HELLO AGAIN MY BEAUTIFUL FANS!
I AM OBEDIENTLY BRINGING A SEQUEL TO SASUKE'S BAD DAY. IN THIS FIC WE WILL FIND OUT HOW ITACHI REACTS TO THE NEWS THAT HIS LITTLE BROTHER HAS BEEN SO DEEPLY HUMILIATED. UNFORTUNATELY FOR SASUKE HE DID NOT KILL ITACHI BEFORE RETURNING TO KONOHA. ENJOY! R&R
I DON'T OWN NARUTO!
Warning: Crack fic
Characters introduced: The Akatsuki
CHAPTER ONE: NEWS TRAVELS FAST!
Uchiha Itachi blinked in confusion. It wasn't often that the prodigy was confused about anything but this news had very effectively caught him off guard. "Could you repeat that please? I don't think I heard that correctly." Pein said quite politely in his opinion. Itachi listened very intently as the orange haired man was obeyed.
"Reports have reached us that Haruno Sakura has developed a new jutsu." Akasuna no Sasori replied obediently if a little impatiently.
Pein rubbed the bridge of his nose. "And what did you say this jutsu did again?" He asked.
"It turns the target into a cat for a period of one week. Recently she has perfected it and the victim is allowed to retain human speech." Sasori replied again a little more impatiently than before.
"And you say that Uchiha Sasuke fell prey to this jutsu?" Pein asked for the third time. Sasori scowled.
"Yes. I did indeed say that Uchiha Sasuke fell prey to this stupid jutsu." The redhead finally snapped.
Beside Itachi, Hoshigaki Kisame snorted repeatedly in an effort to keep his laughter under control. It was frowned upon in the Akatsuki to laugh at something the Leader took so seriously but it was hard in this case not to laugh.
"Please can we go check it out?" Kisame begged as he forced his laughter down successfully. Pein sighed tiredly. 'I'm getting too old for this shit.' He thought in annoyance.
"I don't see how that would be a problem. Perhaps we could steal this jutsu and tweak it into something less...harmless." Pein replied in an aggrieved tone of voice. Kisame whooped and cheerfully dragged his poor partner out of the room behind him. Literally. By the back of his Akatsuki cloak no less. Oh Itachi regretted getting out of bed that morning.
"Goin' to Konoha! Hell yeah! Gonna fuck people up!" Kisame cheered as he continued to drag Itachi behind him. Now poor Itachi would normally have completely mind-fucked and scarred anyone for life that would dare treat him this way but Kisame not only out weighed him and outmatched him on height but he was also insanely strong. For a fish man. And because he was such a nice partner, Kisame was also now immune to the Sharingan in its entirety. So Itachi was very much put upon.
Itachi decided right then and there that he hated the Akatsuki because it was comprised of nothing but morons and nut jobs.
Chapter one is up and running. If I get flames then I will not continue it.