Vocaloid School~!

Or

Why all-too-realistic robotic singers should not go to school…

HOMEROOM

Class List

Teacher: Hiyama, Kiyoteru

Period: Homeroom

Hatsune, Miku

Kagamine, Rin

Kagamine, Len

Akane, Meiko

Honda, Kaito

Yowane, Haku

Akita, Neru

Kasane, Teto

Jameson, Miriam

King, Leon

West, "Sweet" Anna

Fleur, Prima

….

Mr. Hiyama will be assisted by two college students:

Megurane, Luka

And

Kamui, Gakupo

For most of the term. Thank you for joining the staff, Mr. Hiyama.

The Faculty

Kiyoteru rushed down the hall, papers flying from his arms and being scattered across the hallway. He cursed, still making sure he had at least 12 for his homeroom. "Whyyyy…" He muttered, quickly running into the room. "Hello, class!" He grinned, becoming happier. "I'm your homeroom teacher, Mr. Hiyama! Now…let's see….first thing, let's do roll."

A blonde boy raised his hand. "Mr. Hiyama! Does that mean we get biscuits?! Because I like biscuits~…they're my favorite food~" To say that the young boy was in dreamland was a understatement.

"Uh…no…" Kiyoteru smiled. "Not that sort of roll. Role call. When I call your name, say present and raise your hand. Miku Hatsune?"

"Here!" A blue haired girl smiled, raising her hand.

"Kagamines Rin & Len?"

"Here we are!" The twins raised their hands, grinning to each other.

"Meiko Akane?"

"Here." A brunette-haired girl said, looking up at the ceiling.

"Kaito Honda?"

"Here, Mr. Sir, Sir!" A blue haired boy said with a grin.

"Haku Yowane?"

"….Here, I guess." A blonde haired girl sighed, glancing at Miku, who was still sitting eagerly, awaiting the lesson.

"Neru Akita?"

"Yo." A grey haired girl responded this time, watching the clock.

"Teto Kasane?"

"Hiya!" A pink haired girl responded, grinning all the while.

"Miriam Jameson?"

"Hello." A blue-haired girl answered, this time, who seemed to be looking into her book quite intently and barely paying attention.

"Leon King?"

"Huh? Why did someone say my name?" The blonde boy asked, looking around.

Kiyoteru sighed, and shook his head as he continued. " 'Sweet' Anna West?" He asked.

"Right here." A orange haired girl responded, smiling. "If you don't mind, sir, I prefer to be referred to as Sweet Ann."

"No problem, Sweet Ann." Kiyoteru nodded, returning to the role. "Last but not least, Prima Fleur?"

"Present." A black-haired girl with pink highlights responded, drawing something.

"Okay then. Role's done." Kiyoteru said, closing the role book. "Now, let's see…"

"Roll's done?! Yaaaay!" Leon clapped, grinning. "I had to get out of the door, so I missed breakfast. A roll would be great~!"

"Leon. Sensei does not mean a piece of bread roll. You are not getting a roll." Meiko sighed, glancing at the boy, annoyed.

"Well excuse me, Princess." Leon pouted, putting his hands on his desk, grumbling. "I didn't know, so what?!"

"Quiet down, Leon and Meiko." Kiyoteru said, glancing at both. "Today's homeroom activity is learning about bullying. Yes, I know it's stupid, but it's required."

"Oh, boy…" Sweet Ann said, drumming her fingers on her desk, looking up. "It's one of those roleplaying things, isn't it?"

"Hey, not all roleplaying is bad." Kiyoteru responded, thinking about going home and playing a roleplaying game….wait, this was class. He had to concentrate. "Yes. You have to act it out…"

"Ooh! I love being in plays! I'll go first! I'll be…Tiny Tim! God bless us, every one!" Leon stood, crouched over to give a dramatic effect. Kaito clapped, but seeing the eye rolls, stopped, with a nervous chuckle.

"No, no, not a long play such as that…" Kiyoteru said, shaking his head, smiling. "A short one. The roles are Bully, John, and Marie."

"I volunteer Len!" Teto said, pointing to Len.

"And I volunteer Teto." Len pointed back.

"Okay, Len, you'll be John, and Teto, you'll be Marie. Prima, how about you be the bully?" Kiyoteru asked, and Prima walked over, emotionless. They grabbed the scripts and began.

Prima pushed Len over, however emotionless it was. "Get out of my way, punk." She read flatly, staring Len down. Len crawled backwards, and gasped.

"I didn't mean to get in your way, I'm sorry." He said, nervously chuckling. However harmless Prima was, she was definitely scary when she was staring you down.

"No matter what you did, you must pay for it." Prima said, once again, flatly. "I will be taking your money."

"No! Stop!" Teto said, running out. "He will not pay to a bully like you. Peer power!"

"Aaaahh…" Prima walked back to her desk, blinking, and writing in her notebook again.

"Good job! Remember, don't stand down to bullies! Stand up! Tell a teacher or friend! But, don't fight them. Thank you." Teto said, dragging Len to his desk and then going to hers as he got up, grumbling.

"Good job, Teto, Prima & Len…" Kiyoteru said, smiling, albit a bit weakly. The bell rang, but the class stayed seated. "Don' t you all have an--"

"No, Mr. Hiyama, sir. We stay here all day, and so do you. Budget and all." Sweet Ann said, looking up.

"Oh, okay…" Kiyoteru said, looking at the schedule. "English is next…"

NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW

"Hey, it's time for English class!"

"I hope it's a good class…"

"With Mister Hiyama, we won't fail!"

"I hope not…"

"…"

"That's right, Miriam, we just have to keep going!"

"…"

"Heh, yeah….the author should apologize that the chapter is short, but there's not much to do in homeroom…"

"…"

"Yes, it does mean that we'll skip it afterwards."

"…"

"Next time! English Class! I'm sure it won't fail!"

"…"

"Class will be in session soon! Bye!"