"Wake up Kyon!!!!!!!!"
Haruhi was by my bedside. She had just rolled off her bed and was up in my face.
"You know." She said. "I should have made you pee. You know, with the water and the fingers and the cup? I should've done that. Or Ryoko could have. She likes messing with you for some weird reason. I think she liiikkkkess you!"
Oh groan. "I'd rather not associate myself in any way with her."
Ryoko Asakura ran up to Kyon with a cup of cold water and splashed it on his face. "Wake up, Kyon! We need to be all packed up by approximately 8:30 am. You aren't even ready to get ready, slowpoke." She giggled, and ran out of the room. Knowing her, she's already packed. I envy that. I also envy the fact that she's dry, and I am soaked and cold. Thanks a lot, Ryoko. Really, was that necessary?
Today was our college orientation. We had spent the night in a hotel, all of us, and now we're off to the Osaka University. I have NO idea what I am majoring in yet. I'm taking art history as a minor, but… see how lazy I am.
Quoting Haruhi's words exactly "The SOS Brigade will stay together till the end! Even if we get arrested and stuff!"
Yeah, I'd rather not share jail beds with you, Haruhi. Not now, not ever. If I see you anywhere, Haruhi, it will be in Hell. Even that wont work, because you're god! Where ever I end up when I die, it will not be with you, Haruhi. You're scary.
What's happening? Well
1-The SOS Brigade is going to college
2-Ryoko Asakura is back (wa..wait what?)
3-They are going to OU (Osaka University)
4-Kyon is taking Art History
5-Kyon would never share jailbeds with Haruhi
6- "The SOS Brigade will stay together till the end! Even if they get arrested and stuff!"
7-Haruhi should have made Kyon pee himself
Okayy, so something is going on. Lemme tell you this much. Yuki has emotions. That will be explained. Kyon is paired with someone? That will also be explained. So is Itsuki. Explanation imminent. And Ryoko is back.. I'll explain why later.
Byee.. (Oh yeah, this will be a long one, and I'm going to update a lot because I have a lot of downtime right now)