Me: Ok, here goes. Hello world!
World: … heh, loser…
Me: Humph, well then… Hello, my penname is nanirain, but my nickname (first used by The Squabbit is nani ok? Ok.) Anyhow, This is my new story: Stuck with you! For you information, chapter One will be very short.
World: BOO!
Me: But! Chapter two will be longer and posted at the same time.
World: … eh?
Me: just read on, you'll see what I mean. Welcome to my first Kingdom Hearts fanfic!
Sora: Score! A story about me!
Riku: (Slap)
Me: O.O Hey no violence! (holds up tacky sign) its our policy!
Sign: NO VIOLENCE IN AUTHOR'S NOTES! IT IS OUR POLICY!
Sora: Ow! What was that for?
Riku: You're being stupid. It's a story about me. It says so in the summary. Don't make me hurt you, Sora.
Me: Uh…Riku (waggles sign up and down)
Sora: It is not about you! I'm the star! It's about me! (tackles Riku)
Me: Uh… Sora (waggles sign up and down even harder)
Riku and Sora: (fighting)
Me: Hey! Hey! (waggles sign furiously till her hand falls off)
Arlyn: Guys, Guys, calm down… calm down… It's a story about me.
Riku and Sora (still on the ground, frozen in mid fight): … (blink stupidly)
Riku: and who the hell are you?
Me: (reattaching hand with superglue) MUAHAHAHA! You must read the story to find out! (hand falls)
Riku and Sora: (grumble) (grumble) it's a story about us…
Arlyn: (twitch) (pulls out flame thrower) IT'S A STORY ABOUT ME, DAMMIT! (threatens Sora and Riku)
All: 0o
Me: (goes to hold up sign) (hand falls off again) … (mutter) (mutter) stupid superglue…
Sora: (backs slowly away from flamethrower) (gulp) I don't think I like her very much
(Sora gets flamed to a crisp)
Riku (angrily): Hey!
Arlyn (whips around with flamethrower): WHAT!
Riku: N-nothing!
Me: (sigh) ok… so much for the policy (trashes sign) read on …
Riku in the distance: (screams in pain) God Dammit, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!
Arlyn: IT'S ABOUT MEEEEEE!
Chapter One: On the Other Side of Kingdom Hearts
When Riku landed on the other side, the first thing he noticed was the brilliant night sky above him. It was an unexpected sight. As he stared at it, his lips parted a little in amazement; the stars above him were so swollen and heavy with silvery, white light that it almost seemed as if they were ready to burst. He knew something was wrong. They shouldn't have been that bright. The second thing that he noticed was that he hadn't landed on the ground. No indeed. He had landed on something else, or rather, on someone else.
There was a grunt, as someone wriggled out from underneath him. "Hey!" A young girl's voice pierced into his scrambled mind and he blinked at its sharpness, looking up at a pair of misty light gray-blue eyes he struggled in vain to understand. "Are you ok?" The voice, which he assumed came with the eyes, asked him. When he tried to answer, a sharp pain blossomed in the back of his head. He must have knocked it on something as he had fallen. It seared severely in the back of his mind, and above him, the brilliant stars began to fade.
'Am I blacking out?' He marveled as the bright gray eyes began to become covered by a dark could inside his eyes. 'I've never blacked out before…'
"Hey!" The girl's voice sounded desperate as he slipped away.
'Sora…' Was the only thought that accompanied his mind as it slipped away into darkness.
Me: Muahah! End of Chapter One!
Sora: Hey… I wasn't even in this chapter… if you can even call that a chapter (grumble) (grumble) that was hardly a few paragraphs…
Me: Shut it! Chapter two makes up for it!
Riku: (smirks) told you it was a story about me
Arlyn: You're both wrong. It's a story about me.
Riku and Sora: WHO ARE YOU!
Arlyn: (whips out flute) Muahahahahahahah! Ahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha!
Sora and Riku: … eh?
Me: (Snatches away flute and whacks her with it so much for the no violence policy) No! You don't get to use it yet!
Riku and Sora: … Eh!
Arlyn: (pouts) Fine… (whips out flamethrower) can I use this?
Me: No! (waggles sign) No terrorizing the characters!
Arlyn: FINE! (Nani gets burned to a crisp)
Riku: (sweatdrop) Sora… I think we'd better leave
Sora: Muh-me too
(both start backing away slowly)
Author (now a little pile of ash): Please Review!
Riku and Sora: AHHHHHHHH!