Disclaimer:As much as I'd like to say I do,I don't own FSN.

A/N: Whew.Took me some time(and a lot of motivation/pestering from my classmates)to actually write a fanfic--but--TAADAA!Here it is!My very first fanfic!Yay!I'm not sure if it's any good,though,this IS my first fanfic..whatever,just ENJOY!

Sorry for the loooooong list of characters,I just got so overexcited with the idea of getting the characters from my fave animes to get together..

(Crossover from Black Cat)

High School Never Ends

Chapter One: Introducing the Students and Teachers of Cronos Homurabura Gakuen

High School Division

Class 2-A

Teacher-in-Charge:

Arturia Pendragon:a girl affectionately called Saber by everybody because of her strange love of swords(and lions).

Shiro Emiya:the neighborhood nice guy,and wants to become a FRIGGIN' Hero of Justice.

Futari Takezawa: one of the few guys that Saber respects and is often found by his classmates in secludeded places with a sketchbook.

Rin Toshaka: an authorative girl who practices her sinister plans on Shiro.She's the top student,too.

Train Heartnet: a student in Shiro's class who particularly acts like a cat and unknown to his teachers,has a roman numeral "13" on his chest.

Yukika Saegusa: probably the most gentle girl in school, the only other person besides Rin who can read anyone,especially Saber, like a book.

Kai Ikimura: like Akira Saito,Kyou Hatsuka from junior high and Sukuchi Setsuga,he is a close childhood friend of Futari and is the only one who knows about his real presonality.

Gallom: Lacdoll's best friend who has a very large body that is opposite to Lacdoll's.

Lacdoll: best friends with Gallom and is probably the only one who thinks Shiro's dream makes any sense.

Class 2-C

Teacher-in-Charge:Medea Kuzuki

Sakura Matou: a timid girl who likes Shiro and doesn't like the fact that she's classmates with the biggest jerk(Gilgamesh,obviously) in school.

Saya Minatsuki:a cheerful,optimistic girl who always blabs on and on about "the freedom to choose".

Archer Emiya: Shiro's older brother by five minutes,has an attitude that's totally opposite from his not-so-little brother.

Kevin McDougall: a laid back guy who keeps a small gun keychain near his pocket at all times.

Gilgamesh: another perverted exchange student who's after Saber but calls everyone,even the teachers,"mongrels".

Enkidu: Gilgamesh's best friend who likes like he got run over by a dump truck because of his shabby appearance(he's got cat-hairs on his chin,for Christ's sake!)

Sukuchi Setsuga: the oldest guy in class and is the only person that Enkidu respects.

Kaede Makidera: a loud and obnoxious girl who is openly disliked by Rin.

Kane Himuro: Kaede and Yukika's best friend who is intelligent and considerate.

Class 2-E

Teacher-in-Charge:Toma Fudo

Medusa: a pretty but short-sighted who's blind as a bat without her glasses.

Issei Ryodou: the student body president who thinks of Rin as a witch who's out to steal his soul(and maybe,just maybe,she probably will.).

Gwenivere: a shy, beautiful girl who sees Saber as a guy because of their relationship when they were kids.

Bedivere: a tall, lanky guy who protects Saber like a knight.

Bazett Fraga McRemitz: another Irish transfery.A serious girl who absolutely despises Lancer and avoids contact with him

Lin Shaolee: a quiet and cool guy who hides his bishounen-ness with a pair of glasses.

Leysritt: Sella's twin who's very casual and shows signs of a little romantic interest in Shiro.

Sella: Leysritt's twin who's the exact opposite of her twin,insecure and fickle and also doesn't trust Shiro.

Ayako Mitsuzuri: a girl who competes with Rin to see who can get a boyfriend first.

Class 3-A

Teacher-in-Charge:Tearju Lunatique

Creed Diskenth: A psychopath who's obsessed with Train and hates Saya's guts.

Avenger: a mysterious and clumsy student who has a LOT of permanent scars/tattoos and secretly cares for Caren, and hides it by pretending to show a lack of interest in her.

Akira Saito: River's best friend and keeps his pet raven "Flame" close by at all times,even during class(much to the annoyance of his teachers).

