A/N: First of all, if you haven't read Chazz's Fan Club, read it BEFORE you read this so you can get the main idea and background info. Yes, it's poking fun at yaoi and Chazz; however, you need to read it so you won't be lost here. This is my first serious yaoi story, or shonen-ai, I'm not sure yet. I'm not a huge fan of it, I personally like het, especially Chazz and Alexis. Despite what my profile says, though, I decided to write some stories for fun. I do not believe that Chazz is gay, nor do I believe that he will ever be. But, alas, this is fanfic, and I am entitled to write whatsoever I want.

If you're here for a parody, you'll be miserably disappointed. Although it's humorous, it's not a parody. It's light, but I'm not sure I'd say it was fluffy or funny. Anyway, please RxR and enjoy! And one more thing, please don't flame me. Constructive criticism is lovely, though, so I can hone my writing skills. Try to find at least one thing I should improve on. If you can't, then that's Ok. You may be slightly harsh, just make sure you say at least one nice thing about it. And I will admit that Alexis is sort of OOC.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. I do not even entirely own this idea. Ambercharae gave me the idea to continue it; therefore, I give her half credit and 50 ownership of this fic, which is dedicated to her. I luv ya, girl. : )

Chapter 1: Denial

Chazz griped as he walked down the hall, in a foul mood. Those damn fanboys had not left him alone for weeks. Whoever had started this, surely would they die. And he hoped today he would have some luck in finding who had taken those pictures.

Hearing a snicker from around the corner, he stopped and peered around. His jaw dropped. There, at the end of the hallway, sat Alexis, arranging a sundry of pictures…of him.

Now, normally, this would be a good thing, for her to be looking at him and all. However, she was looking at naked pictures of him. This was most certainly not Ok. He stormed over to confront her, cheeks pink.

"ALEXIS!"

Jumping, she turned and looked at him sheepishly, trying to cover her shame and glee with a cute look. She hoped her feminine wiles would cause him to back down.

"That innocent façade is not working anymore," he snorted, "Have you been the one ruining my reputation?"

Slowly, she rose to her feet, still holding the pictures. "Ok, Ok, I admit it. I've been taking pictures of you and been giving them to all the boys at school."

He blinked. He had not expected her to give up so easily. Wait a second. She must have a reason behind this.

Indeed, a small smirk curved the corners of her mouth, despite her efforts to push it down. She coughed, trying to stifle a giggle.

"But….why?"

"Well," she explained, shifting uncomfortably, knowing she was trapped, "it's because I'm sick of you following me. I think it's about time you knew what it felt like to be stalked and bombarded by thousands of loyal followers against your will. I mean, you're not the only 'lover' I have."

They looked behind them to see Harrington panting and drooling. Seeing them looking, he flashed a toothy grin, then disappeared to come up with another, tennis-related plan to win Alexis' hand in marriage.

"Everyone claims to love me," Alexis complained, "I'm tired of it. I wish I could find, for once, one boy who didn't like me. That's all I want; some peace and quiet. I thought if I occupied you and the boys, then I could relax and take it easy. But there's one problem."

"What?" he sighed, wishing he didn't care.

"Atticus. Being my brother, he thinks it's Ok to bother me. And I can't easily smack him. He won't leave me alone. I don't know how to get rid of him. And the one guy I don't want to get rid of is far too distant."

He sighed heavily in exasperation. "Who is this guy?"

"You can't be that dense. Of course it's Zane. But, for some reason, he's been really closed to me lately. He won't tell me much of anything. And he seems distracted. I wonder what's wrong with him."

"And you thought I was dense." Chazz snorted. " No, duh, he and Atticus have only been fighting for days now…over me."

She looked surprised, then angry. Smacking him, she said, "Don't you dare suggest that he's gay."

"Well, he doesn't like you the way you like him," Chazz muttered, "Sorry to break it to ya, but not everyone likes you. Yeah, I know, you said you wanted to find one boy that didn't like you. You little poser! You secretly indulge in the attention, playing cruelly with our hearts, manipulating us! You actually like it, don't you? You thrive on it, you need it. Well, guess what? I'm not gonna take it anymore. You've hurt me for the last time. I'm over you."

