Jungle Gum
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
…...
Gumball, Jungle Boy of the Forest of Doom...had been beaten up again... This place is going to kill me!
Thought Gumball to himself as he once more avoided being eaten...he'd lived in the woods for 12 years...and it had been one nightmare after another!
"That's it! I'm done with this place! I'm giving society a try!" Shouts Gumball as he hikes up his loincloth...and marches out of the woods-
CRASH!
Only to be hit by a car on the freeway he'd just walked on...
….Ten more car crashes latter...
"So far...not crazy about civilization... Admits Gumball as he makes sure all his bones snap back properly into place.
His stomach grumbles, he sees an open window on a nearby house. He climbs up and beholds something wonderful!
A strange, beautiful creature removes it's crusty cashew exterior...revealing a glorious golden body...before going under a mini-waterfall.
Gumball marvels at this...as well as his wang suddenly going very 'stiff'-
SLAM!
-Which was very bad timing as the window choose that moment to slam down on his privates.
Gumballs scream was enoguh to shatter every piece of glass in a 10-block radius...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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