Me: Hello! It's me, the Alchemist, back with this story! I got a request on my other fic, Things I am not Allowed to do at Hogwarts (if you haven't read it, go check it out, it's not necessary, but it is helpful) to do something like this! If you have any suggestions, constructive criticism, or questions, review and I'll do my best to reply!
Adam: I think you forgot something...
Me: Right, introductions! *Looks at characters whose last names I've stolen from anime*
Me: Please welcome my OCs, Rue Elric, Vivian Schnee, and Adam Vargas!
Vivian: Something else...
Rue: Something like the disclaimer...
Me: Right! I totally remembered that!
Me: *with heavy sarcasm* I'm totally white and British, I own Harry Potter!
I don't own Harry Potter. I only own my OCs.
~oOo~1) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
Rue walked toward the kitchens with the rest of the New Marauders. She was holding a can of blue paint, and she was going to do something that would go down in Hogwarts history.
"You say that every time." said Adam.
"Maybe I do." she said, "But this is a good one."
"Better than sending Snape a bottle of shampoo?" asked Vivian.
"Nothing could be better than that! Did you see his face?" said Rue.
"What about putting Hans Christian Anderson's Book of Fairy tales in the library under history?" Pressed Vivian.
"Maybe…" said Rue. "Either way, it will be funny when there is a village of smurfs outside and-"
"Where are you getting smurfs?" asked Adam.
Rue lifted the can of blue paint. "Where do you think, my friend?"
Vivian gasped. "Are you…"
"Yep." Rue said happily. "I'm gonna paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs!"
Vivian sighed. "Fine. Just- ugh."
Rue smirked and pulled out a paintbrush. "Let's get this party started!"
After getting very messy, Rue, Adam, and Vivian got the 'smurfs' outside and went to sleep.
The next morning, the trio woke up to a shout of, "WHY THE HELL ARE THERE SMURFS OUTSIDE?"
Hehe, foolish mortals. This is tame. Next time, it'll be better. I hope.