First FanFiction yada yada. Might add cheesy jokes blah blah. Ok on with the story. Mkai? Makkah. D*MN YOU AUTO CORRECT! *shakes fist at the sky*

Sasuke: *walks in* What the h*ll are you doing

Me: *keeps fist in the air and slowly turns head towards Sasuke shooting him a death glare* You want to die? *tilted head and maniac voice*

Sasuke: You know, I think I'll be good. I'll be over there *leaves room*

Mkai.* There we go. Alright AUTO BOTS, ROLL OUT!

Team 7 POV

"Do we really have to do this again Kakashi Sensei?" Naruto whined.

"Idiot, it's for Konaha's civilians!" Sakura recoiled. (A/N BOOM! HEADSHOT. SHOTGUN RECOIL- Oh.. Hello there :)..)

"Yes we do.. SO SHUT UP AND STICK TO THE PLAN YOU WHINY B*TCH." Kakashi replied.

"Fine.. Dattebayo" Naruto rolled his sleeves up and pounced at the cat and face planted in the dirt, but he got the cat. "Raise it up Naruto." Sakura ordered. "Red ribbon?" Kakashi asked. "Yup." Sakure confirmed. "Heehee." Naruto beamed. Then, as always, the cat scratched at him.

WHOOOOOSH!TO-THE-FUTURRRRRE!

"Kakashi Sensei you're treating us to Ichiraku right?.. Kakashi Sensei?" Naruto said. Kakashi was reading his dirty a*s "Make Out Tactics". Kakashi wasn't looking where he was walking when he bumped into a man who was cloaked. "Oh I'm so-" Kakashi couldn't finish as a yellow sphere flew through the sky in slow motion. "Why is this is slow motion?" Naruto asked in a regular speed. "I don't know, let's just play along." Sakura shrugged. So Naruto and Sakura looked at the sphere in slow motion too. Sai was there too, but he was too cool to give a sh*t. The sphere aligned with the sun and a blinding ray of light shined and all four of them fell on the ground of something. Naruto slowly looked at his hands *cough* hooves *cough* and scream- yelled in shock. "Oh h*ll no. This sh*t ain't happening in my house." Kakashi said. "This isn't your house Kakashi Sensei.." Sakura noted. "Useless.. B*tch ^^" Sai smiled. "H*LL NO" Sakura charged and punched Sai across the land (A/N I will travel across the land. Searching far and wide! :D? No? Ok *okay meme face*) with her hoof. "This place is strange.." Kakashi evaluated. "Not much of an evaluation Kakashi Sensei.." Naruto mumbled. "Oh. Hello! Are you new here in Ponyville? Welcome to Ponyville! My name is.." (A/N Guess who!)

Author Notes

1. Guess who c:

2. Sorry for the crappiness.

3. I'll update if I get 1 review.

4. Each chapter is a different POV like Akatsuki and stuff.