This is a phone conversation between Harry Potter (YAY) and Edward Cullen (BOO). I just got the idea, and I have no idea what this will contain, so be prepared.
(RING RING RING RING)
HARRY: Hello?EDWARD: Why, hello…(scary music in the background)…Harry.
HARRY: Who IS this?
EDWARD: Oh, you know who I am.
HARRY: No, really, I don't.
EDWARD: Here's a hint…I GLITTER.
HARRY: GASP!
EDWARD: Yes, it is I…EDWARD CULLEN.
HARRY: Um…okay…what are you doing calling my cell? How did you even GET this number?
EDWARD: I know things about you that even you don't know.
HARRY: Oh, yeah, I forgot…you can read minds.
EDWARD: Yes, that is one of the many advantages that vampires have over wizards.
HARRY: Oh, you don't want to see--er--hear--me get ugly!
EDWARD: Oh, try me. Try me.
HARRY: Wizards can actually kill people without even touching them.
EDWARD: Vampires can only die if we get ripped to pieces and burned.
HARRY: Thanks, I'll make a mental note of that.
EDWARD: Oh, no. I still have diarrhea of the mouth.
HARRY: That's sorta gross.
EDWARD: Well, Carlisle IS a doctor and all. He taught me that little phrase.
HARRY: Okay, I'm just gonna carry on our word battle now.
EDWARD: Let us duel.
HARRY: Wizards go to a special wizard school and actually GRADUATE.
EDWARD: Vampires don't even have to go to school unless they WANT to.
HARRY: Wizards don't have the urge to kill their girlfriends all the time.
EDWARD: Vampires can carry on a normal life without people knowing what they are.
HARRY: Wizards can snog without biting their girlfriend's tongues off.
EDWARD: Whatever. This conversation is OVER.
HARRY: Ah, thanks, Edward, you just ran up my phone bill. Is this long distance?EDWARD: HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Until we meet again, Potter.
HARRY: The same to you, Cullen.
EDWARD: (hangs up)
HARRY: DID HE JUST HANG UP ON ME?!?! NOBODY HANGS UP ON HARRY JAMES POTTER!!