"B-but…" she grimaced. No, she couldn't lose her most adoring fan of all!

"Chazz…wait!"
"Good-bye, ALEXIS." He stormed off, fuming and hurting.

"Damn Alexis," he muttered, "She thinks she's so great. The wonderful, beautiful, perfect Queen of Obelisk Blue. Feh! Hell, no. It was all an act! She's a frickin' poser. The Alexis I thought I loved, wasn't the real Alexis. Damn, I was in love with a figment of my imagination. Now I'm lost."

With a sigh, he sat down of the stairs and wondered how he'd pick up the shattered fragments of his life--more truthfully, his heart.

"I'll never trust anyone again," he muttered, "and I certainly won't love anyone again. Everyone sucks!"

Feeling tears of heartbreak, disappointment, and frustration sting his eyes, he turned towards the wall, trying to suppress the bitterness rising from his stomach.

"This sucks," he sniffed, "this sucks so bad."

As he held back his anguished tears, he heard a commotion approaching.

"I've told you for the last time, he's mine!" Atticus shouted.

"No, he likes me. I know because he's too afraid to talk to me. My presence is too awesome for him. He's intimidated."

"Aww, that's a load of b.s. if I've ever heard one! You know very well he's upfront with his feelings! He can't hold back. And he came to me for help with love. He likes me! Besides, I'm so much hotter than you. And I'm Alexis' brother."

"He's not bi!"

"What if he was? I am!"

"Ewww…"

"Aren't you bi?"

"No."

"Don't you like Alexis?"

Zane shook his head indignantly. "I couldn't care less about her in that sense. She's a good friend; however, she's not who everyone thinks she is. She should just be herself. And since she's not, I'm not even slightly impressed or even slightly attracted to her."

"Don't talk about my sissy like that! I know she's a poser. She'll grow out of it. Leave her alone, she's been hurt."

"By who?"

"Mind your own damn business, you bastard!"

"Harsh." Zane muttered tersely.

"You're gay."
"Um, Atticus, that's not an insult if I really am."

"Oh, right."

They rounded the corner to see the object of their affections hunched against the wall, now shivering.

"My life will never be the same again," Chazz moaned, ignoring them. He was now reverting to emo mode.

Atticus and Zane exchanged a glance. Whereas they had been enemies, now they must form an alliance to help their broken Chazzy. Quickly, the top two fanboys flew to Chazz's side, ready to aid him in any way possible.

"Chazzy? What's wrong?" Atticus touched his shoulder.

Chazz jerked violently away, distrusting the older Rhodes. He looked up at Atticus with teary, suspicious charcoal eyes.

"You'll just turn on me. Leave me alone," he growled menacingly through his teeth.

Atticus backed away, so Zane took the opportunity.

"Chazz, we just want to help. Tell us what happened."

"Dammit, Zane, everything's fine." He snapped, "Leave me alone!"

"No, everything's not Ok." Zane said in his soothing voice, "Now tell us what happened."

"Alexis happened." He finally relented, for he wished to talk about it. Thus, he related all that had happened.

"Oh." Zane and Atticus said in unison, not knowing what else to say.

Finally, Atticus put and arm around the youngest Princeton's shoulders. "It's Ok, Chazz. It happens. I know what that's like--"

"No, you don't! You've never ever been rejected because all the girls love you and--"

Atticus looked at him with sad brown eyes. "I never said that the one who'd rejected me so cruelly was a girl."

Chazz tensed up. Then, looking into the older Rhodes' eyes and seeing they shared common ground, felt sympathetic and defeated. Even though it was he who had caused Atticus' pain, Atticus still forgave him and wanted to help him. It pained Chazz so.

"Atticus," he said, stunned, "I-I'm…s-s…sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you like that. I was just surprised, that's all."

Atticus smiled. "It's Ok, Chazzy. I understand."

Chazz recoiled at the cheerful expression on Atticus' face. "Don't get too friendly with me," he muttered warningly.

"You don't have to worry about him," Zane smirked, "I'll make sure--"

"Shut up, Zane! You're my best friend, but I want Chazz!"

"No, dammit! Chazz is mine!"

"Mine!"

"Mine!"

"Mine!"
"Mine!"

"He's my sexy!"

