10.46pm

"Diana Dors."

"I really can't think of anyon... Harrison Ford"

"Lemme think. Claudia Cardinale"

"Who?"

"Italian bird. Pair of beautiful tits."

"You're taking twitching to a whole new exotic level there, Guv."

"Great species, Italian birds. Eat a lot of pasta. Got extra insulation in all the right places."

12.09am

"It's been hours and nothing's changed. Are you even sure he's in the building?"

"Why? Bored are ya? Could think of interesting ways to pass the time, Bols."

"I'm not that desperate yet, Gene."

"Now, now, Bolly. Your words would hurt a smaller man."

"Are you calling yourself a larger man, Guv? On second thoughts, don't answer that."

"Hey, you mentioned it..."

1.23am

"Cavemen. No thinking time, just smack. One hit and the noncey astronaut's out cold."

"But an astronaut's got intelligence, cunning. Their thinking is more involved, they can strategize, organise. They don't need brute force to win."

"Their hearts are not in it. They've got no instincts, no raw emotions. In a fight it's always about the heart."

"A caveman's brain is primitive, Gene. An astronaut's brain is more evolved. In any situation the brain is the most important organ."

"I've got an even more important organ."

"My God! Do you always have to drag the conversation to the gutter?"

"If it gets us out of this ridiculous conversation, then, yes!"

2.47am

"Guv, wake up. Your snoring might set off some car alarms."

"I do not snore!"

"Sure you don't... there's drool on your window."

3.31am

"Gene, if you can't think of any jokes that don't involve Welsh or Irish people going in to a bar, then I don't want to hear it."

"Yes missus woman. So, three darkies go into a pub..."

4.22am

"Whiskey, Bolls?"

"Not unless we've got something else to do."

There's always rock-paper-scissors.

"I've always hated that game. You'll never get me to play rock-paper-scissors. Give me the whiskey."

5.58am

"Rock beats paper. I win."

7.03am

"Sun's rising, Bolls. Looks like Jones didn't take the bait after all."

8.15am

"Good morning ma'am, did the stake out go well?"

"Yes, Shaz. I do believe it did."