it was magical
Meg: yea, I can't believe how stupid GIR was
Ally: GIR, that inferior peice of robotic equipment
Meg: you're talking funny, whats up?
Ally: nothing, nothing at all. I am just a normal stink child like you...
Meg: ZIIMMM!!! How many times do I have to tell you?! STOP TYING UP ALLY!!!
Zim: ok, you found me out! I tied up Ally and Jhonen again
Meg: why?
Zim: because they were a threat to my mission from the start
Meg: why Ally?
Zim: because she is a very intellegant human stink child
Meg: how so?
Zim: she knows some very complicated Irken technology
Meg: really?
Zim: yess
Meg: ok there, well, why did you get Jhonen?
Zim: he taped my mission!!! for a TV show!!!
Meg: ok, well I got ot go now, bye, send my regards to GIR and tell Ally I said hey
Zim: ok
(Meg exits AOL)
Meg: Fran, we have to save Ally
Fran: why?
Meg: 'cause she's my friend!
Fran: ok, why not, can we spread some doom on Zim?
Meg: ok, why not?
Fran: YEA!
Meg: ok, so we need some supplies
Fran: yea and a robot...
Meg: why a robot?
Fran: well, Zim has one, why not us?
meg: ok!
Fran: so how did they create GIR?
Meg: why in the hell would you want a robot like GIR?
Fran: because he's cute...
Meg: ok, so look in my junk drawer for some string and crap to make a brain for him
Fran: got it!
Meg: I'm sending an e-mail to Tom to send us one of his prototype robot bodies we can use
Fran: nice...when is it geting here?
Meg: in about 10 minutes
Fran: Great
(10 minutes later...)
Meg: FRAN!! the robot is here
Fran: oh good!
Meg: ok, quick put the brains in
Fran: I believe we have a robot!
Robot: yes master...
Meg: what should we call it?
Fran: how about DRU?
Meg: what does DRU stand for?
Fran: Doom Reigning Unit!
Meg: my freind , you are truly insane
Fran: yes, yes I am!
Meg: it looks kinda like a robotic cat...
Fran: I think that is what it was suppose to be
DRU: meow!
Meg: yes, I think it is a robotic cat...
Fran: DRU!! get my rope out of my bag
DRU: yes masterrrrr
(DRU grabs soap)
Fran: no, no, not a soap, a ROPE!
Meg: hehehehehhee
DRU: oh, sorry masterrrr
(DRU grabs rope)
Fran: thank you
Meg: DRU! go wait by Frans dirtbike
DRU: yes master, I obey...(leaves room)
Fran: yessss...we have a robot
Meg: now we need supplies...DRU!!!
DRU: yesssssssss???
Meg: riiigght...go fetch me a...knife, sunglasses, a bottle of water, a portable CD player, a dreamstreet CD, a mini TV, a handheld computer and some tacos
DRU: ok master, one minute
Fran: well, she is kinda weird, but she works
DRU: I have the stuff ! deedumdeedumdeedumdeedumdeedum
Meg: thanks DRU (looks at supplies)
Fran: why the Dreamstreet CD?
Meg: there is no creature that can resist the tourture that is Dreamstreet
Fran: yea, whatever!
Meg: heehee, well, lets go
Fran: ok, I think we have everything, lets get on our motorcycles
Meg: ok, sounds good
(Fran and Meg get on their motorcycles with DRU and ride away to Allys house)
Fran: did we remember the supplies?
Meg: oh CRAP! we have to go back!
Fran: why not just send DRU?
Meg: we need to sav his energy for doom reigning, not minor errands! I'll go get the stuff...
Fran: I'm coming with you!
Meg: ok, no problem DRU! get on the bike
DRU: yes master, can I drive?
Fran and Meg: NOOO!!
DRU: fine! soorry!!
(after Merg and Fran get the supplies, they go to Allys house with DRU)
Meg: OPEN UP ZIM!!!!!!!!!!
Zim: NEVA!!! GIR! block the door!!
