A/N: Oh wow. I don't know what's possesing me to put this one up on fanfiction but here it is. Don't own Naruto. Wish I did. Never will. Oh well.

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1st. Entry, Monday

Jeez, there was school today. First day in fact. A whole week of school, and this is the FIRST week of school. What were they thinking? Oh yeah, the teachers wanted to make our lives a living heck. Hm? Oh, my name is Hanako. Hanako Tanaka. Now that we've got that over with, back to school, neh? I'm in the class with all the populars. Oh yes, all of them, and we don't switch to our individual classes, no, the classes stay in one group, which means they're in ALL of my classes. Joy. They only do that because there are a small number of kids in each class though. Seriously, in mine, there are 10. Oh, where are my non-existant manners, let me tell you about my classmates.

First there's Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki. Oh yes, everyone knows Naruto Uzumaki. Loved or hated by everyone, great if not annoying personality, cute in an innocent way, and most of all, prankster. He's got the usual blonde hair, blue eyes, but he makes it work, oh yes, he makes it work. You can definitely tell by his fangirls, and if that doesn't convince you, just look at him one day. You'll join the fangirl ranks by the hour.

Next there's the resident bad boy/hottie combination a.k.a. Sasuke Uchiha. Yes, THE Sasuke Uchiha. Everyone has heard of Sasuke Uchiha. Now HE has fangirls. I mean, the whole SCHOOL basically loves him. Well, except for me, but I've got reasons for that. Seemingly obvious reasons, but hey, love is blind. Reason number one? He's a jerk. A big one. But that doesn't matter to his fans. He's got black hair and onyx eyes. Yes, onyx, as his fangirls repeatedly screech and rave about in the hallways. Whatever.

Now for the prettiest girls in school. Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka. Sakura has one of the weirdest hair colors, but don't tell her I said that. Anyways, it's pink. Yes, pink. Bubblegum pink if I must be specific. But she has beautiful green eyes, rare in this town, let me tell you. The boys totally obsess over her, she's caught every boy's attention. Every boy. Well, every boy except for her goal, Sasuke Uchiha. Yes, THE Sasuke Uchiha. Ugh. Anyways, she's extremely smart. The smartest girl in the whole entire school. Second only to THE Sasuke Uchiha. Ugh. Got to stop doing that.

And lets talk about Ino Yamanaka. Unlike her best friend, and rival, Sakura, she doesn't have a weird color. In fact, she could almost pass as Naruto Uzumaki's sister. Well…not really. But they have the same hair color and eye color, but her hair is paler, and Naruto's eyes look more…crystalline? Anyways, her hair is long. Freaky long. And of course she's after Sasuke Uchiha, who isn't? Oh yes. Me. Anyways, she's not as nice as Sakura, but she can be pretty persuasive sometimes. And of course, her hoard of fanboys. Joy. She flirts with them constantly. It makes me gag, silently of course, you don't want to get on HER bad side.

Oh of course, the cutest girl in school. Hinata Hyuuga. I don't have anything against her, not at all. I don't think anyone does. She's too innocent, and she's really nice too. She has dark, blue-ish black hair, cut short, and pale lavender, opal-ish looking eyes. No, she's not blind, it's a family trait, but you could mistake her for blind if you didn't know. Oh yes, she's the other one who doesn't like Sasuke. I knew I was wrong when I said I was the only one…I'm sure there's one more though. Anyways, no, she likes Naruto, and who's to blame her. He's a really nice person…I guess. Her fanboys are jealous of Naruto. Really jealous. I mean, no one else can get her to blush like he does. Sometimes I don't think it's too healthy for a person to blush like that, but, whatever.

