Duckman meets the Thornberries
[fade in to Duckman, Aunt Bernice, Ajax, Charles
and Mambo, Grandmama, and Cornfed walking
through a forrest]
Bernice: I can't believe you got us lost, you
worthless pile of decomposing shit!!! You are so
worthless!!!
Duckman: Oh shuttup, you steroid pumped Arnold
Shwartenegger wanna be bisexual!!! Besides!!! We're
not lost!! I know where we're going!!
And to think!! I didn't have to pay anything for this
vacation!!! It's all free!!!
Charles: Only because we got kicked out of the state of
California because you set Warner Bros studios on fire!!!
Duckman: So?? and you're point is?? I mean I didn't know
that cigarette was out when I tossed it in that garbage can
full of fire crackers!!!
Mambo: Likely story!!!
[Meanwhile]
[The Thornberry family is preparing for another adventure]
Eliza:*failing to notice Donnie behind her holding her
camera up her dress and snapping pictures*
Have any of you seen my new camera?
Debbie: *snickering* Look behind you, Count Geekula!!!
Eliza: *turning around and catching Donnie in the act*
Hey!!!! Donnie, What do you think you're doing??
You little pervert!!!! *grabs her camera back*
Donnie: *babbling* Wheeeeee!!! Aubla!!! Blaaa!!!!
Screeeeee!!! *runs off*
Marianne: Are you being a bad boy, Donnie?
you know you shouldn't be a bad boy!!! Except when
I'm around!!
Debbie: *muttering to herself* Yepp!! Mom is pretty horny!!!
she hasn't gotten any from dad, and just last week I caught
her trying to fuck the camera tripod!!!
Eliza: I'm going to go into the woods and explore!!! See ya!!
Nigel: Bye bye poodles!!! See you around dinner time!!!
Eliza: Bye dad!!! *walks off into the forrest*
[Duckman and family walks towards a picnic table and
sits down]
Duckman: Well, I admit it. We're lost. I'm such a lousy
parent.
Bernice: You got that right, Duckman!!!
Cornfed: *looking at a big foot print in the earth* It appears
that a species of bigfoot has been through here!!!
Mambo:*at a nearby tree* yeah, look at the big pile of shit
it left!!!
Charles: EEEEEEEWWWW!!!!
Ajax: Cool!!! Chocolate pudding!!!
[Meanwhile]
Eliza: Hey Darwin? You got the compass with you?
Darwin: Yep!! Here it is!!!*hands it to Eliza*
Eliza: Hey Dar, why is it so wet?
Darwin: *rolling eyes* Oh maybe because you forgot to
feed me this morning and I got hungry and tried to eat it!!!
Eliza: I'm so sorry Darwin!!! I can't believe I forgot to feed
you!!! *gives darwin a Medimucil bran bar to eat* Here
you go!!!
Darwin: Oh goody!!! Food!!! *gobbles up the medimucil bar*
Eliza: Did I just give you a medimucil bran bar, or a
nutrigrain granola bar?
Darwin: How should I know? I can't read!!!
Eliza: *shrugs then peers through some bushes at a
duck family*Hey look!!! a famly of ducks!! Let's go talk
to them!!
[Eliza approaches Duckman and starts looking at him
for several minutes]
Duckman: *getting annoyed* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
STARING AT?!?!?!
Eliza: Wow!!! I didn't know ducks knew foul language!!!
*takes a note pad out and starts scribbling*
Mambo: What did you expect? we are after all water foul!!!
*him and Charles breaks into laughter*
Duckman: Who are you you ugly, bucktoothed, dog faced,
monkey loving little brat??
Darwin: Hey!!! I resent that compliment!!! we're merely
boyfriend and girlfriend!!!
Eliza: Are Not!!!!
Cornfed:*talking to Eliza* You're ugly. Who drew you?
Charles: Obviously a blind person!!! hahahahaha!!!
Eliza: I'm not ugly!!!!
Duckman: yeah, you're right. Your just facially
challenged!!!
Eliza: *ignoring that compliment* What is it like to live in
the forrest Mr. Duck? Want some bread crumbs?
Duckman: *grabbing Eliza by the shirt collar* Hey Miss
Dog face!!! What is it like being a skank? want a
reaarranged face?!?!?
Eliza: You are not a nice duck at all!! *suddenly Eliza
drops her camera in front of Grandmama's motorized
wheelchair and at the same time noticing Darwin running
behind a tree and yanking his shorts down to take crap*
Hmmmm, must of been the medimucil bars after all....
*then noticing her camera in front of Grandmama's chair*
Uhh, Hello nice elderly duck!! I'm just going to get my
camera!! *bends over to grab it and at the same time
Grandmama farts on Eliza's head causing it to rott off*
[Eliza is now dead]
Debbie: *Wandering through the forrest* Hmmmm, maybe
I can find some ingredients to make a homemade
perfume!!! *just then she is discovered by a love stricken
duckman who runs over to her*
Duckman: Hey there Lovely!!! Want to ruffle my feathers?
Debbie: Go away!!! shoo!! Go on little duckie!!!
[Duckman continues to follow her though the forrest]
Debbie: Ahhhhh!!! Stop chasing me you stupid duck!!!
[Debbie runs frantically through the forrest until she comes
to a clearing and still running she trips over the edge and falls off a cliff dying instantly on impact]
THE END!!!!