GIR: yes my master
Fran: oh GIR! we have TAAACCCOOSS!!!
GIR: Tacos, tacos, tacos, tacos, tacos!!!!
Meg: open up the door and we will give you the tacos!
GIR: I must obey my master, I must eat tacos, I must obey my master, I must eat tacos...ooo...I'm confused! (GIR explodes from confusion)
Meg: well, THAT was easy, now we need to get past security and I know who I can get for that...hand me the handheld computer!
Fran: ok, no problem
Meg: ok, I am just going to tap into her gameslave 2 and send a transmision to her.
Fran: ok, try it
(Megs types unnaturally fast) Gaz, Gaz! We need your help!!! We are sorry to interrupt your video game!
Gaz: why are you interrupting my game? you will pay!
Dib: Gaz, why are you talking to your video game?
Gaz: these two annoying girls are transmitting through the gameslave, they will see my revenge
Dib: wait, you two, how did you reach this signal?
Meg: I am very good with a computer, I just tapped in to Gaz's game
Dib: superior indeed! why are you contacting us?
Meg: we need help
Dib: why? who are you fighting?
Fran: Zim!
Dib: not him again!
Fran: yup, him again
Gaz: Dib, lets just deal with your loser friend and let me get back to my game! I am on the last level
Dib: yes, we must stop him!
Meg: oh shut the hell up and get over here!
Dib: fine, one minute
(20 minutes later and Dib and Gaz have arrived in front of Ally house)
Dib: ok, lets go save the human race
Fran: or atleast Meg's friend
Meg: not to mention Jhonen!
Dib: yea, so lets go already
Gaz: I NEED to get back to my game, so lets do this or there will be some horrible payment!
Fran: riight
(The four insane people enter the house to find that no one is there)
Meg: where is everyone?
Fran: upstairs I guess
Meg: lets split up, Dib and Gaz, look around the downstairs and keep lookout
Gaz: yea, whatever
Fran: Lets go!
(Meg and Fran go upstairs)
Meg: *whispers* Fran, we need to be quiet, Dru, get your anigravity booster ready
Dru: yes masterrr
Fran: *whispers* I think they're in here...
Meg: yea, that's where Ally's room is...
Fran: we...must..approach...slowly...
Zims Computer: INTRUDER!!! INTURDER!!!!
Meg: Oh crap!
Fran: we're doomes aren't we?
Meg: uh...yea...
Zim: I knew you would be coming soon for you insignifficant friend and that other pathetic earth human...
Fran: just untie our freind and Jhonen
Zim: oh, I threw Jhonen off a cliff a while ago...
Meg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zim: *slaps Meg* oh yesss
Meg: DRU! Fire Lasers!
Zim: DRU...I have a ball of string...
Dru: *purs as she bats around all of string*
Fran: It just haaad to be cat didn't it?
Meg: I wanna know where he got the ball of string...wait Fran...get our secret weapon
Fran: uh...I think she is playing with the ball of string
Meg: I mean the *low whisper* dreamstreet CD
Fran: I really do NOT find that funny!
Meg: Its our only hope!
Fran: FINE!!!
(Fran grabs Dreamstreet CD and starts to play it)
Zim: NOOOOOO!!! The pain!!! THE PAIN!!! IT BURNS MY GUTS!!! MY GUTS ARE BURNING UP!!!
Meg: its working, did you bring the earmuffs?
Fran: yup, for you, I like this song...baby down on dreamstreet-
Meg: don't even think about it! I'll go untie Ally, you got find Jhonen's body
Fran: I always get the gross jobs huh?
Meg: yup!
(Meg unties Ally)
Meg: Ally, you ok?
Ally: yup, except that the master of all that is good is dead...
Meg: no, we can always reincarnate him...
Ally: JOY!!!
Meg: so why did he capture you anyway?
Ally: I stole an Irken computing device...he is trying to use it to take over the internet
Meg: why did you wanna steal that?
Ally: its cool
Meg: oh, so why didn't you give it back to him, if it was from his people?
