Hi sooooooo this is my first ever piece of fan fiction. i hope that it's not as crappy as I think it will be. Please leave reviews and Words of Wisdom. I hope you enjoy. This is probably just going to be a one shot, but who knows. If you don't like boyxboy don't read. This is such a long intro. There may be mild swearing so if you are still pure, don't read this. And without further ado, rich vs life or how rich got a squip. Peace! TRS

It was a dark and stormy night. Ok, not really, in fact it was in the middle of summer and school was finally out. The eighth grade was finally going to high school. If Rich wasn't such a loser, he actually would be pretty excited about this. Instead, high school just seemed like a chance for a million more people to make fun of him.

Rich, at the time had been walking home with his best friend, Jake. They had been best friends since elementary school and Rich didn't know how he'd survive without him. But if things were to go as planned Rich wouldn't be surviving with him. He had everything planned out the note, the pills, the time, but then he met Matt a loner who was always hanging around the park where Rich was gonna do it. And that night Rich couldn't shake him.

"Just fuck off, will ya?" Rich asked, but not really.

"Nah," Matt had replied. Matt had this air of...Something that made him just better than everyone else. "I want to tell you about something."

"What is it now?" Rich sighed, he didn't have time for this.

"I have this thing called a Squip it tells me how to be cool. You can find them my hookup at the back of the Payless at the mall." Then with a wink he was gone. What the hell just happened? Rich thought Squip? Payless? But one word stuck out to him. Cool. If there was something Rich wasn't, it was cool and cool is exactly what he wanted to be.

The Payless wasn't in business like usual, if fact, Rich didn't think that there was a time it was ever in use, but as he made his way to the back of the room he saw how it would be the perfect place for drug dealers. Low lighting, shelves to hide behind, perfect place to buy an illegal drug, which Rich did a little too often. At the very back of the store, Rich saw a middle aged guy wearing all black.

"Got 400, kid?" He asked.

"Y-yeah." Rich was able to make out and peeled four green ones out of his pocket. He man sniffed them then sighed.

"Listen kid, drink it with Mountain Dew, no I don't know why, no returns or money back, since this is illegal," he handed Rich a box of size six running shoes then continued, "now scram and don't tell anybody" Rich nodded and left as fast as he could that guy was giving him the ran into the bathroom, closed the stall door and opened the box. Inside, was a pill the size of a tic tac. Rich put the pill in his mouth and chugged a bottle of Mountain Dew. Instantly his head was filled with pain and for a moment Rich thought it was all a scam. Then a voice filled his head.

Welcome to yourSuper Quantum Unit Intel Processor, your Squip.