Okay, I know you guys are wondering what the hell I'm doing creating another story? Well, I haven't seen one of these for Bleach yet, and the thought of kitty espadas highly amused me, so I'm like "WHY NOT? XD" Yes, that was what I actually said ;)

Hope you guys like this new story XD

Kitty-Kat

Chapter One

Both sides stared the other down, their zanpacktos out and ready to use. Aizen, ex-soul reaper, betrayer of the Soul Society and leader of the espadas, raised his hand to give the signal to charge when there was a strange sucking noise that came out of nowhere. Soul Reapers and Espadas looked around for the strange noise, a select few getting annoyed at the fact that they wouldn't get to fight (Kenpachi and Grimmjow).

Suddenly, a loud "POP" was heard before a bright light over-took everyone's vision. The light soon dimmed to show that the never-ending sands of Hueco Mundo were empty, as if the beings that stood there mere seconds before didn't exist.

Everyone groaned, not feeling right about where they were and of their own bodies. Surprisingly, Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, the sexta Espada was the first up, groaning and holding his head in his hands... or trying to anyways. After getting the feeling back, Grimmjow looked down at himself and immediately howled his protests. This got everyone to their feet, er, paws.

Ichigo Kurosaki, substitute soul reaper, was the next to notice why Grimmjow was cursing and screaming his head off and looked down on his own body. "What the hell happened?" This, in turn, caused everyone else to have an epiphany and guess what was going on.

"Well," Gin Ichimaru, another ex-soul reaper and betrayer of the Soul Society, grinned his usual grin, looking amused, even if he was a silver cat. "It seems that we have all been turned into cats."

"How the hell is this possible? This shouldn't have happened! And where the hell are we? This has got to be a dream..." Renji, a red-head lieutenant of the Soul Society, went off to sulk in a corner of the box that everyone was trapped in, his bright red fur with black markings shining in the bright sunlight.

Aizen, now a brown cat with dark brown eyes, smirked, clearly amused at the situation that was set before him. "Well, you are right, Gin, this is an amusing situation." He looked around at what he guessed were his Espada. Grimmjow was one of the easiest to spot; who couldn't miss a bright blue cat like that, especially with bright blue eyes? Szayel Aporro Granz, the eighth Espada, was the second easiest, but since he was sitting quietly in the corner, anyone would've passed him by without a second glance if it wasn't for the bright pink fur that stood out against the brown cardboard box. The third one Aizen spot was Ulquiorra Schliffer, the fourth Espada, since he came up to Aizen and sat calmly. He was normal looking, if it wasn't for the blank looking face the black kitten wore and the green tear marks running down his face. Another of his Espada, Yammy, the tenth Espada, was a huge brown kitten glaring at everyone within radius.

Gin was also looking for his fellow Espada. One of the Espada he spotted after looking at the ones previously mentioned was Nnoitra. He was easy to spot since he was a black cat with one eye closed; actually, it looked like it was sunk into his skull. I guess that was the equivalent of his eye patch, though it would've made more sense if it was white.

The next was a bright green kitten that used to be in their ranks; Nell, who was currently hiding behind Ichigo, a bright orange kitten with chocolate brown eyes. He glared defiantly at anyone who wasn't a trusted person coming near them. Another recognizable kitten that Gin spotted was Starrk, a dark brown kitten who was yawning while a small blond kitten was chasing her tail; it was Starrk's fraccion, Lillynette. Another Espada was Harribel, a blond kitten with bright brown eyes searching all around her. Zommari, whom was a dark brown kitten, was standing behind Tosen, whom was... purple? Well, both of his eyes were sunk in also, indicating that he was blind now. Barragan was lying against the far east corner opposite of Gin, looking like an old brown cat with a white mustache.

The soul reapers weren't much better off. Mayuri was trying to walk with four legs (wasn't succeeding much, by the way). He was one of the hardest to spot, considering he had purple fur with golden eyes, but his laugh gave him away. Nemu also had purple fur, but she was small and quiet; also, following Mayuri, which tend to lead the others into believing that she was Nemu. Next to Ichigo was Rukia and Byakura, whom were both black kittens, except Rukia was smaller and didn't have small white lines on her head. Ukitake was also behind them, a white kitten coughing into his... paw? Yeah, that works!

