Hi peoples! It's me, pkmn7haku123! I finally got internet at my house, other than at my school! All my data for A Story of Smash is on that computer, so I am writing a story on my house computer. Enjoy!

The tales of a blue, red-head, and a potato-loving blond

Chapter 1

Let sleeping dog's lie

Once upon a time, there lived 3 swordsmen..

Roy: OOOOOO who could that be?

Shut up Roy! Anyway, There names were…

Roy: Larry, Moe and Curly?

Roy! In the name that is all Blue-haired-girly-boys-with-tiaras, Shut up!

Marth: Don't make fun of me! (Pulls anime book "Fruits Basket" while sitting in a princess bed.")

Roy: Ha-ha you got schooled!

Marth: Ok Mr. narrator, your fired! I do not have a princess bed, or a anime book.

Sure ya don't.

Marth: prove it!

Link pops up out of no where, and slices the narrator in half.

Roy: chappy time!

(I am going to do two stories in this story.)

Chapter 1

A day's reward

"Can't poke this! DA DA DA DA, DA DA DA DA, Can't poke this!" the Red head yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Shut up Roy!" The altean prince yelled.

"But it's fun! And I am telling you that YOU can't poke THIS!" Roy said as he was pointing at himself.

"Your singing sucks! And that isn't even the words!" Marth argued.

"Meanie." Roy said.

Link walks in the room looking up, and down in search for something.

"Link, what are you doing?"

"Potatoes!" Link said. And walked out of the room.

"OOOOKayy" Marth said.

There was a silence, as Roy was in the fetal position, sucking his thumb, and thinking "Marth is a meanie! I am going to get him soooooooo bad!" And Marth reading a random magazine that had a monkey and some yogurt on the cover. And the hyilean looking all over the house for potatoes.

Suddenly, Roy Let out an "I'm hungry!" and Marth ordered them to get in the car to go to the mall.

Later…

"Finally were hear!" Link said. As the three swordsmen walked in the mall a guard caught them with there swords.

"What do you mean no sharp things in the mall?" Roy argued. "You need to give me a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me! Respect! Just a little bit!

Roy's singing caused uproar. First, the guard fell over. Dead. Children started crying and red sirens started going off, and everybody, except the three swordsmen, ran out the doors.

Then, a small little man was running towards Roy.

"You Imbecile! You made all of my customers run away. As punishment for this, you are arrested. Marty, arrest this man." Said the little man. Clearly the man was the owner of the mall.

"Since Marty the guard is "sleeping" you will work for me for… 5 months, and if you don't, you can't shop at this mall ever again! MMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Marth and Link started laughing as Roy went to his job in the mall of terror as a waiter at the many stands in the food court.

Later…

"EXCUSE ME! Link yelled as he was standing at the counter at the "Potato Parlor"

"Welcome to the Potato Parlor, where potatoes will rule the world 1 day, I am your waiter Roy." Roy said. As he was in a giant suit that was shaped like a spud.

Link started to crack up, and soon he started crying, and soon, he couldn't stop.

Roy pulled a fish from nowhere, and slapped Link so hard, that Link stopped laughing.

Meanwhile…

Marth was trying to decide which book to get. There was "I live with 2 idiots, what do I do? A step-by-step hand book for coping with stupid people."

Or "A guide to understand stupid and idiotic people." He decide, its Zelda's credit card so, he'll buy both.

"I'll have a baked potato with Au gratin potatoes on top with mashed potatoes on top." Link said.

Roy cooked the order, and then gave it to Link.

"Link, that'll be WOW! Roy shouted as he watched his friend eat the whole thing, including the foil, plate, and fork in 1 bite. Link pulled out a 50 dollar bill out of his pocket, and said, "Keep the change".

Later…

"ROY! COME HERE!" the manager screamed.

"Since I am feeling generous today, I will only make your work period 1 month. And I will let you keep your tips. And here's your pay." The manager gave Roy a chocolate chip cookie.

In the parking lot..

Wow Roy, you made a 300 dollar tip, and a snack! Good job!" Marth said.

Then, all of a sudden, Roy jumped in front of Roy and chanted, I got a cookie! C-O-O-K-I-E! Cookie, Cookie! Gooooo Cookie! YEAAAH! Roy sang.

Marth sighed and pulled out a book and started reading.

End of chapter

Well that's my first comedy I hope you liked it!

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