EPIC MINECRAFT WORLD
I woke up and saw lots of blocky people running around. I had to go to the toilet, but instead I ended up at frenzy clan H.Q., but they are the same thing, so I took a dump on their desk and did a Fortnite dance.
When the one and only Bazman116 came, he yelled at me, so I decapitated him and all of frenzy clan. After that I walked over to a sign that read 'IF YOU HIT THIS SIGN YOU WILL GET FREE MINECOINS!11!1!1!1!1!1!' when I clicked on it I was teleported to the team 10 mansion and Jake Paul strapped me to a chair so that he could torture me.
After 3 days I used my epic hacks to get out of the chair and beat Jake Paul. I got a grenade and threw it in his room. Three bodies came out but none of them were Jake Paul, so I went back home.
When I arrived at my epic Fortnite mansion, Jake Paul was waiting for me. he pulled out his samurai sword and cut me into 987986243287 pieces, but I had epic hacks so I 360 no-scoped him epic style and a bunch of 12-year-old epic Fortnite players started yelling 'OOOHHHH GET NO-SCOPED BOI, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BROTHER! MOVE IT MOB STYLE!'
Then a keyboard warrior reported abuse on my epic story about a little boy named cooper, so I cried myself to sleep because he probably has a neckbeard. From then on, I was determined to find him and place my hand hard onto his head.
Stay tuned for more epic stories that are probably going to get reported by some neckbeard guy who will DDoS me and come to my house with his katanas.