Toushirou was also trying to walk, but fell flat on his face instead. He was also a white kitten, but he had cerulean eyes instead of gold. Also, yelling at the orange laughing cat kind of gave him and Matsumoto away. Near them was Kenpachi, a large kitten with black fur and a little bell tattooed into his ears. Sitting on his back was Yachiru, a small pink kitten with bright green eyes. Yumichika, a purple kitten with little feathers coming off of his right eye, was trying to find out who the black kitten next to him was. It turned out to be Ikkaku because he smacked Ichigo in the head for saying something about being a bald kitten instead of having fur or something to that effect. Unohana, a black cat with a small braid underneath her head and brown eyes, was checking almost everyone with Isane, a light purple cat with brown eyes, at her side. Kira was a blond cat with what looked like fur over his right eye, letting one brown eye shine out. Sui-Feng was also trying to walk on four legs, but she seemed to get it more that the others (besides Grimmjow, of course). She was a dark purple cat with a little one of her braid thingys on each side of her head.

Orihime was also hiding behind Ichigo; she was also an orange kitten, but she had her blue pins pierced into her ears. Uryu was a black cat with a little cross on his right front paw, portraying his Quincy aspect. Chad was a big black kitten with some white and purple lines on his left front leg, showing his human power.

That seemed like all of them, until another white kitten with golden irises and black pupils and scleroses. Ichigo widened his eyes before hissing at him. "Hey, don't hiss at me like that, King." The kitten smirked at Ichigo. "Now don't tell me that you forgot about your own hollow, King?"

"Who are you?" Rukia asks stepping in front of Ichigo... er, try to, anyways. In other words, she fell flat on her face. The mystery kitten bowed his head, introducing himself as Ogichi Shirosaki. Ichigo was confused. "You have a name?" Before Ogichi could respond, they all heard squealing. You could just feel the atmosphere drop a couple of centimeters and the fear rise by several miles.

Why, you may ask?

There were girls squealing over them right above them with too much make up and very little clothes on. Lord have mercy on them now.

I was tired and sore after a day's beating at the local dojo in town. I yawned and stretched my sore muscles, so ready for a nap in bed, when I heard the dreadful sound of squeals. I groaned. 'Don't look, don't look, don't look...' Needless to say, my curiosity won. I looked down the alleyway I was passing. I was disgusted to see that the cheerleading group at my school was huddling over a box, which seemed to emit some hissing sounds.

I only discovered what they were squealing over when one of them (I was disgusted to say that it was one of the head preps, Britney) held up a hissing... blue kitten? I didn't know that blue kittens existed. I sighed and leaned against the entryway of the alley and made myself known.

"What in the hell do you think you're doing?" Yeah, that was me. Britney jumped, her perfect chestnut colored hair flying over her shoulder. Her green eyes narrowed in disgust right back at me when she realized it was me.

"What do you want, Kat?" She hissed. I rolled my eyes.

"I came to see what the horrendous squealing was about, and then I see you ugly monsters molesting that poor kitten." I said, using my fake innocent voice, knowing that it annoyed them to absolutely no end for me to use it. "And if I'm correct, he doesn't like you touching him." I frowned, seeing the other girls picking up equally strange kittens. Sabrina, a cheerleader with black and blue eyes, was cuddling a pink kitten, who looked like he was trying to get away from the touchy girl. The others picked up either white or black kittens. I felt so sorry for those kittens.

"I don't think it matters to you, now does it, Kitty-Kat?" Britney smirked, using the dreaded nickname that most of the school population gave to me. I growled and then thought of something.

"How about you set them down and see who the cats run to?" She narrowed her eyes. I smirked.

"That's stupid; they don't have brains!" The blue kitten in her arms hissed and started to struggle even more against her hold.

"Well, neither do you, but you don't hear me insulting you, now do you?" I raised an eyebrow. She recognized the insult and growled. "Well?" I asked. She decided to throw the cat at me. I caught him, and the poor thing decided to turn in my arms and hiss at the bitch.