{Here we are..... on the edge of nowhere}
[fade in to Duckman, Aunt Bernice, Ajax, Charles
and Mambo, Grandmama, and Cornfed walking
through a forrest]
Bernice: I can't believe you got us lost, you
worthless pile of decomposing shit!!! You are so
worthless!!!
Duckman: Oh shuttup, you steroid pumped Arnold
Shwartenegger wanna be bisexual!!! Besides!!! We're
not lost!! I know where we're going!!
And to think!! I didn't have to pay anything for this
vacation!!! It's all free!!!
Charles: Only because we got kicked out of the state of
California because you set Warner Bros studios on fire!!!
Duckman: So?? and you're point is?? I mean I didn't know
that cigarette was out when I tossed it in that garbage can
full of fire crackers!!!
Mambo: Likely story!!!
[Meanwhile]
[The Thornberry family is preparing for another adventure]
Eliza:*failing to notice Donnie behind her holding her
camera up her dress and snapping pictures*
Have any of you seen my new camera?
Debbie: *snickering* Look behind you, Count Geekula!!!
Eliza: *turning around and catching Donnie in the act*
Hey!!!! Donnie, What do you think you're doing??
You little pervert!!!! *grabs her camera back*
Donnie: *babbling* Wheeeeee!!! Aubla!!! Blaaa!!!!
Screeeeee!!! *runs off*
Marianne: Are you being a bad boy, Donnie?
you know you shouldn't be a bad boy!!! Except when
I'm around!!
Debbie: *muttering to herself* Yepp!! Mom is pretty horny!!!
she hasn't gotten any from dad, and just last week I caught
her trying to fuck the camera tripod!!!
Eliza: I'm going to go into the woods and explore!!! See ya!!
Nigel: Bye bye poodles!!! See you around dinner time!!!
Eliza: Bye dad!!! *walks off into the forrest*
[Duckman and family walks towards a picnic table and
sits down]
Duckman: Well, I admit it. We're lost. I'm such a lousy
parent.
Bernice: You got that right, Duckman!!!
Cornfed: *looking at a big foot print in the earth* It appears
that a species of bigfoot has been through here!!!
Mambo:*at a nearby tree* yeah, look at the big pile of shit
it left!!!
Charles: EEEEEEEWWWW!!!!
Ajax: Cool!!! Chocolate pudding!!!
[Meanwhile]
Eliza: Hey Darwin? You got the compass with you?
Darwin: Yep!! Here it is!!!*hands it to Eliza*
Eliza: Hey Dar, why is it so wet?
Darwin: *rolling eyes* Oh maybe because you forgot to
feed me this morning and I got hungry and tried to eat it!!!
Eliza: I'm so sorry Darwin!!! I can't believe I forgot to feed
you!!! *gives darwin a Medimucil bran bar to eat* Here
you go!!!
Darwin: Oh goody!!! Food!!! *gobbles up the medimucil bar*
Eliza: Did I just give you a medimucil bran bar, or a
nutrigrain granola bar?
Darwin: How should I know? I can't read!!!
Eliza: *shrugs then peers through some bushes at a
duck family*Hey look!!! a famly of ducks!! Let's go talk
to them!!
[Eliza approaches Duckman and starts looking at him
for several minutes]
Duckman: *getting annoyed* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
STARING AT?!?!?!
Eliza: Wow!!! I didn't know ducks knew foul language!!!
*takes a note pad out and starts scribbling*
Mambo: What did you expect? we are after all water foul!!!
*him and Charles breaks into laughter*
Duckman: Who are you you ugly, bucktoothed, dog faced,
monkey loving little brat??
Darwin: Hey!!! I resent that compliment!!! we're merely
boyfriend and girlfriend!!!
Eliza: Are Not!!!!
Cornfed:*talking to Eliza* You're ugly. Who drew you?
Charles: Obviously a blind person!!! hahahahaha!!!
Eliza: I'm not ugly!!!!
Duckman: yeah, you're right. Your just facially
challenged!!!
Eliza: *ignoring that compliment* What is it like to live in
the forrest Mr. Duck? Want some bread crumbs?
Duckman: *grabbing Eliza by the shirt collar* Hey Miss
Dog face!!! What is it like being a skank? want a
reaarranged face?!?!?
Eliza: You are not a nice duck at all!! *suddenly Eliza
drops her camera in front of Grandmama's motorized
wheelchair and at the same time noticing Darwin running
behind a tree and yanking his shorts down to take crap*
Hmmmm, must of been the medimucil bars after all....
*then noticing her camera in front of Grandmama's chair*
Uhh, Hello nice elderly duck!! I'm just going to get my
camera!! *bends over to grab it and at the same time
Grandmama farts on Eliza's head causing it to rott off*
[Eliza is now dead]
Debbie: *Wandering through the forrest* Hmmmm, maybe
I can find some ingredients to make a homemade
perfume!!! *just then she is discovered by a love stricken
duckman who runs over to her*
Duckman: Hey there Lovely!!! Want to ruffle my feathers?
Debbie: Go away!!! shoo!! Go on little duckie!!!
[Duckman continues to follow her though the forrest]
Debbie: Ahhhhh!!! Stop chasing me you stupid duck!!!
[Debbie runs frantically through the forrest until she comes
to a clearing and still running she trips over the edge and falls off a cliff dying instantly on impact]
THE END!!!!
{Here we are..... on the edge of nowhere}