Ally: I liked it!
Meg: right, well, lets go help Fran with Jhonen's body
Ally: yea
(Ally and Fran find Jhonen's body)
Meg: here, I brought this
Fran: ok, well, now I've seen everything...
Ally: Where did you get Reincarnation for Dummies?
Meg: school book sale...
Ally: figures
(they read the instructions on how to reincarate a human body and Jhonen comes back to life)
Jhonen: where am I?
Meg: Ally's house
Jhonen: can I go back to Florida and back to my cubical?
Meg: sure, dib and gaz will take you
Jhonen: yea, I'm gonna miss my show...well, I'd better go
Fran: bye
Ally: can I have your autograph?
Jhonen: sure
Ally: YEA!!!
Meg: go find Dib and Gaz downstairs
Jhonen: yea..thanks
Meg: wait... did he say "I will miss my show"?
Fran: yup
Ally: sadly...yes
Meg: I think we have a new mission...Fran, get DRU ready Ally, wanna join us?
Ally: I have to finish a Fanfiction, but yea sure...
Meg: great, now where is Zim?
Fran: they stuck him in the trunk of Jhonens truck, Dib and Gaz are driving
Meg: aren't they to young?
Ally: they are cartoon characters, they don't have a definate age
Meg: oh yea!
Fran: well, I got to get home soon, but tommorow we start on our next mission ok?
Meg: ok!
(and so the internet is safe once again and Jhonen is going back to his nice and safe cubical, but is this the end of the show Invader Zim? we can only find out next fanfiction...)
Meg: hi Fran!
Fran: Hey
Meg: wanna come over and temporarily stop are doomed boredom?
Fran: yea, sure, why not?
Meg: yes! come over ASAP ok?
Fran: I will be over in 20 minutes ok?
Meg: ok, bye
Fran: Bye!
(Fran has now just come over and Meg is now greeting her)
Meg: hey
Fran: hey
Meg: Lets go to my mom's room
Fran: ok, there we can go online
Meg: yup
Fran: ok
(now they are online and Meg sees that Ally is on!)
Meg: YEA!! Ally is on!
Fran: whoopee...
Meg: come on, she's nice
Fran: yea, but she cursed me out last time I talked to her!
Meg: she was just joking!
Fran: hmn...
(Meg talks to Ally online)
Meg: Hey ally
Ally: hey
Meg: 'sup?
Ally: nothing, nothing at all
Meg: ok, did you see Invader Zim last night?
Ally: yes, yes it was magical
Meg: yea, I can't believe how stupid GIR was
Ally: GIR, that inferior peice of robotic equipment
Meg: you're talking funny, whats up?
Ally: nothing, nothing at all. I am just a normal stink child like you...
Meg: ZIIMMM!!! How many times do I have to tell you?! STOP TYING UP ALLY!!!
Zim: ok, you found me out! I tied up Ally and Jhonen again
Meg: why?
Zim: because they were a threat to my mission from the start
Meg: why Ally?
Zim: because she is a very intellegant human stink child
Meg: how so?
Zim: she knows some very complicated Irken technology
Meg: really?
Zim: yess
Meg: ok there, well, why did you get Jhonen?
Zim: he taped my mission!!! for a TV show!!!
Meg: ok, well I got ot go now, bye, send my regards to GIR and tell Ally I said hey
Zim: ok
(Meg exits AOL)
Meg: Fran, we have to save Ally
Fran: why?
Meg: 'cause she's my friend!
Fran: ok, why not, can we spread some doom on Zim?
Meg: ok, why not?
Fran: YEA!
Meg: ok, so we need some supplies
Fran: yea and a robot...
Meg: why a robot?
Fran: well, Zim has one, why not us?
meg: ok!
Fran: so how did they create GIR?
Meg: why in the hell would you want a robot like GIR?
Fran: because he's cute...
Meg: ok, so look in my junk drawer for some string and crap to make a brain for him
Fran: got it!
Meg: I'm sending an e-mail to Tom to send us one of his prototype robot bodies we can use
Fran: nice...when is it geting here?