"Whatever, keep them!" She turned to the other end of the alleyway. "Come on, let's go leave the Kitty-Kat alone with her only friends." I sighed at her stupidity and felt a slight pain in my arm. I looked down to see that the blue cat in my arm was sinking his claws into my arm, growling at the back of the girls with narrowed blue eyes.

I smirked. "Glad we have the same opinion of them." The cat looked up at me through narrowed eyes before settling down in my arms. I walked over carefully to the large box and was shocked to see a lot of kittens and cats in the box. They all stopped their fussing to look up at me. I shrugged and set the blue kitten in the box. "Well, since you guys and girls look kind of hungry, how about I take you home? Besides, I doubt you would want to see their ugly mugs again."

I looked around, completely ignoring the fact that I was talking aloud to cats. Well, not like I could talk to an actual human being at the moment, now can I? There was a wagon large enough for the cats to fit in nearby. I smiled and brought it over. "Hey, I need you guys to climb into the wagon." They all looked at each other, then at the wagon, and more than half of them decided to climb into the red wagon.

I raised an eyebrow at that. "You can all understand English?" I asked. They all nodded their heads. I grinned. "Cool." I looked at the kittens in the box. "Well, if you hold on for a minute, I'll get a smaller box." I had to dig through the trash before I found a square box that I could carry. It seemed clean enough so I could use it, so I did. The rest of the kittens climbed willingly into the box except for a silver kitten with it's eyes closed. I raised an eyebrow at him (I'm assuming it's a guy) and sighed. "Let me guess, you want to ride on my shoulder?" The kitten grinned (which I thought was a bit weird, but went along with it) and nodded it's head. I shrugged and picked him up. "Be my guest, though if you do drop, you're walking." The kitten seemed to shrug before sitting on my leather clad shoulder.

We were off towards my house where I could take care of them.

I plopped on the couch after setting everyone down onto the oak floor and sighed. Walking four miles while pulling a wagon and carrying a box at the same time isn't as easy as it seems, especially after my Tae-Kwon-Doe lesson today. I sighed again, and went up to the box and carefully let everyone out. The kittens in the wagon had already climbed out and the silver kitten on my shoulder was still there. Thankfully, he didn't fall off once. I looked at them all, carefully observing how they seemed to split into two large groups.

I grinned, loving what was going to happen next. "Now is time for the naming." They all looked kind of scared; must've been my wide-ass grin, which I call my Gin Grin. "Now, who wants to go first." None of them moved. I sighed and decided to pick one at random.

I picked up an orange kitten with little blue stars pierced into her ears. She seemed really happy and cuddled up to me. "Aw, you're adorable!" I gushed. Alright, fine, sue me! I love cats; there's just something about them that attracts me to them. "Now let's see..." I thought for a moment and looked at her earrings. "You remind me of Orihime, but that's too easy..." I mumbled to myself. I smiled. "How about Princess? I know 'hime' in Japanese means Princess, right? So that's your name." I set her down to the side of me, ready to pick the next one.

A white one actually walked up to me and meowed before coughing a bit. I almost cried at that. "Now you remind me of Jushirou!" I cried, carefully picking up the sick cat. Actually, it seemed to give me a calculating look before sniffing my hands and meowing again. "Well, again, too easy, but I think I'll call you Snowflake, since you're white." Then I frowned and looked at the rest of them. "Damn, there's a lot of black and white kittens." I put him down next to Princess when the silver one from earlier slinked up. I immediately knew what he was going to be called. "You remind me of Gin, one of my favorites off of Bleach, but I think I'm going to call you Silver, since gin means silver."

I was happy with that one, so I set him down with the other two, but he crawled into my lap and just curled up there. I raised an eyebrow at that, but left him be. "So, how about one of the blond ones?" I asked myself. I decided to pick up a blond male that had some fur covering his left eye. "You remind me of Izuru, but I'm going to call you Blondy, since I have no idea what that means." I set him down with Princess and Snowflake, careful not to squish Silver in my lap.

