Akatsuki: READ ME!!!!
By: Fyremistress
Note: There will be some cursing so BEWARE people who believe that cursing is bad!
There will be words in different languages so at the end of every chapter there will be a reference for all you dattebayos who can't read.
Pein sat in his quarters massaging his second to the bottom nose piercing. He always did that when he was trying to stay calm. Earlier that day he had heard Hidan talking to Deidara and Kisame about the other members. When he overheard them they were actually talking about him. Talking isn't the right word exactly….They where laughing about something Hidan had said. What Hidan said, Pein will never know but that didn't stop him from guessing.
He probably made a comment on the MANY uses of my other bodies and what EXACTLY I use them for, Pein thought.
"Tobi-san didn't do it! Tobi is a good boy." Tobi yelled while running down the hall past Pein's doorway. An evil grin spread across Pein's face. He was plotting something and when Pein is plotting something he is more dangerous than you in a room full of bloodthirsty manga collectors holding a limited edition Bleach volume in mint condition.
"Tobi," he called softly. "Could you come here please?"
Upon hearing Pein calling him, Tobi hesitantly made his way to his leader's room.
" Tobi didn't break the T.V," he said softly. What is this idiot blabbering about now? Pein thought, annoyed.
"Deidara is the one who shoved Tobi and caused Tobi to let go his lollipop. Honestly!" Tobi exclaimed..
"Of course Tobi didn't break the T.V," Pein purred. "Tobi is a good boy."
"YEPS! Tobi is a very good boy!" Tobi said happily.
"Since Tobi is such a good boy, would Tobi mind telling me what Hidan, Deidara, and Kisame where laughing about earlier today?" Pein asked sweetly.
"Oh that? Tobi heard that. Hidan was making jokes about Pein-sama, Kakasu, Zetsu, and Sasori." Tobi explained, quite proud of himself for being able to help Pein-sama.
"Does Tobi remember what Hidan was saying?" I'm so close.
"Nope. They stopped talking when I came in and wouldn't start talking again until I left. It made me feel really bad so that's when I got my lollipop…speaking of lollipops can Tobi have a lollipop for helping Pein-sama?'
"Fine." Pein said, no longer bothering with the false niceness no that he found out that Tobi was of no use to him.
"Yay! By the way, Tobi really didn't break the T.V"
"I get it Tobi now will you please leave me for a bit so that I can think." Pein said coldly.
Sensing that Pein wasn't in the mood to be nicey nicey anymore Tobi left the room happily, already thinking about his lollipop and whether Deidara would get in trouble for breaking the T.V seeing as it was his fault in the first place.