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I just wrote to say… I hate you

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Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger- Defence against the Dark Arts class

'I hate you'

'I loathe you'

'Hang on Hermione, why do you hate me? I'm the one with the right to be loathsome'

'You made me feel like an idiot!'

'How? If anything I looked like an idiot'

'When we got caught you blamed me!'

'Did not'

'I believe your exact words were, "don't look at me, she came at me, Harry"

'It's true!'

'Can we just run through this logically please so that I can prove that I have the right to be angry at you, not vice versa?'

'But why? I don't want to'

'Ronald!'

'Fine'

'Thank you! Ok, so you cornered me in the common room and whispered to me what you wanted us to do.'

'You make it sound so sordid!'

'No, you made it sound sordid when you initiated it, as if we were doing something wrong. We're 17 Ron, we can make our own decisions. You shouldn't be ashamed, it was a beautiful thing and I was so glad you wanted to share your first time with me'

'Hermione, you're making me uncomfortable'

'You're impossible! Anyway, after class you dragged me to the Room of Requirements, quite eager at the time I believe, so that we could be alone…'

'The best way for it to be, considering the activity!'

'Ron, stop taking the paper when I'm writing, I'm trying to set you straight! So I showed you how to hold me and we got started. Unfortunately, before we knew it we were interrupted by half of the DA'

'Worst thing that could have happened!'

'Granted, that did ruin the mood slightly'

'It was rather a compromising position as well!'

'The worst thing was that you had your hand on my arse, Ron'

'There were worse things about it though'

'No there weren't, stop being so melodramatic!'

'I'm not!'

'Yes you are, we could have talked our way round it if it weren't for your apparent manly image issues. Next thing I know, you've accused me and are stumbling out of the room leaving me to explain the situation to a bunch of our friends.

'But it was embarrassing, you got us caught and now I hate you'

Me? I got us caught? You initiated the idea and then blamed me, in conclusion I hate you!'

'They'll definitely think something's going on now'

'Of course they will, and it's nothing to be ashamed of'

'You and me together, the rumours will spread. Oh Merlin, no!'

'Oh, sorry that I'm not worthy of being seen in your company Ronald!'

'I didn't mean that! Hang on, what do you mean "of course they will"?'

'You left me to explain'

'You didn't tell them the truth did you?'

'Yes Ron, I told them the truth'

'No! My reputation!'

'What reputation?'

'Don't mock me! You didn't tell them that we were… we were…'

'Yes, I told them we were dancing'

'No!'

'Good thing is I now have half of the Gryffindor boys lining up for lessons.'

'Same time next week?'

'You bet'