Dr. Briefs Falls Asleep At Church
Disclaimer: This joke belongs to Tiger Fly Disclaimer 2: I don't own Dragon Ball Z
Note ~ Amen means I Believe
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One day Mrs. Brief went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hat pin with you. I will be able to tell when Dr. Briefs is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Dr. Briefs dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Brief.
"Jesus!", Dr. Briefs cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hat pin.
"Yes, you are right, Dr. Briefs," said the minister. Soon, Dr. Briefs nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Briefs.
"God!" Dr. Briefs cried out as he was stuck again with the hat pin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Dr. Briefs again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Briefs mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hat pin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Briefs poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
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Well, was that funny or what?
P. S. ~ Or what?
Disclaimer: This joke belongs to Tiger Fly Disclaimer 2: I don't own Dragon Ball Z
Note ~ Amen means I Believe
~
One day Mrs. Brief went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hat pin with you. I will be able to tell when Dr. Briefs is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Dr. Briefs dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Brief.
"Jesus!", Dr. Briefs cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hat pin.
"Yes, you are right, Dr. Briefs," said the minister. Soon, Dr. Briefs nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Briefs.
"God!" Dr. Briefs cried out as he was stuck again with the hat pin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Dr. Briefs again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Briefs mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hat pin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Briefs poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
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Well, was that funny or what?
P. S. ~ Or what?