A/N: This story takes place after Essays. It's in Koko's point of view. Read and enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Gakuen Alice

Mind Reading's side effects

Waking up, I yawned and stretched my arms. I threw on the clothes near me, the Gakuen Alice uniform. I did my usual morning routine, washing face, brushing teeth, a shower, quick catch up on Homework, pack for school. And then THAT, you know the thing that I have to write down EVERY thing that I hear. It's actually in order. An innocently looking binder, sorted into everyone and anyone. It ranges from Mikan to Natsume to Narumi to Persona to Tsubasa to Youchi to yeah you get the picture.

So back to the story, I had just walked out of my two star bedroom, when a little interesting thought caught my attention. Really, it was involuntary. So here's the thought:

I truly can't believe what he had done. It was something that I never wanted to happen. Seriously That GUY raped ME! It's not the other way around. Then a person just had to catch it, write it down and give it to the BLACKMAILER. All the teachers know to avoid her. There is a list in the teacher's lounge that says. STUDENTS TO AVOID.

Hotaru Imai (avoid as best as you can Ice queen; Major BLACKMAILER)

Natsume Huuyga (Will burn you)

Mikan Sakura (Her sweet and innocents is all an act)

Ruka Nogi (If furious will unleash ultimate power, attacking animals)

AND MOST OF ALL KOKORO YOME; MIND READER HAS A BINDER FULL OF OTHER PEOPLE'S THOUGHTS!

I had never thought that Koko would actually have that. But it the note is true. Even Persona pays respect to it. You may not see it but he's afraid of them. Oh GOD HELP ME!

Students to Avoid? That's stupid. Why am I on there? HOW DID THEY FIND OUT ABOUT THE BINDER?!?!?! WHY IS MIKAN ON THERE? Wait, the teachers ARE messed up. Oh well. So I had gotten to the breakfast room, when a sudden though went in my mind.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MONEY! MONEY! But who would have ever though that Narumi would haven been raped by Persona? Or the fact that Persona and Jinno are gay? Or that Persona cross dresses?

WTF? PERSONA IS GAY?!?!?! Well, I kind of makes sense, because he does wear lipstick and everything. I was eating when I hear something. So I quickly finished my food and ran after the source.

*Insert make out and sex scene*

Blink. Blink. Blink. Okay, my alice SUCKS! There's another interesting thought.

DAMN THAT IAMI!!!! SHE CAN AT LEAST DO ME THE FAVOR OF DISAPPEARING?!?! *insert A LOT of swear words*

R-r-r-r-r-ruka? Another one! Man I'm on a role today!

He hit on me. HE TRIED TO FUCKING HIT ON ME! IF I HADN'T GOTTEN OUT SOONER HE WOULD HAVE RAPED ME! I JUST CAME BACK FROM A FUCKING MISSION AND WHAT DOES HE DO? HE HITS ON ME! Well at least my fan girls are better. If I had to pick between him and a pack of fan girls, I would pick FAN GIRLS!

Whoa. That is saying something. But, I think I'll try and find the guy with an alice to erase memories.

A/N: Okay, It was weird. BUT REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!