"No, he's mine!"

"SHUT UP!!!!" Chazz screamed, causing both to shrink back. "I'm not either of yours! I don't want you! Can't you see I'm NOT gay?"

Zane and Atticus blinked. Finally, Atticus spoke.

"Well, I'm not gay, either."

Chazz's pupils dilated in horror. "What…did…you…say?"

"I'm not gay," Atticus repeated calmly, "I'm bi."

Chazz facefaulted. "Oh, yeah, that makes a helluva lot of sense. And what about Zane? Hmm? What are you gonna tell me next? That he's a transvestite?"

"No, I am not." Zane declared, bitterly insulted, "I'm gay. And only because of you."

"So you're telling me," Chazz said, with a look of disgust, "that you two happened upon this wretched, sick state because of…me? Because you found me attractive?"

They exchanged a glance, then nodded.

Chazz facefaulted again. "Oh, God, please wake me up from this nightmare…"

"Aww, Chazzy, cheer up." Atticus said cheerily, "Come on, we care about you. Think about it…if you date me, I'll understand you. And I'll let you date a girl on the side. And if my sister ever comes around, you can date her, too. You can date both of us!"

Chazz's jaw dropped. "THAT'S ABSOLUTELY THE SICKEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD OF!!!!"

Atticus leaned in and whispered, "Zane wouldn't let you do that. He isn't bi like us. When you're bi, you can have a boyfriend AND a girlfriend."

Chazz could've died. "Eww! I only believe in dating ONE person. And that would have to be a girl."

"Oh, come on, Chazz….you don't know until you try."

"Good-bye." Chazz started to walk away.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

He froze. "Why?" he asked weakly.

Atticus shook his head. "Tsk, tsk, Chazzy. I think you owe me after all the advice I gave you."

"ADVICE? Hell, no, Atticus. None of it ever worked! In fact, it made it worse."

"You should consider yourself lucky," Atticus told him, "Most guys would be beaten halfway to hell by now if they acted towards Alexis the way you have. But I trust you. I know you're a gentleman."

Chazz pondered this for a moment. "Well, I guess that's true."

"Yeah, so why don't you at least go on a date with me. Or at least a little make-out session."

Chazz gave a nervous laugh. "I don't think so."
Zane, who'd been watching this whole time, interjected. "You could go out with me to get back at Alexis. Think about it…she likes me. How ironic would it be for the man she truly loves to be going out with the man that loved her?"

Chazz was strangely tempted by this. He felt an evil plan coming into place. But, then again, he didn't want to use anyone. That would be low. It didn't matter if Zane were gay or not. It was just wrong.

Atticus, seeing that he was losing Chazz, tried to get his attention again.

"Come on, Chazz," he pleaded, "Think about it, I'm Alexis' brother. If you can't have her, then I'm the next closest thing, right?"

Again, Chazz pondered this. He didn't like to admit that this was all very tempting. Someone actually thought he was good-looking! Someone actually liked him! And, he hated to admit it, but Atticus' looks were reminiscent of Alexis'. Not to mention that he wasn't a poser and he was nicer.

Sighing heavily, he turned to face Atticus. "Only this once, Atticus. And don't get any ideas…"

"Yes!" Atticus did a little victory dance.

Zane looked sorely disappointed. "Chazz, won't you give me a chance?"

Chazz, deciding to take advantage of his new-found fans, leaned over, smirking. "Next time, Zane, I promise."

A/N: XD That was so terrible of me. I'm rather ashamed of myself. Anyway, Chazz is being naughty. O.o Poor them. Isn't it ironic how he's acting a bit like Alexis? Taking advantage of them and all? But I promise, next few chapters, you will see why. And the pairing will be more apparent…once Chazz figures out what he wants. Ah, Alexis, you're such a fool. You let a devilishly sexy guy like him slip through your fingers. You had him. But it's your fault that he's gone. And it's your fault he's having these feelings. RAAAAR w (fangs) Die, Alexis, die! Ahem. Only in this story, I mean. I like you otherwise. Anyway, please review, and stay tuned for the next chap: )

BTW, ambercharae, is it ok so far? Do you like? If you have any more suggestions or request for this fic, feel free to tell me. : )