It was yet another uneventful day at the .Akatsuki Hideout, Until Itachi and Kisame returned from another mission. They where both blushing wildly, this sparked Hidan's interest.
"What? Just get back from a hell-of-a fucking-session?" Their faces grew so red they almost appered purple. Kisame was looking at his feet and Itachi was just facing the wall.
"Oh My Jashin! Are you serious?! I was fucking pulling your damn legs!" Hidan then ran off to tell the others. Being alone, Itachi and Kisame took advange of this. They worked up the corage to look at each other once more. Their eyes met and as if suddenly jolted awake from a dream, Kisame thuw him self on Itachi. Itachi kissed Kisame passionatly. Their toughes in sort of weasling match which neathier would win.
"See? There they are!" hidan wistbered to the group following him. "wow..." was all Deidara could say. His young mind gaining ideas for Sasori. Kakuzu got a boner and began to hump Hidan. Hidan gave in and took Kakuzu back to their room. Deidara watched Itachi and Kisame begaining to remove each other's cloak.
"Whats so interseting, Brat?' "shh!" Sasori bent down and looked to see what all the fuss was about. There he saw Itachi shirtless and Kisame in only boxers. His face became the same hue as his hair "Danna?" Deidara asked hushed "Could you...umm..." Sasori looked down. The 17-year-old had the largest bluge he had ever seen. "I'm over 20-years older than you!" Deidara looked at himself. Sasori pitied his state. "...Just until we get rid of that." Sasori sighed as he poined to Deidara's manhood. They ran off.
Now fully naked, the Blue and the Porcilen-Bodied began to smooth their hands down each other. Kisame carassed Itachi's smooth, rounded behind as the weasle nipped at the shark's nipples. "please...now..."Itachi quietly pleated. Kisame gentely turned Itachi so that Itachi's opening was facing him. "are you sure?" Kisame cooed while nipping Itachi's ear. "I'm positve, Kisame." The shark took the weasle's hips and bagan to push himself inside, rocking back and forth harder each time. Itachi let a small, sharp gasp chuckled as the hit that spot sevral times. Itachi was almost in he finaly came. Kisame pulled out with just in time for him to cum as well. Itachi was nearly passed-out. Kisame saw this and lay his cloak on top of Itachi and the other on top of himself.
So there you have it, the day every Akatsuki member (exaccpet Tobi and Zetsu) sleep with each other. End