Caren Ortensia: a girl who comes from a long line of exorcists and displays a genuine interest in Avenger because of his QUEER appearance

Shinji Matou: Sakura's older brother who apparantly is an idiotic and cowardly narcissist

Kyoko Kinsaki: Saya's cousin who follows Train like a sick puppy

Cu Chulainn: a perverted Irish exchange student who's called "Lancer" because of his fondness for lances and spears.

River Zastory: the class clown who has almost no sense of direction.

Sephiria Arks: a girl who has an attitude that's very similar to Saber's: cold and unfeeling but is actually suppressing her feelings to focus on her goals.

Faculty and Staff

Taiga Fujimura: Pirncipal of Cronos Homurabura Gakuen, and is frequently teased by her colleagues "Tiger" because of preference to her name and her tiger-like attitude

Sven Vollfield: dons a white hat and an eyepatch and is frequently seen hanging out with Eve from the middle school division and Train during breaks.Also,he's the assisstant principal.

Soichiro Kuzuki: the history teacher who's the only teacher who looks like the subject he's teaching.Husband to Medea Kuzuki

Kojiro Sasaki: the suave literature teacher who talks in metaphores, making it virtually impossible for ANYBODY to understand what he really means.

Medea Kuzuki: Soichiro's wife who is calm and collected but when she gets mad--RUN LIKE HELL (teaches Home Economics)

Tearju Lunatique: Eve's mom who jokes about "experimenting on students" in the past, which makes all high schoolers cower and kneel before her.(teaches Math and Science)

Rinslet Walker: the totally rich and totally hot PE teacher who doen't care where her money's from,as long as she gets it

Chardon: Kyoko's mentor who wears a freakin top hat and glasses.(teaches Arts and Music)

Toma Fudo: the only teacher who would probably understand what Kojiro says.(teaches Japanese)

Jennos Hazard: the dashing English teacher who's drooling over Rinslet.

Echidna: the school nurse who watches over Creed like a hawk.

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A/N:Now that that's over,LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!!

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6:24 am,Cronos Homarabura Gakuen

School rooftop

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

"Train?"

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

"Hellooooooooooooo?Train?"

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

"Train! Look! the milkman!",Saya finally said out of desperation.

"Where? Where?"Train,upon hearing the word,"milkman", shot out of his chair like a bullet.

"Wha--? Saya? What're you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be on cleaning duty?"

"Sure, but I thought I'd relax for a while,"she paused for a while, seeing a flock of small birds fly across the roof."since cleaning my classroom is like cleaning a pigsty," she continued.

"Wait--how do you even know that it's my turn on cleaning duty,Train?"she asked playfully.

"Huh?Well--I--uhhhh.."

Saya studied the nervous expression on Train's face,then finally asked,"Are you spying on me???"

"WHAT?!WHY THE HELL WOULD I SPY ON YOU?!WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WOULD EVEN HAVE A REASON TO?!!!"Train cried,his face red as a tomato and practically out of breath.

Saya crossed her arms in front of chest and pouted."You know,"she started."I expected a more..subtle answer from you,o great Black Cat."she teased.Train grunted. He wondered why he even got that nickname,anyway. Sure, he liked cats, and yeah,he preferred the black ones, but was that really reason enough to give him a nickname like that?

He was snapped from his thoughts when he felt someone else come to the rooftop.

"Train?"the voice called.

"Crap! It's Tosaka! Hide me,Saya!"

"Train?You here?the teacher's calling for you,he says that you have to take out the cats that snuck into the classroom--"

Rin's sentence was cut short when she saw nobody on the rooftop,save for Saya.

"Tosaka-san?What are you doing here?"Saya asked,trying not to look suspicious.But when it's Rin you're hiding from, don't expect any mercy..

"Ah,Minatsuki-san.I didn't know you hung out here."

Saya shivered.Rin's voice sounded like she was suspecting something.Saya fumbled for an answer,and tried not to give out Train's location while she was at it. "Heh,well..I thought it would be nice to get some air before the morning assembly,ahaha.."

"Really..well,from what I heard you and Train are really close, and some say you guys are even best friends.So I guess you must know a lot about him.."

"Yeah,you're right,we are best friends."Saya unknowingly replied.Train was now sweating buckets,since he knew that Saya was so easily manipulated.To make things worse,Rin was a master of manipulation.

"..like where he's hiding now."Rin continued.

