There were few places where Albus Dumbledore's sweeping purple robes wouldn't be out of place. A muggle clothing store was certainly not somewhere he fit like a glove, and yet there he stood, earning curious glances from nearby onlookers, as he seemed to ponder the swimming trunks in front of him.
He seemed to startle the store worker when he abruptly turned to him, smiling benignly. "Would you mind assisting me? I'm afraid it's been a while since I've had the need for swim wear." Looking a bit muddled, the young man nodded and stepped closer.
"Fantastic, fantastic. You see, I am in a bit of a... the term is pickle, I believe?" The teen nodded again, obviously befuddled. "Well, yes. You see, I rather like these." The man pointed at a pair of swim shorts covered with a pattern of flames. "I'm sure you've heard of phoenixes? Yes? Good. Well, you see, phoenixes and myself are closely linked. And thus, flames."
Here he paused in contemplation, surveying a navy blue pair studded with stars, one long finger tapping his lips in thought. "And these. Much more fitting for a headmaster. Don't you think? Why, I have robes in this very same pattern."
The boy was now just watching him, the look in his eyes suggesting he found Dumbledore to be quite mad.
Now a sigh of faint longing passed over the lips of Albus as he touched a bright yellow pair. "And yet I also rather enjoy these."
The curiosity was clearly too much to resist, for the boy asked, "Why?"
"I enjoy lemon drops." Dumbledore said simply.
It was clear that the boy could make heads nor tails of the man before him's logic, so he finally said, in a weary sort of tone, "Well, we're having a sale right now, sir. All our swim trunks are 25% off."
It was clear that Dumbledore took a moment to contemplate this, his face set in a look of clear concentration, before he turned and beamed at the other male. "Then, my dear boy, I think I shall take all three."
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