A/N seddie is my life. I wish i owned iCarly, but alas, i do not. So please enjoy this fanfic until i can raise enough money, buy iCarly, and make seddie happen! Warning: Randomest. Story. Ever.
How To Make the Perfect Girl:
Ingredients:
2 Cups of Toughness
1 ½ Cups of Bravery
¾ Cup of Immaturity
2 Tablespoons of Energy
1 Tablespoon of Protectiveness
2 Teaspoons of Kindness
And a dash of Insecurity
Instructions:
Put ingredients in pale pink mixing bowl. Shake until yellow tendrils curl and wave. Add water until glassy orbs turn sea blue. Stand mixing bowl upright. Mold strips of yellow softness into downward frown type of position. Pout pink lips into ready position for insults. Bunch top long parts of mixing bowl until they are strong and ready for a fight. Inject with meat craving and you have your perfect girl!
A/N ummm...... yeah. Okay: mixing bowl was her body if you didn't get that, yellow tendrils was her hair, orbs were eyes, yellow softness were eyebrows, top long parts were arms. Just this stupid thing on how sam is freddies perfect girl. I don't know. Im a really random person but pretty please review!