A/N Well, I still don't have my old chappies(life as we know it, blah blah blah.) back, but since I miss writing so much, and need some fun in life. I decided to write this, hope you like it, oh and please review! 3

Magnus's POV.

"I'm bored." Alec sighed.

"Well, we can't have that, can we now?" I grinned.

Alec smiled. "Course not." Then his eyes met mine questioningly. "Well, what are we going to do then?"

"I think I have something in mind." I winked evil.

Alec gaped at me. "You mean?"

"Not that, though, it is quite a good idea." I chuckled. "I mean pranks."

We grinned in unison.

We had the perfect prank planned out. Oh we would see the look on Simons face, I- we felt so evil.

"Okay so Alec, you hide behind him, and then let it drop on him."

"Right, but this is not real, right? You don't like him?

"Right, I mean no. wait pardon?" I said in my thick accent.(Magnus has got to have a British accent for me.)

"If you think I really do like him then no, my love." Man I loved my flattery.

"Right then, let's start." We grinned, I found I was going to like this day.

I walked up to the kitchen humming softly. Ah ha, there Simon was standing there, oh if only he knew was coming.

"Ah Simon, may I ask you something?" I inwardly snickered.

"Sure", he said through a mouthful of peanut butter.

I took his and led him over to the door, as he squirmed.

I put my hand in my back pocket, and pulled out the 'ring'.

He gawped at me, as I slid down on one knee.

Someone cleared their throat behind Simon, bless Alec's heart.

Simon nearly fainted when he turned around and saw Alec standing there fuming. Don't you just love people who can act, I know I do.

"Al- um, I think I should go." He motioned with his hand.

Then Alec pulled the trigger, and a bucket of hot pink glitter paint, poured down on Simon, as he spluttered uncontrollably, I opened the 'ring box' and it fireworky contents zoomed out and smacked Simon in the ass.

Meanwhile Alec and I were dying on the floor laughing. Simon fuming, stormed out of the room, growling under his breathe.

"You know" I sighed "I think hot pink glitter rather suits him." Alec laughed.

"Well at least if we hide in the institute he can't hurt us."

"All the more reason I love you."

"So, what now?" Alec asked me.

I sat thoughtfully for a moment. "Would you like to go out for dinner?" I asked sheepishly.

Alec perked up immediately. "Sure."

I stood up and held out my hand, "shall we."

I waltzed him across the room, smiling into his hair. There was no one quite like him, I thought. How lucky I was.

I led Alec into a fine cuisine, intertwining our fingers. This would be a wonderful day.

Alec and I had a wonderful dinner, but that waitress kept giving Moi odd looks. It's not like I was the only one in that argument who was wearing makeup. I mean she had just as much makeup on as I.

But alas we were happy with anytime we spent together.

As we walked hand in hand up to the institute, Simon approached us. I smiled.

"I just want you guys to know I forgive you." Me and Alec made a sarcastic sigh of relief and rolled our eyes.

With that Simon swiftly headed off in his houses direction.

We walked silently up the driveway to the car garage. Opened the door and screamed.

Someone had painted my car, my baby, my black and red Lamborghini Reventon, hot sparkly pink. Now even I glittery Magnus bane cared about whether his car, his baby, looked good. And hot pink did not suit that style. I sobbed and threw myself at the car, and hurled open the doors, what Was- that - smell! Cabbage was smeared everywhere, then I noticed a note one the car seat.

Teach you to prank people.

Love from Simon. Oh and I heard you love cabbage. *wink wink*

Tootles.

I walked out of the car, down the driveway and back to Alec.

"shh, shh, it's alright we'll get you another one.

I nodded, Simon would die. "Say, tomorrow want to do some pranks?" I smiled evilly, "I have a particular one in mind."

Alec smiled. "of course I do."

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