Happy Birthday Dartz-Sama!
It all began with a sentence or two
The start of a day Rafael would forever rue
"Look, it's Dartz-sama's day of birth!"
And from Varon's comment it got steadily worse.
Raphael gave them some money with fear in his heart
Pitying the mall and the unaware Dartz
They wouldn't show him when they finally got home
But mercifully left him with his headache, alone.
Of course, once alone, he began to think
The possibilities enough to drive someone to drink!
One year they'd gotten him a trampoline
Another year a parrot with a temper rather mean
That one time it had been a sign from the street
And last year they'd topped it- a huge hunk of meat.
It was seemingly all random, a word to be feared
(Raphael figured the meat was Varon's idea)
He thought about warning Dartz before it was too late
But decided the opportunity for amusement too great
So all in due time, they knocked at his door
(He opened it outwards and knocked Varon to the floor)
When Dartz looked down (in some surprise)
Amelda was in hysterics, as Varon started to rise
Raising an eyebrow he invited them in
And Raphael wasn't sure whether to run, cry or grin
He'd decided on "cry" when they took out the box
With holes in the side and a lid weighed down with rocks
Something, gods knew what, was alive and scratching inside
Raph changed his decision into "run and hide!"
Dartz-sama's face was impressively impassive
Well at least the creature was smallish, not massive!
An Elephant he wouldn't put it past them to buy
Varon wasn't exactly a common-sense guy
"Happy Birthday Dartz-sama!" both of them cried
As he opened he box to reveal what was inside.
Raphael choked as a ferret was shown
With a sleek furry coat, which was white as snow
Contrary to expectation it was love at first sight
And Dartz actually gave all three a raise that same night
It became common knowledge that they were rarely apart
It seemed "Mr Crinkles" had warmed his lukewarm heart
The GREAT LEVIATHON was really nothing compaired…
Even if "Mr Crinkles" chewed through Dartz' underwear
And so it became, that an ex crazy man famed
For taking over the world, by a ferret, was tamed.
As much as Raphael thought they made a stupid sight
It seemed finally Varon and Amelda had gotten it right!
By Lady11Occult
Author's Note:
This is a companion Poem to 'A DOOM Christmas' in my series "DOMA Holidays". They are not supposed to be gramatically or poetically correct, they are just a bit of non-serious fun and we all know I'm no poet!
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