Oh yes, now for the smartest person in school. Shikamaru Nara. Oh, I said Sasuke was the smartest didn't I? Well, technically, if you look at the grades he is, but Shikamaru is really the smartest. He just doesn't try I guess, or at least that's what he told the teacher. I think it was something along the lines of "School is such a drag. Why bother if I already know everything?" He's some sort of genius or something. I like him, in a totally, he's just an acquaintance way of course. His hair looks like a pineapple. Or would if a pineapple was dark brown…but it's always in a spiky little ponytail at the top of his head. Hm…I like pineapples. He's got lazy brown looking eyes and is almost always sleeping. If he's not sleeping, I can tell you he's probably looking at the clouds or playing Shogi. Ha. Old men play Shogi. Oh, did I tell you he has fangirls? Oh yes, he has fangirls. A lot to be precise. Not as many as Naruto or Sasuke, but he has fangirls.

Hm, next, how about Shikamaru's friend, Chouji. He's….chubby…big boned…whatever you want to call him. He's really nice though, and quiet. But, I guess you would be quiet if there was almost always some food in your mouth. But I've got nothing against him either. He has a … 'minor' problem with being insulted or called fat. He can't stand it. Basically, he explodes and starts ranting mercilessly at the poor person. But despite that, he's a nice person. He's very observant, and very trustworthy. He's got reddish-brown hair and brown eyes. Sometimes you don't expect him to have any fangirls, but he does have them. Fewer than most people, but he does have them. In fact, I think there is only one person in my class who doesn't have fangirls or boys. Excluding me of course. I like Chouji's fangirls. They're really nice. And they leave presents by his locker. Why would I like that? Well, my locker's next to Chouji's and he shares his presents with the people next to him. Even if he doesn't really know them. See, told you he's nice. But he won't share his barbecue potato chips, no matter how nice he is, it's easier not to ask.

Let's talk about the only person other than me who doesn't have fangirls that I know of. That would be Shino. Shino Aburame. There's nothing wrong with him, really, in fact he's a pretty nice person, not to mention, he's friends with Hinata Hyuuga. It's just his interest in bugs that repels any potential fangirls. I really don't mind bugs. The only ones I don't like are mosquitoes and hornets. Those and leeches. I can't stand those. Anyways, Shino is a really quiet person. Extremely quiet. In fact, I don't think I've ever heard him talk before. He has dark brown hair, and no one knows what color his eyes are. He's always wearing these dark sunglasses. Oh well. I'd really like to know though…maybe he has two different eye colors, like brown and blue, or blue and green, or green and brown. I wouldn't know, but that would be cool.

Oh yes, Shino's other friend Kiba. He's kind of rude sometimes, but he's nice otherwise. He's also a prankster, but not as good as Naruto. He has dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. He loves dogs, absolutely loves dogs. I remember one day he brought in his puppy to school. I think its name was Akamaru…Oh yes, in the case of fangirls, of course he has some. I mean, girls just can't resist a puppy. Or a person who loves puppies. Not to mention he's a flirt, and a pretty good one at that. Kiba's friends with Hinata as well. If you ask me, I think he likes her, but of course, you didn't ask me so ignore that comment.

Oh yes, then there's me. Nothing special. I mean, you always hear about people who look in the mirror and are like "There's nothing special about me, I've got boring brown/blonde/red/whatever color hair and blue/green/brown/whatever color eyes. Blah, blah, blah" Well, the thing is, those people are pretty. Not saying that I'm not, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And when I'm the beholder, I'm just like any other girl who hates skirts and makeup. Fine, I've got black hair, shoulder length, not that it matters, it's always in a ponytail anyways, and hazel eyes. More brown than hazel but that doesn't matter either. I find myself wishing that I had red hair and green eyes, but it really doesn't matter. That would draw attention to me, and I don't like attention. That makes it a good thing about my hair and eyes, 'cuz there are a lot of brown haired, brown eyed girls. If you want to ask about what I'm like you're at a dead end, 'cuz even I don't know what I'm like. I'm just me, ya know?

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And that's it for the first chapter. Joy, huh? Anyways, the next one should be coming soon. REVIEWS PLEASE!