Tasuki's Friends in Low Places
A song parody by NekoShininigami
Disclaimer: Don't own it, never did, never will. So there.
Scene: Tasuki is hanging out with his mountain bandits, and they are all chugging down some brewskies. Tasuki and Koji are quite drunk, and are singing random tunes at the top of their lungs-usually happy bandit songs about fighting, drinking, and stealing things. The rest of the Suzaku Seven are sitting on the far side of the room. Tamahome and Miaka are looking bewildered and uncertainly at the drunken bandits. Tasuki notices them watching and swaggers over. Koji looks on with mild interest.
Tasuki: ::grabs Miaka, yanks her up, and whirls her around, singing drunkenly.::
Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up in boots.
An' ruined yer emperor's affair.
Th' fifth one to know,
Th' fifth one to show.
I was the last one
He thought he'd see there! ::grins impishly at Hotohori, who rolls his eyes::
Tamahome: ::growls, and glares shifty-eyed at Tasuki, who is still twirling a quite confused Miaka::
Tasuki: ::grins devilishly::
An' I saw the surprise
An' th' fear in his eyes
When I cooked up some dumplings
An' fed em to you!
Say honey, I may hate ya,
But I'll never hear you complain... ::he dumps Miaka into Tamahome's lap and swaggers over to Chichiri, pulling the startled monk up to dance::
'Cause I got friends in low places
Where th' sake drowns,
And th' beer chases
My blues away!
I'll be okay! ::abandons a blushing Chichiri and runs up to Koji, who immediately joins the song and the dance::
Koji and Tasuki: ::dance around amuck like wild primates::
We're not big on social graces,
Think we'll swing on down to the oooaasis!
Oh, we've got friends...in low places!!
Tasuki: ::dances towards the Suzaku Seven, and kneels down in front of Nuriko, grinning glazed-eyed::
Well, Miaka was wrong,
I jus' don't belong.
But then, I've been there b'fore.
Evr'ythin's all right.
So say goodnight!! ::conks Nuriko on the head and scuttles over to Mitsukake and Chiriko::
I'll jus' show m'self the door!
Nuriko: ::eyes blazing, begins to throw anything he can find at the dodging bandit, including Tama-neko, and a bandit or two::
Tasuki: ::grins, baring his fangs::
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene,
Jus' gimme an hour an' then... ::kneels before Hotohori, grasping his hand::
Well, I'll be as high
As that ivory tower yer livin' in!
Hotohori: ::shakes his hand out of Tasuki's grip, looking quite violated::
Tasuki: ::Trots back over to Koji and grabs his arm::
Koji and Tasuki: ::start can-canning drunkenly around the room, while their fellow bandits cheer them on::
'Cause we've got friends in low places:
Where th' sake drowns
An' th' beer chases
Our blues away!
We'll be okay!
Well, we're not ones for social graces,
Think we'll swing on down to the oooaasis!
Yeah, we've got friends...in low places!!
Koji: ::trots over to Miaka. Picking her up and whirling her around, much to Tamahome's dismay::
I guess you were wrong.
I jus' don't belong.
Tasuki: But then...we've been there b'fore!
Koji: Evr'ythin's all right!
Tasuki: You kin show y'selves to th' door! ::he walks up to Nuriko, grinning mischievously::
Jus' wait 'till I finish this glass,
Koji: ::abandons Miaka and joins Tasuki::
Then, wannabe lady...
Tasuki: I'll head back to th' bar...
Koji and Tasuki: You kin kiss my ass! ::both roll on the floor, giggling insanely, until Nuriko whips out a big mallet and knocks them both unconcious::
Tamahome: Ok, whoever saw that coming, raise your hand!
Miaka, Suzaku Seven, Bandits: ::raise hands simultaneously::
Tamahome: Thought so.
~Owari~
Neko: Ok, I know I'm a dork...R+R? Please? I'll give you a...a...cookie!!
A song parody by NekoShininigami
Disclaimer: Don't own it, never did, never will. So there.
Scene: Tasuki is hanging out with his mountain bandits, and they are all chugging down some brewskies. Tasuki and Koji are quite drunk, and are singing random tunes at the top of their lungs-usually happy bandit songs about fighting, drinking, and stealing things. The rest of the Suzaku Seven are sitting on the far side of the room. Tamahome and Miaka are looking bewildered and uncertainly at the drunken bandits. Tasuki notices them watching and swaggers over. Koji looks on with mild interest.
Tasuki: ::grabs Miaka, yanks her up, and whirls her around, singing drunkenly.::
Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up in boots.
An' ruined yer emperor's affair.
Th' fifth one to know,
Th' fifth one to show.
I was the last one
He thought he'd see there! ::grins impishly at Hotohori, who rolls his eyes::
Tamahome: ::growls, and glares shifty-eyed at Tasuki, who is still twirling a quite confused Miaka::
Tasuki: ::grins devilishly::
An' I saw the surprise
An' th' fear in his eyes
When I cooked up some dumplings
An' fed em to you!
Say honey, I may hate ya,
But I'll never hear you complain... ::he dumps Miaka into Tamahome's lap and swaggers over to Chichiri, pulling the startled monk up to dance::
'Cause I got friends in low places
Where th' sake drowns,
And th' beer chases
My blues away!
I'll be okay! ::abandons a blushing Chichiri and runs up to Koji, who immediately joins the song and the dance::
Koji and Tasuki: ::dance around amuck like wild primates::
We're not big on social graces,
Think we'll swing on down to the oooaasis!
Oh, we've got friends...in low places!!
Tasuki: ::dances towards the Suzaku Seven, and kneels down in front of Nuriko, grinning glazed-eyed::
Well, Miaka was wrong,
I jus' don't belong.
But then, I've been there b'fore.
Evr'ythin's all right.
So say goodnight!! ::conks Nuriko on the head and scuttles over to Mitsukake and Chiriko::
I'll jus' show m'self the door!
Nuriko: ::eyes blazing, begins to throw anything he can find at the dodging bandit, including Tama-neko, and a bandit or two::
Tasuki: ::grins, baring his fangs::
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene,
Jus' gimme an hour an' then... ::kneels before Hotohori, grasping his hand::
Well, I'll be as high
As that ivory tower yer livin' in!
Hotohori: ::shakes his hand out of Tasuki's grip, looking quite violated::
Tasuki: ::Trots back over to Koji and grabs his arm::
Koji and Tasuki: ::start can-canning drunkenly around the room, while their fellow bandits cheer them on::
'Cause we've got friends in low places:
Where th' sake drowns
An' th' beer chases
Our blues away!
We'll be okay!
Well, we're not ones for social graces,
Think we'll swing on down to the oooaasis!
Yeah, we've got friends...in low places!!
Koji: ::trots over to Miaka. Picking her up and whirling her around, much to Tamahome's dismay::
I guess you were wrong.
I jus' don't belong.
Tasuki: But then...we've been there b'fore!
Koji: Evr'ythin's all right!
Tasuki: You kin show y'selves to th' door! ::he walks up to Nuriko, grinning mischievously::
Jus' wait 'till I finish this glass,
Koji: ::abandons Miaka and joins Tasuki::
Then, wannabe lady...
Tasuki: I'll head back to th' bar...
Koji and Tasuki: You kin kiss my ass! ::both roll on the floor, giggling insanely, until Nuriko whips out a big mallet and knocks them both unconcious::
Tamahome: Ok, whoever saw that coming, raise your hand!
Miaka, Suzaku Seven, Bandits: ::raise hands simultaneously::
Tamahome: Thought so.
~Owari~
Neko: Ok, I know I'm a dork...R+R? Please? I'll give you a...a...cookie!!