CHARACTERS:Sasuke,Naruto(villian),Sakura,Kakashi(v ictim),Neji,Jiraiya,Rock Lee,Might Gai,and the Akatsuki (AND OTHERS)
Rated: M
Genre: Humor, Rape, and other stuff
Summary: I dont really want to give too much away, but it involves the constant use of the word fart and this is based off of a fanfic I wrote a long time ago but contains some langauge and a WHOLE lot of crap scenes. This involves actual is a four part saga which is centered around a virus the people in the character section. Happens before Shippeden when before Sasuke leaves. One more thing...SAI SUCKS! Just kidding!
CH1: Kakashi Farted!
Kakashi, Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto were in Kakashi's living room meditating as a part of training,when suddenly Sakura smelled something nasty smelling.
"Do you guys smell something?" Sakura covered her nose.
"Thats probably Naruto...AGAIN." Sasuke punched Naruto's arm.
"Hey! It wasnt me this time! Honest!"Naruto glared at Sasuke.
After a few seconds, the smell got stronger and stronger until the air around them turned green.
"Kakashi, it stinks in here!" Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto held their noses.
"A good ninja ignores all smells in order to get his mission done. So think of something else." As soon as Kakashi got those words out of his mouth, he farted. It was so huge and so damn loud, Kakashi tumbled over, causing him to fart again but this time, this one was harder(meaning it hurt),more powerful, and more stinker, and more dangerous than the last a matter of fact, he farted so damn hard, it blew his house up, but not before making Sasuke fly through the wall(knocking him out),making Sakura fly out the window(knocking her out also),and poor Naruto(who was in front of Kakashi's counch) was sprayed with Kakshi's powerful, yet deadly funk. The aftermath of the terrible fart was so bad that there was nothing left but the rubble of Kakashi's house.
After about six minutes, Kakshi and Naruto's heads popped got out of the rubble and looked for the other two, just getting out of the shock. Naruto then tugged on Kakshi's arm as he was making sure Sakura and Sasuke were alright.
"Man" Sasuke rubbed his head, "What just happened?"
"Apparently we were ambushed by the Akatsuki." Kakashi explained.
"That explains what happened to your house" Sakura rubbed her bruised knee.
"YOU BIG FAT LIAR!YOU KNOW YOUR A TURDY LIAR!YOU CRAP HOLE!YOU FARTED!YOU FARTED SO HARD YOU ALMOST KILLED US YOU BITCH!FART FACE!HEY EVERYBODY!KAKASHI FARTED SO HARD,HE ALMOST KILLED ME AND THREE OTHER PEOPLE!AND HE FARTED SO HARD,HE BLEW HIS OWN HOUSE DOWN!"
Naruto ran off towards the Hidden Leaf village (I'm not really sure where his house is, but in this story, its in the woods) to tell everybody Kakashi had just farted.