Severus Snape: I Love Lily Evans.
Lilian Evans Potter: Uhhh Severus, I'm already married. I thought you looked at my profile, It does say that i am married.
James Potter: Yeah beat that Snivilous!
Severus Snape: Stay Out of this Potter!
Harry Potter: Uhhh Severus, Which Potter? Considering there are two of us.
Ginervra Weasley Potter: 4 of us you mean, GET YOUR NUMBERS RIGHT POTTER! :)
Lillian Evans Potter Likes This.
Tom Riddle to Peter Pettigrew: Dark Meeting tonight don't miss it.
Peter Pettigrew: Do I ever miss Your Meeting My Lord?
Tom Riddle: No Wormtail. Warn the others.
Sirius Black: Ha Hey Prongs Wanna go gate crashing?
James Potter: YES! Good idea Padfoot!
Tom Riddle: Don't even try, my evil minions might accidently kill you.
Remus Lupin: Ha Ha very funny Tom. I'd like to see that one go as a accident. Coming from You anyway.
Percival Weasley: I'm so sorry Riddle, The Ministry might just arrest you for that. Actully I think It is a 99.9% Chance that you will get arrested.
Kingsley Shacklebolt: As the Minister of Magic I say that Yes you will be arrested. And now the whole magical world knows about it. Thanks Pettigrew.
Peter Pettigrew: No Problam Minister.
Tom Riddle: WHAT? YOU LYING CHEATING B****!
James Potter: What? I'm confused!
Peter Petergrew: Oh Yeah that. For a year now I've been acting as a very loyal Deatheater. But really I have been a spy. Sorta like Snape.
Sirius Black: So did you kill all those people?
Peter Pettigrew: Yah sirius I did and then I did do it for the dark Lord. Now I regret That. Not till last year did I help the good side.
Remus Lupin: Awesome!
Tom Riddle: NO IT IS NOT AWESOME! i HAVE BEEN CHEATED ON!
Lillian Evans Potter: Uhh Tom did you like him as in in romance?
Tom Riddle: No not really for a time I did but then I got over him when I saw Bella. 3
Bellatrix Black Lestrange. Oh how sweet. I love you to tommypoo. Uhhh oh yeah will you sign my divorse papers so I can get rid of this Dumb last name.
Tom Riddle: Yes Bella, UUhhh another thing umm eeerrr
Bellatrix Black Lestrange: Yes Sweetums?
Tom Riddle: Will Will You uhh Marry Me?
Bellatrix Black Lestrange: Yes!
Sirius Black: AHHH! Prongs Look!
James Potter: I know Padfoot! Hey Bella are we invited?
Bellatrix Black Lestrange: What do you mean? You Blood Traiter
Remus Lupin: What he means is; Are we invited to you and voldies wedding?
Bellatrix Black Lestrange: H*** No! You will ruin my wedding! The one I have always wanted to have!
Lillian Evans Potter: UUMM Bella? Why haven't you changed your name yet then? I thought you said you loved Tom?
Bellatrix Black Lestrange: well I can't yet, mudblood. I haven't married him yet. And I never will if you keep pestering me.
Lillian Evans Potter: Well you can change your profile name to Bellatrix Black Instead of Bellatrix Black Lestrange.
Bellatrix Black: There Better?
Lilian Evans Potter: Not really If you would like to make me happy just get out of my life, then i might be happy.
James Potter, Sirius Black, Harry Potter, Ginervra Weasley Potter and 5 others like this.
Okay Done with the first chapter please review, The last story i did, iknow it was dumb. but i thought this would be fun to write. Please o please reveiw this is my first real story. I will take bad or good reviews.
~ darkhairedluna