New Story: Willard, Wigs, and Snogging (what else is there to say?)
By: Harryett
Entry 1: Radish Project
The Diary of Lily Evans
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the 2 characters: Unique and Trinity. The plot is from the book, Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging if you've never read that, you should! It's the best book ever…it's like by Louise something or other, and it's of the series…The confessions of Georgia Nickleson. The sequel to it is On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of the Sex God they are ridiculously hilarious! You'll be cracking up out loud! I swear! I couldn't put the book down, plus the titles are extremely funny…and they have BRITISH word/ slang dictionaries in the back of them…w/ Wet, Prat, Stroppy, Nervy B, Snogging, Thongs(if you don't know what that is…ok?!)…those are just some of them…OH READ IT YOU SHOULD!
In my dorm
8:16 in the morning
I have nothing to do and I have officially decided that I have no friends. If I did have friends, wouldn't you think they would've called by now? It's been what? A week since Trinity has made an effort to talk to me. It's like she tries to ignore me when we sleep, go to classes, and eat in the same building every single day. Willard attacked me today and woke me up from my wonderful dream of some hot guy. Why do you never actually see distinct features of the people in your dreams? But I swear this guy was the hottest thing alive. Well, what do you know? Trinity just walked in. I swear she can read my mind or something. Gosh, she has impeccable timing.
8:30 same day
Trinity saw this really hot guy down at Hogsmeade the other day in a small family grocery store type shop. We are raking up a plan for me and Unique to see him. So far this is what's going to happen in the plan, Trinity goes in and asks for some radishes because her mum forgot to pick them up earlier that week or something, and she was being a good daughter and picking them up for her. Then, Unique and I come down the street and see her in the store, so we come in. Somewhere here we find out what school he goes to. It sounds pretty full proof to me. What am I going to wear today, oh yeah, I have to wear the Hogwart's robes, lucky me!
7:46 night
The plan is now called, the Radish Project. Why do they die oranges orange, and why in the world are they called oranges any ways? If they are originally green why didn't they just call them Greens and not waste their time dying the stupid oranges orange? I'm not having a stroppy! Don't worry. "Want a green?" I guess that doesn't have such a nice ring to it. Well, you can't really say that, "Would you like an orange?" has any particularly fascinating ring to it either. We are carrying out the Radish Project on Saturday, and today is Wednesday.
9:59 in bed
Trying to fall asleep
I don't know what's wrong with me tonight! I just can't seem to fall asleep. I'm tired and yawn every other minute, but I just can't sleep. Maybe it has something to do with the Radish Project! I dunno! Today, in Transfiguration, when McGonnagal(sp?), or the sergeant, noticed me, Unique, and Trinity had our bandannas wrapped around our arms, which were conveniently underneath our robes, she gave us suspicious looks the whole time. They have the stupidest dress codes. It's pathetic making the girls wear the bandannas of the house color. It is just a pain. Well, it makes fun with my time, trying to figure out how to not have to wear it on my head or neck and annoying sergeant. Trinity is so happy she bounces off all the walls, for that guy at the store. Well, gotta try to at least sleep.
10:07 Snore!
I was on the brink of sleeping when, from out of the blue, Willard pounces on my stomach knocking the wind out of me. I was sitting up trying to get air filled back in my lungs again for 3 minutes. That stupid cat! I swear it hallucinates and thinks it's a lion attacking it's prey and going through the African savannah or something. That's probably why no one would by it from the pet store. Ha! Lucky me got landed with it because I felt bad for it. Ugghhh! I'm never going to get any sleep!
So…whatcha think?? Review puh-leeeez!?!? Thanks a bunch! CONSTRUCTIVE Criticism welcome! And any helpful hints…I know I will NEVER get better at writing if no one tells me what to do better so…help?
By: Harryett
Entry 1: Radish Project
The Diary of Lily Evans
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the 2 characters: Unique and Trinity. The plot is from the book, Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging if you've never read that, you should! It's the best book ever…it's like by Louise something or other, and it's of the series…The confessions of Georgia Nickleson. The sequel to it is On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of the Sex God they are ridiculously hilarious! You'll be cracking up out loud! I swear! I couldn't put the book down, plus the titles are extremely funny…and they have BRITISH word/ slang dictionaries in the back of them…w/ Wet, Prat, Stroppy, Nervy B, Snogging, Thongs(if you don't know what that is…ok?!)…those are just some of them…OH READ IT YOU SHOULD!
In my dorm
8:16 in the morning
I have nothing to do and I have officially decided that I have no friends. If I did have friends, wouldn't you think they would've called by now? It's been what? A week since Trinity has made an effort to talk to me. It's like she tries to ignore me when we sleep, go to classes, and eat in the same building every single day. Willard attacked me today and woke me up from my wonderful dream of some hot guy. Why do you never actually see distinct features of the people in your dreams? But I swear this guy was the hottest thing alive. Well, what do you know? Trinity just walked in. I swear she can read my mind or something. Gosh, she has impeccable timing.
8:30 same day
Trinity saw this really hot guy down at Hogsmeade the other day in a small family grocery store type shop. We are raking up a plan for me and Unique to see him. So far this is what's going to happen in the plan, Trinity goes in and asks for some radishes because her mum forgot to pick them up earlier that week or something, and she was being a good daughter and picking them up for her. Then, Unique and I come down the street and see her in the store, so we come in. Somewhere here we find out what school he goes to. It sounds pretty full proof to me. What am I going to wear today, oh yeah, I have to wear the Hogwart's robes, lucky me!
7:46 night
The plan is now called, the Radish Project. Why do they die oranges orange, and why in the world are they called oranges any ways? If they are originally green why didn't they just call them Greens and not waste their time dying the stupid oranges orange? I'm not having a stroppy! Don't worry. "Want a green?" I guess that doesn't have such a nice ring to it. Well, you can't really say that, "Would you like an orange?" has any particularly fascinating ring to it either. We are carrying out the Radish Project on Saturday, and today is Wednesday.
9:59 in bed
Trying to fall asleep
I don't know what's wrong with me tonight! I just can't seem to fall asleep. I'm tired and yawn every other minute, but I just can't sleep. Maybe it has something to do with the Radish Project! I dunno! Today, in Transfiguration, when McGonnagal(sp?), or the sergeant, noticed me, Unique, and Trinity had our bandannas wrapped around our arms, which were conveniently underneath our robes, she gave us suspicious looks the whole time. They have the stupidest dress codes. It's pathetic making the girls wear the bandannas of the house color. It is just a pain. Well, it makes fun with my time, trying to figure out how to not have to wear it on my head or neck and annoying sergeant. Trinity is so happy she bounces off all the walls, for that guy at the store. Well, gotta try to at least sleep.
10:07 Snore!
I was on the brink of sleeping when, from out of the blue, Willard pounces on my stomach knocking the wind out of me. I was sitting up trying to get air filled back in my lungs again for 3 minutes. That stupid cat! I swear it hallucinates and thinks it's a lion attacking it's prey and going through the African savannah or something. That's probably why no one would by it from the pet store. Ha! Lucky me got landed with it because I felt bad for it. Ugghhh! I'm never going to get any sleep!
So…whatcha think?? Review puh-leeeez!?!? Thanks a bunch! CONSTRUCTIVE Criticism welcome! And any helpful hints…I know I will NEVER get better at writing if no one tells me what to do better so…help?