It wasn't long ago when we where still acting like kids. When we where still playing, laughing, and having a good time. I never thought that this would change so fast. God, it makes so melancholy just to be thinking about those days. What happened? Why?

Now we, Stan and I, are in 5th grade. Those days of relaxation, and peace are gone. Not due to the new grade, the new class, and teacher, but what happened right before. To those reading this piece of history, as I like to put it, here's the tale.

Last year, I had been friends with Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh, and Eric Cartman. Right after 4th grade, just to put it in simple terms, the fat ass, Cartman, had left with his mom down to some convention in LA. Shortly after, several men in black came to his house, and what did they give him? His own goddamn corporation to make television shows based on his life in South Park. Coincidently, Kenny fell into a coma, and Cartman decided to film the incident. Several days later, Kenny's body was never found.

Of course that was only the tip of the iceberg. Eric, he wanted power, he wanted control, and that's what he got. In just two months, Eric had taken over large corporations like Wal-Mart, and McDonalds. Even worse, he led the economy even lower than it was then. He spent huge sums of money on golden statues (of him), and pretty soon, he took over the government. Cartman governed all aspects of life, claiming divine power, and bringing communism to America.

There where efforts to bring him down, but the military was at a disadvantage, they didn't know Cartman's style. He slaughtered the whole U.S. army, enslaving many survivors.

And here we are today, at a school ran by Cartman, at a redneck mountain town that was once ours, now, only his. That was why Stan began the resistance. He started by recruiting kids in South Park, lying low, and waiting. Then we went global, gaining about 3,000 extra supporters. Only problem was that they were all kids. Stan's problem was that he couldn't trust adults anymore. He began thinking that way since the Kenny's body went missing. Only Wendy could cheer him, but that wasn't even enough.

Many ask how are we going to defeat Eric, many ask if are we strong enough? My answer has always been I don't know. The truth is, I think Cartman's actually done some pretty cool things since he destroyed the government. There is no longer a separation between poor, and rich, because everyone can't make much money anymore, and oddly, Eric has achieved world peace. Eric also made cool things that many thought could never exist. For example, a small sample of his inventions are, hover cars, androids, PS4, Xbox 720, NES, virtual reality, and intergalactic travel.

Although Cartman has provided a safe ground for humanity, he has suppressed human emotion, including reproduction, wiped out numerous animal species, persecuted jews, and gingers, and has abolished religion. Thus wiping out true human nature.

Thus, forcing us to kill Cartman.

Chapter one: Conference Meeting

"So tell me Mister, what was it again, ah yes, Mr. Scotch, are you telling me that production on something as easy as making paper is slow. Are you saying I, being so generous, gave you something difficult? I saw you on the street, a beggar, and I took you in, gave you work, and this is what I goddamn get? Excuses! Damn it, I'll give you two days, and if those copies of printer paper aren't complete, I will kill you."

"Yes sir!" replied the man.

"God, I hate these people. Professionals my ass."

The fat child stared at the room, empty and dark, it was melancholy, but the boy liked it. It had been only four months ago, but he accomplished much. Pushing the red button on his intercom he quietly asked,

"Judy, can you send me the report on the Viking II's expedition to the Orion Nebula?"

"Right away, sir."

Pushing the button again, he asked, "Oh, and Judy, could you please send a copy on the morning report."

"Yes, sir."

Laying back, Cartman relaxed, at ease he thought. After receiving the reports, he began to skim the words. First, the Viking's report, he thought.

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Orion Nebula

Unusual radio frequencies, near the Orion Belt. Belt seems to be in T-Tauri State. Viking took minimal damage, but engine was hit. Other units on/out of Viking took minimal damage as well. Two men died. One from collision with an asteroid while fixing hull, other died due to being homesick, in addition, three men suffered injuries on expedition to unknown planet. One man suffered broken bones on the legs, rib cage, and brain cavity, one from a broken arm, and another broke his spine, rendering him useless, and in a vegetative state

Unusual frequencies in Orion Belt seem to be using binary, or otherwise Morse Code. Beats come ever 2 seconds. Other than the stated above, nothing interfered the mission.

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"Goddamn it!"

He began reading the other report when suddenly from the intercom, a security guard roared, "Boss, there's an intruder, but its coming from sector 2."

"Sector 2?" Eric mumbled.

And all of a sudden, a boy, the same age as Eric, crashed out of a window, brandishing a knife, he lunged at Eric.

"Die you fat pig!"

After several seconds, recognition slowly sinked in, causing Eric to stand there, shocked.

"You! I thought you died!"

"And this is where you are wrong."