MySpace IM
By Rachel
Disclaimer – I do not own MySpace, or Naruto
Warning – Language not suitable for small children, AU, OC, and OOC.
Pairings – SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno
Chapter One – Did he just really 'Friend Request' me?
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Ah, yes school is finally out for the weekend. If you're wondering who I am, well my name is Sakura Yumi(1) Haruno. Okay, you see right there, left of the tree, right next to the fat kid with a muffin, no offence fat kid you don't need it. Anywho, yes I am the one who just tripped and fell flat on her ass. Oh yeah, I'm a klutz. That girl with the two Chinese style buns who is laughing her ass off at my expense, that's Tenten, she doesn't have a surname only I know why.
The really small petite girl, her name is Hinata Ree Hyuga, she used to have a stutter but Tenten broke her of it. She only stutters around Na—wait I shouldn't say. Ha-ha, moving on. Lastly the girl with the long ponytail, her name is Ino, to me she is Ino-pig. She calls me forehead girl.
"Forehead girl how many times have I told you. It is right foot, then left foot, not that hard," she said for the umpteenth time.
"Hardy har har, Ino-pig I know how to walk," I said grumbling some incoherent cures under my breath. The whole time Hinata and Tenten where laughing at me.
"You guys are jerks, you know that," I said. They knew they were all jerks, all of 'em.
"Yeah, yeah, tell me something I don't know," spoke Tenten.
"Okay I got to go, everyone get on MySpace tonight," spoke Hinata in mock-superiority.
We all saluted her and left with a "Yes ma'am," in different directions.
So I started to walk home, and I ran into someone, or should I say something because this person had no right to be a person.
"Uchia," I seethed. Okay, you're probably lost. Sasuke Uchia, worst human being on earth. Do you want know how we met, well here is a flashback.
Flashback
A four year old Sakura was running up to a boy she met in the park.
"Hey my name is Sakura, what's yours," she spoke.
"You're annoying," he spoke while he glared at him.
"Oh, but I just met you," she said with confidence.
"Hmph, fine my name is Sasuke," he said while rolling his eyes.
"Your name is pretty," she spoke with joy in her voice and eyes.
He glared at her "It is not pretty," and with that he flicked her forehead, shoved her down and proceeded to step on her cookies, and leave.
End of Flashback
"Hey Sa-ku-ra," he said my voice in the weirdest way, kind of sent tingles up my spine. Anyway, ever since then we pull pranks on each other and I all out hate him.
"What do you want? Are you still mad that I stole all of your clothes, grabbed them with tongs, and ran through the halls screaming, 'UCHIA HAS HERPES, WE MUST DISINFECT,' forcing you to walk through the halls in only a towel until you got to the nurse," she spoke while stifling a giggle.
"Yea almost as funny, as when I raided your panty chores got all of your bras and strung them through the boy's locker room and a pair of your panties stuffed in each of their lockers," he spoke in a sultry tone.
"Just watch yourself Uchia," I spoke out in malice turning red from embarrassment and angry.
"Whatever," he spoke.
When I finally reached my house I got on my laptop and logged on to MySpace.
Welcome to MySpace please log in.
Username – Blossom36
Password - *************
Let's see them try to figure that password out.
*~CherryBlossom~*
My picture was of me in an 50's style dress with my hair curled, I went to Ino's birthday it was themed, and we took lots, of pictures.
I looked at the inbox part of the page.
1 new message
2 new comment approvals
3 new birthdays
1 new APP invite
Great, I clicked the message, and read it.
TO: *~CherryBlossom~*
FROM: xoxo_Beautilcious_xoxo
SUBJECT: AMI IS A BIOTCH.
BODY: ami is a total pig, like worse than me, that flipping whore posted a bulletin sayin that I spelt with the whole baseball team, and that she supposedly walked in on me and ryo. Ugh that bitch when I get a hold of her she is dead I tell you dead.
Delete Message Reply to User Block User
I read the message and rolled my eyes, it's not like she should be surprised, and anyway, I hit the reply button and kept trying.
TO: xoxo_Beautilcious_xoxo
FROM: *~CherryBlossom~*
SUBJECT: RE: AMI IS A BIOTCH.
BODY: Okay Ino listen, it's not a big deal, she is a hoe and you know you shouldn't be surprised, gosh, get a grip. You know it's not true and so does the school cause let's face it no one believes her after the whole scam with her and Kyo.
Send Message Delete Message
I click the send button, then looked at what need to be approved in my comments.
Comment for picture from: Ramen Boy86
Comment on Profile: HiNaTa
I clicked on Naruto's comment, to see the picture he commented on had me and Hinata in our 50's dresses for Ino's party. My dress had a white blouse tucked into a pink skirt, with a black poodle, Hinata's was similar to mine except it was baby blue and her hair was up into to high pigtails, she said she looked bad but she looked hot.
Comment for picture from: Ramen Boy86
Comment: Wow I remember that party, but I never saw Hinata she looks… wow um tell Hina to add me okay and you guys look good. :)
Approve Comment Delete Comment
I clicked the approve button, I knew Hinata would faint once she read it. Ha-ha poor Hina. I then clicked open Hinata's comment.
Comment on Profile: HiNaTa
Comment: Hey Saku, me and the girls wanted to have a get toghther on Sunday at the mall you in.
Approve Comment Delete Comment
I hit approve and then went to reply to it. I started to type my reply.
Comment: Hey Hina would love to call me tomorrow.
Post Comment Delete Comment
I hit the post button. I got up to go to the bathroom, and after a couple of relieving minutes I was back on the computer to see who had a birthday coming up. I clicked on the button to show three people…
3 new Birthdays -
Gotta-Love-ME45 – Jan. 26
Ten10Ten10 – Jan. 29
RamenBoy86 – Feb. 1
That was uneventful. I went back to my homepage to see Ino had written a reply so I clicked the new message button to see what she had to say.
TO: *~CherryBlossom~*
FROM: xoxo_Beautilcious_xoxo
SUBJECT: RE: AMI IS A BIOTCH.
BODY: you know something forehead girl…. YOUR NO HELP THIS ISN'T GOOD I WILL GET THAT NO GOOD ASSWIPE BACK, I NEED YOUR PRANK EXPERTISE THOUGH PLEASE HELP. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
Delete Message Reply to User Block User
I hit the reply button. I began to type out a long response of there was no way in sugar bunnies I would help her, but then I sighed hit backspace and began typing my response…
TO: xoxo_Beautilcious_xoxo
FROM: *~CherryBlossom~*
SUBJECT: RE: AMI IS A BIOTCH.
BODY: Fine, I'll help you. We'll talk about it at the mall.
Send Message Delete Message
I went and deleted the APP invite… I hate those things, then I saw that I had a friend request. Wow I have 286 and there still coming ha-ha this person just help me beat Ino's number. I clicked to see who it was and I nearly threw my computer out of the window.
(&)?Uchia?(&)
The picture was of my worst nightmare, his picture was of him standing there in all of his 17 year old glory. He was in a pair of dark jeans, and a tight white wife beater, that showed off his muscles. He was on his cell phone, and he was looking to the left so you could see his black piercing on his upper lobe.
"THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL HE JUST FRIEND REQUEST ME!!!"
Now, for the number things.
– I made up her middle name so sue me
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