Meg: in about 10 minutes
Fran: Great
(10 minutes later...)
Meg: FRAN!! the robot is here
Fran: oh good!
Meg: ok, quick put the brains in
Fran: I believe we have a robot!
Robot: yes master...
Meg: what should we call it?
Fran: how about DRU?
Meg: what does DRU stand for?
Fran: Doom Reigning Unit!
Meg: my freind , you are truly insane
Fran: yes, yes I am!
Meg: it looks kinda like a robotic cat...
Fran: I think that is what it was suppose to be
DRU: meow!
Meg: yes, I think it is a robotic cat...
Fran: DRU!! get my rope out of my bag
DRU: yes masterrrrr
(DRU grabs soap)
Fran: no, no, not a soap, a ROPE!
Meg: hehehehehhee
DRU: oh, sorry masterrrr
(DRU grabs rope)
Fran: thank you
Meg: DRU! go wait by Frans dirtbike
DRU: yes master, I obey...(leaves room)
Fran: yessss...we have a robot
Meg: now we need supplies...DRU!!!
DRU: yesssssssss???
Meg: riiigght...go fetch me a...knife, sunglasses, a bottle of water, a portable CD player, a dreamstreet CD, a mini TV, a handheld computer and some tacos
DRU: ok master, one minute
Fran: well, she is kinda weird, but she works
DRU: I have the stuff ! deedumdeedumdeedumdeedumdeedum
Meg: thanks DRU (looks at supplies)
Fran: why the Dreamstreet CD?
Meg: there is no creature that can resist the tourture that is Dreamstreet
Fran: yea, whatever!
Meg: heehee, well, lets go
Fran: ok, I think we have everything, lets get on our motorcycles
Meg: ok, sounds good
(Fran and Meg get on their motorcycles with DRU and ride away to Allys house)
Fran: did we remember the supplies?
Meg: oh CRAP! we have to go back!
Fran: why not just send DRU?
Meg: we need to sav his energy for doom reigning, not minor errands! I'll go get the stuff...
Fran: I'm coming with you!
Meg: ok, no problem DRU! get on the bike
DRU: yes master, can I drive?
Fran and Meg: NOOO!!
DRU: fine! soorry!!
(after Merg and Fran get the supplies, they go to Allys house with DRU)
Meg: OPEN UP ZIM!!!!!!!!!!
Zim: NEVA!!! GIR! block the door!!
GIR: yes my master
Fran: oh GIR! we have TAAACCCOOSS!!!
GIR: Tacos, tacos, tacos, tacos, tacos!!!!
Meg: open up the door and we will give you the tacos!
GIR: I must obey my master, I must eat tacos, I must obey my master, I must eat tacos...ooo...I'm confused! (GIR explodes from confusion)
Meg: well, THAT was easy, now we need to get past security and I know who I can get for that...hand me the handheld computer!
Fran: ok, no problem
Meg: ok, I am just going to tap into her gameslave 2 and send a transmision to her.
Fran: ok, try it
(Megs types unnaturally fast) Gaz, Gaz! We need your help!!! We are sorry to interrupt your video game!
Gaz: why are you interrupting my game? you will pay!
Dib: Gaz, why are you talking to your video game?
Gaz: these two annoying girls are transmitting through the gameslave, they will see my revenge
Dib: wait, you two, how did you reach this signal?
Meg: I am very good with a computer, I just tapped in to Gaz's game
Dib: superior indeed! why are you contacting us?
Meg: we need help
Dib: why? who are you fighting?
Fran: Zim!
Dib: not him again!
Fran: yup, him again
Gaz: Dib, lets just deal with your loser friend and let me get back to my game! I am on the last level
Dib: yes, we must stop him!
Meg: oh shut the hell up and get over here!
Dib: fine, one minute
(20 minutes later and Dib and Gaz have arrived in front of Ally house)
Dib: ok, lets go save the human race
Fran: or atleast Meg's friend
Meg: not to mention Jhonen!
