Co-Written with Xi Theta
Disclaimer: My idea, but I own nothing else (unfortunately, for it is my precious)
Gods of the Whoniverse:
The Doctor: God of Knowledge, Physics, World Saving and Running away
1: God of old age and grandparenthood
2: God of music
3: God of science, vehicles and reversing the polarity
4: God of outsized winter clothing, jelly babies and toothy grins
5: God of cricket, celery and speccy specs
6: God of lack of fashion sense
7: God of silly jumpers
8: God of floppy hair and shoes
9: God of dancing
10: God of bananas
11: God of eccentricity, fezzes, bow ties and other items that the doctor will name "cool"
Rose: Goddess of Women, Attitude & Love
Martha: Goddess of Medicine, Healing & Family
Donna: Goddess of War & Perseverance
Jack: God of Libido & Alcohol
Ianto: God of Beverages, Quotable Comments, Stopwatches and Snark
Gwen: Goddess of Hearth & Home
Toshiko: Goddess of Technology & Hacking
Owen: God of Medicine & the Dead
Sarah Jane: Goddess of Journalism & Motherhood
Mickey: God of Technology, Hacking & the Common Man
The Brigadier: God of War
Romana: Goddess of Snark & Fashion
Ace: Goddess of all thall things explosive
Adric: God of maths, missed opportunities & Adolescent Boys
Tegan: Patron Saint of Austrailians and Travelers
Leela – sharp objects and lack of clothing
Jamie – Patron Saint of Scotland
Cpt Yates & Sgt Benton – military matters and Patron Saint of soldiers
Ian Chesterton: God of teaching
Barbera Wright: Goddess of Teaching
Susan: Goddess of Adolescent Girls
Amy: Goddess of bad Assery
Simm!Master: Collars and all that other stuff
Commandments:
Thou shalt worship the deities of the Whoniverse.
Thou shalt visit Cardiff.
Thou shalt be knowledgeable of the entire Whoniverse (not JUST new who).
Thou shalt be sceptical of ALL new cast members (until they hath proved themselves worthy).
Thou shalt discuss your theories about the Whoniverse with others.
Thou shalt not allow the Whoniverse to take over thine perception of reality (unless your life really is THAT boring!).
We really rather you didn't:
Flame another shipper's ship
Like Daleks or Cybermen: They cause FAR too much trouble
Complain about any particular Doctor. You may of course complain about RTD, SM or any former writer/producer…looking at you John Nathan-Turner!
You didn't call Mickey an idiot.
Write bad songfic!
Hate Adric!