"Sure I do! he's right there,behind the row of bleachers to the rightmost of the rooftop--Oh,crap."she muttered.

"RUN TRAIN!!!"Saya cried.

With that,Train dashed to the stairs leading back inside.Rin followed,running as well."Get back here,Heartnet!!"

Train, obviously much faster and more agile than Rin,leaped with ease into the entrance of the stairs,then zoomed over to his classroom.Big mistake.

Sven caught sight of a flash of tan(A/N:the school uniform is similar to that of Homurabura Gakuen in FSN.) running down the hallway in the direction of the 2-A classroom."HEARTNET! YOU BETTER GET THOSE CATS OUTTA THE CLASSROOM OR I'LL TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR MILK PRIVELLEGES FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH!!"Sven's voice trailed into the corridors,causing some students to look outside their classrooms,curiously searching for the commotion.

Once he heard milk was at stake,Train tried to stop his feet from running,but couldn't.

That was when Saber exited the classroom.

SCREECH

Saber:Heartnet?!

Train:OUTTA THE WAY!!!

Saber!?

more screeching made by the soles of Train's shoes,followed by a relatively loud scream from Saber

CRASH!!!

Medea,who seemed to notice the commotion just now,stepped out of her classroom to see what all the commotion was about.It was commotion, all right--Train and Rin were piled up on Saber,who was trying to squirm free from her two classmates who were now lying on top of her,obviously dazed.

Train:Miiiiiiiiilk...

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10 minutes later

Nurse's office

Saber,obviously tired from her encounter with her two crazed classmates,lay down in one of the clinic beds,and forced herself to sleep since she knew once she got back to class,sleeping time would be SO over with classmates like hers.

As her thoughts scattered in her mind, she heard someone else stir in the bed next to hers.

Rin and Train couldn't be in the clinic,they were both in the principal's office getting one hell of a scolding from theTiger.

So who was the person in the bed next to hers?

She finally stood up,curious to find out who the person was.

She crept over next to the white curtain seperating her bed and the other one,and slowly tugged on it..

"Eh?Saber-san? You're in here too?"

"You know me--?"Saber replied,shocked.

Akira Saito sighed as he watched Saber,trying hard to remember why that name rung a bell somewhere in her head..

"Don't remeber,huh?Well, I guess that comes with being best friends with Futari,people tend to forget that you even exist.."He said with a slight hint of disappointment in his voice and a sarcastic grin on his face.

As if on cue, a sudden realization came to Saber and she remebered.

"Ah! You're Akira-san!The guy who comes to school with a parakeet!"

"Um..It' a raven."Akira corrected.

"Oh."

For a while,Saber just stood there and studied Akira's features.His red,spiky hair,and his fierce,blood red eyes.

"Hmm?"Akira said."Is there somthing on my face?"

"N-no,"she countered."It's just that you and Futari are so different..I was thinking how the two of you became best friends.."

Akira looked shocked at the question,and Saber realized the error in her words.

"Ah,I'm sorry that must've been rude to ask,Akira-san.."

"No,It's okay.I get that a lot..and,sorry to say,I'm afraid I can't answer your question."

"It's fine.I was only a bit curious anyway,I didn't mean to intrude."

"Thanks for understanding,Saber-san."he said with a smile and walked casually to the door,with Flame following closely behind.

Saber heard the door slam shut,and she looked at the clock above the door.

"I think I' ve had enough rest.Maybe I'll head back to class."

Following Akira's example,she calmly closed the door behind her and started pacing towards her classroom.

"I wonder,"she thought.

What could' ve happened to make two people who were nothing alike become so close?

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A/N:Yay!I'm done on the first chapter!YAY!YAY!YAY--OOF!(author slips on pieces of paper filled with drawings litterred across the room)

ehem ok,now that that's over,I want to say sorry for making such a short chapter and LOOOOOOOOOOONG list of characters.Hountou gomennasai..

Please R&R! But remember if you leave flames of any kind..

YOU SHALL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! 10 DAYS OF WASHING AND BATHING OUR GINORMOUS DOG,PATTY! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

BRACE YOURSELF! MORE CHARACTERS WILL APPEAR AS THE SERIES PROGRESSES!!

Heh.I'm crazy.

But you all should know that by now.