Dib: yea, so lets go already
Gaz: I NEED to get back to my game, so lets do this or there will be some horrible payment!
Fran: riight
(The four insane people enter the house to find that no one is there)
Meg: where is everyone?
Fran: upstairs I guess
Meg: lets split up, Dib and Gaz, look around the downstairs and keep lookout
Gaz: yea, whatever
Fran: Lets go!
(Meg and Fran go upstairs)
Meg: *whispers* Fran, we need to be quiet, Dru, get your anigravity booster ready
Dru: yes masterrr
Fran: *whispers* I think they're in here...
Meg: yea, that's where Ally's room is...
Fran: we...must..approach...slowly...
Zims Computer: INTRUDER!!! INTURDER!!!!
Meg: Oh crap!
Fran: we're doomes aren't we?
Meg: uh...yea...
Zim: I knew you would be coming soon for you insignifficant friend and that other pathetic earth human...
Fran: just untie our freind and Jhonen
Zim: oh, I threw Jhonen off a cliff a while ago...
Meg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zim: *slaps Meg* oh yesss
Meg: DRU! Fire Lasers!
Zim: DRU...I have a ball of string...
Dru: *purs as she bats around all of string*
Fran: It just haaad to be cat didn't it?
Meg: I wanna know where he got the ball of string...wait Fran...get our secret weapon
Fran: uh...I think she is playing with the ball of string
Meg: I mean the *low whisper* dreamstreet CD
Fran: I really do NOT find that funny!
Meg: Its our only hope!
Fran: FINE!!!
(Fran grabs Dreamstreet CD and starts to play it)
Zim: NOOOOOO!!! The pain!!! THE PAIN!!! IT BURNS MY GUTS!!! MY GUTS ARE BURNING UP!!!
Meg: its working, did you bring the earmuffs?
Fran: yup, for you, I like this song...baby down on dreamstreet-
Meg: don't even think about it! I'll go untie Ally, you got find Jhonen's body
Fran: I always get the gross jobs huh?
Meg: yup!
(Meg unties Ally)
Meg: Ally, you ok?
Ally: yup, except that the master of all that is good is dead...
Meg: no, we can always reincarnate him...
Ally: JOY!!!
Meg: so why did he capture you anyway?
Ally: I stole an Irken computing device...he is trying to use it to take over the internet
Meg: why did you wanna steal that?
Ally: its cool
Meg: oh, so why didn't you give it back to him, if it was from his people?
Ally: I liked it!
Meg: right, well, lets go help Fran with Jhonen's body
Ally: yea
(Ally and Fran find Jhonen's body)
Meg: here, I brought this
Fran: ok, well, now I've seen everything...
Ally: Where did you get Reincarnation for Dummies?
Meg: school book sale...
Ally: figures
(they read the instructions on how to reincarate a human body and Jhonen comes back to life)
Jhonen: where am I?
Meg: Ally's house
Jhonen: can I go back to Florida and back to my cubical?
Meg: sure, dib and gaz will take you
Jhonen: yea, I'm gonna miss my show...well, I'd better go
Fran: bye
Ally: can I have your autograph?
Jhonen: sure
Ally: YEA!!!
Meg: go find Dib and Gaz downstairs
Jhonen: yea..thanks
Meg: wait... did he say "I will miss my show"?
Fran: yup
Ally: sadly...yes
Meg: I think we have a new mission...Fran, get DRU ready Ally, wanna join us?
Ally: I have to finish a Fanfiction, but yea sure...
Meg: great, now where is Zim?
Fran: they stuck him in the trunk of Jhonens truck, Dib and Gaz are driving
Meg: aren't they to young?
Ally: they are cartoon characters, they don't have a definate age
Meg: oh yea!
Fran: well, I got to get home soon, but tommorow we start on our next mission ok?
Meg: ok!
(and so the internet is safe once again and Jhonen is going back to his nice and safe cubical, but is this the end of the show Invader Zim? we can only find out next fanfiction...)