My eye spot a red and black cat that was glaring at me. I stuck my tounge out at the thing and was glad to see that I got a reaction out of the kitten. I grinned and got him next. I hummed, examining the marks. "You remind me of Renji, the one with the pineapple hair." The kitten hissed. I raised my eyebrow. "Hostile, aren't you? Just for that, I'm calling you Pineapple." I set him down beside me, happy that I shocked him. I turned a critical eye to the rest of them. "Yes, I will give you awful names if I either don't like you or you give me hostility, got it?" Some of them nodded their heads, but I think they all got the message.

Two black cats came up to me next. One of them was small and female while the other was a bit bigger and had little white lines on his head, kind of like the white things on Byakuya's head. I pointed to the bigger cat. "You remind me of Byakuya, so I'll call you Orchid, since 'byakuya' means 'white orchid' in Japanese." I was proud of myself for remembering most of the meanings of the names in my favorite anime, Bleach. "And you," the smaller one 'meowed' in a questioning way. "Remind me of Rukia, but since I have no idea what that means and I don't like the meaning of Kuchiki, I think I'll name you Snow White, in honor of Rukia's zanpackto." I was happy, but Snow White seemed a little shocked, her violet eyes wide. "Hey, be glad it isn't shadow!" I herded them to the side to make room for the orange kitten and green kitten coming up behind them. I tilted my head, narrowing my eyes at the green kitten.

"I've never seen a green kitten before; frankly, I don't even think that's genetically possible, but meh," I shrugged my shoulders. "Not my place to say. Anyways, you remind me of Nell, the poor Espada that got turned into a small child." I smirked. "Her final form is freaking awesome, so I'll call you Knight in honor of her zanpackto." I then turned my head to the other orange cat, who was looking at me through slitted brown eyes. "You remind me of Ichigo, the main character of Bleach. And just because, I'll call you Strawberry, since 'ichigo' means 'strawberry' or 'one protector,' but I'm going to call you Strawberry just for shits and giggles." I grinned and watched as they both walked off to join the others.

Four cats came up; one black female, one light purple (what the hell?) female, one dark purple (again, what the hell!) female and a purple male. "Damn, you all have strange colors. But like I said, not my place to say, so..." My eyes looked to the black female, who had a small black braid under her head. "You remind me of Unohana and you could be Isane," I was referring to the light purple female. "So I'll call the black one Medic and the light purple one Sound." The purple male with golden eyes seemed to scoff at me.

"What, you want something worse that Pineapple?" I asked, scoffing at him in return. "You remind me of Mayuri Kurotsuchi, the crazy twelfth division captain in the Soul Society, so I'll call you Doctor and you're follower reminds me of Nemu, so I'll call her Puppet." I pushed the four over to let others through. It seemed like I didn't have to choose at random now since two more walked up. The black male was huge with bells pierced into his ears and a little pink kitten hanging off of him. I grinned. "Good, you two remind me of two of my favorite characters, Kenpachi Zaraki and Yachiru, so I'll call the black one Shadow and the pink one Candy, since I know Yachiru loves candy."

There weren't many left by the time a small white male cat and an orange female cat strode up. The white male glared up at me with his blue eyes and I was reminded of Toushirou Hitsugaya. "You remind me of one of my other favorite characters, Toushirou Hitsugaya, so I think I'll name you White, since I know shiro means white in Japanese and you remind me of his lazy, but awesome, lieutenant, Rangiku Matsumoto, so I'll call you Neko, in honor of her zanpackto. Still..." I thought for a bit. "I have a feeling that you'll all remind me of someone in Bleach." I shrugged and gently pushed them over as a few more came over.

One was a purple female with braid looking things on either side of her head, another was a black male with weird red marks coming off of his eyes, and the last one was a purple male with feathers coming off of his right eye. "Okay then," I said, staring at the two males. "The female reminds me of Sui-Feng, captain of the second division, so I'll call you Water because I think it means water, but I'm not very sure. And you two," I looked at the two males. "You two remind me of Ikkaku and Yumichika, so I'll call the black male Dragon in honor of Ikkaku's zanpackto and the feathered male Peacock, since Yumichika reminds me of a really vain peacock that I met once." I smirked. "That was one of the most interesting days in my life." I shook my head of the oncoming memories and ushered them to the side. A dark brown male came up with white and red markings on his front left leg.

"You remind me of Chad, Ichigo's Mexican friend, so I'll call you Morte in honor of his tattoo, Amore e Morte, 'Love and Death' in Italian." Morte nodded his head and went to go beside Strawberry, who was still fuming about his name. Four more cats came up to me; a black male with green eyes and green tear-like streaks under his eyes, the blue male from earlier, a blond female, and a pink male (feel so sorry for that guy).

"Okay, this is easy, since it seems that you guys remind me of the Espadas. Now, the black male reminds me of Ulquiorra, so you shall be called Devil for his release form, the blue one shall be called Blueberry," I stopped to see the blue one hissing at me. "Or Kat, if you prefer that." He growled, but settled a little. "Reason being is that you remind me of Grimmjow, whom I think of as a possessive blueberry, so you shall be known as Blueberry. The blond female reminds me of Harribel, so I will call you Samurai for her exceptional abilities using the sword." She nods, and walks to the opposite side of me along with Blueberry and Devil. I turned to the pink one. "You remind me of Szayel Apporo Granz, the scientist of the Espada, so I'll call you Concubine based on one of his abilities." The cat looks at me like I was the next experimentation. "Look at me like that again and I will name you Bubblegum. You know what, I'll name you Bubblegum anyway, because I do agree with Mayuri on something." I sighed. That was one of the coolest fights in Hueco Mundo.

I shook myself out of that as five cats walked up to me. There was a brown male with a yellow female and he looked really tired, another brown male with a white mustache (that looks really weird), a dark brown male with black diamond markings, and a large brown male with red marks underneath his eyes. "Okay, the brown male with the yellow male reminds me of Starrk and Lillynette, so I'll name him Coyote and Lily, because I actually like those names. The one with the mustache reminds me of Barragan, so I'll call you Timer because Barragan is old and thinks he rules over time." I sighed and shook my head before turning to the last two males. "The one with the black diamond markings reminds me of Zommari, so I'll call you Eyeball, and the large one reminds me of Yammy, so you'll be called Ape for your large appearance, which is similar to Yammy's appearance compared to Ulquiorra's size."

I looked around to notice that there were only two more cats, both males, and they both reminded me of two characters that I didn't like very much. "Okay, so the brown male reminds me of Aizen, so I'll call you Illusion, even though I don't like him very much, and the purple male reminds me Tosen, so I'll call him Bug for his zanpackto, even though I don't like him very much either." I looked around at everyone and took a deep breath.

"Okay, so we have Princess [Orihime], Silver [Gin], Snowflake [Jushirou], Blondy [Izuru], Pineapple [Renji], Orchid [Byakuya], Snow White [Rukia], Knight [Nell], Strawberry [Ichigo], Medic [Unohana], Sound [Isane], Doctor [Mayuri], Puppet [Nemu], Shadow [Kenpachi], Candy [Yachiru], White [Toushirou], Neko [Rangiku], Water [Sui-Feng], Dragon [Ikkaku], Peacock [Yumichika], Morte [Chad], Devil [Ulquiorra], Blueberry [Grimmjow], Samurai [Harribel], Bubblegum [Szayel], Coyote [Starrk], Lily [Lillynette], Timer [Barragan], Eyeball [Zommari], Ape [Yammy], Illusion [Aizen], Bug [Tosen]. Damn, that's a lot of cats." I said, counting off around 32 cats. "How the hell am I supposed to clean up after you all? You know what, I'm going to worry about that later; first order of business is to get you all some food, and I think you'll all enjoy some fish, correct?"

I got up after pushing Silver off of my lap before going to the kitchen to find six or seven fish to feed the 32 cats that I have.

You guys like this? If you do, good; because IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO TYPE THIS DAMN CHAPTER UP! Anyways, just for a not, all of the names in these brackets [word] means that the main character doesn't know who it is; it is purely for the readers to know which cat is which. Don't worry, I will put up a list of it before the next chapter so you have something to refer to.

Anyways, please review! I would like to get comments!