"Hello," says a small pink Pokemon floating above a dock. "I am your host, Mew, and welcome to this brand new show, Total Pokemon Island!"

The camera pans back as he talks. The camera zooms back to Mew and he continues to speak, "So, we gathered thirty six Pokemon, two of each type, from different regions to compete on this island for the next couple of weeks for one million dollars."

"Every episode the campers will compete in the challenge for immunity. However, for the losers of the episode will be at risk of being voted off from their fellow campers." The camera switches location as Mew is floating through the campgrounds. "This will continue until there is only one Pokemon left."

Mew returns to the dock and continues, "But without further ado let's begin the first ever season of Total... Pokemon... Island."

Mew looks out to the ocean and sees a Lapras carrying two Pokemon. "Here comes our first two campers, the fire types, Growlithe and Vulpix!" announces Mew. Growlithe and Vulpix step off the Lapras and greet Mew.

"Hi, I am so glad you picked me," Vulpix says.

"Yeah, thanks," Growlithe interjects.

"Yeah, hopefully you guys won't be boring," replies Mew. "Go stand on the mat over there, cause here comes our next pair of campers."

Vulpix and Growlithe walk over to the mat as two water types step off the Lapras. "Welcome, Froakie and Marill, it's great to have you here!" announces Mew.

"Hey, what's good," says Froakie. "I'm ready to play this game."

"Yeah, me too," says Marill. "But I want to make friends."

"Haha, don't care," Mew says. "Just go stand by the other campers."

Froakie and Marill stare at Mew angrily as they join the others on the mat. As the campers introduced each other, another Lapras arrives to the dock. "Hello, Budew and Shroomish," announces Mew, as he speaks they step onto the dock soaking wet. "Why are you guys wet?"

"Cause we both don't have HANDS!" exclaims Shroomish.

"Yeah, couldn't you have gotten a REAL boat," interjects Budew.

"No, it's cheaper to get Laprases to do it," replies Mew, calmly. "So, go stand with the others." The grass types huff and join the others.

"Here comes our next campers, the electric types, Electrike and Emolga," announces Mew.

Electrike jumps onto the dock and shouts, "Ha, I am the first contestant he-" He stops when he sees the other Pokemon on the mat. "Hey, how did they get here before me?"

"Cause, the order you arrive is based off your type and electric types happened to be fourth," answers Mew. "Didn't we tell you guys this?"

"Uh, I was trying to tell him this," says Emolga as she rubs her forehead in frustration. "Anyways, hi, I'm Emolga." She waves to the other campers.

"Yeah, we know," says Mew, rudely. "I already introduced you. Anyways, go stand with the others." Emolga stares annoyingly at Mew and joins Electrike with the other campers.

"Here comes our next contestants, Skitty and Buneary," announces Mew.

"Hey, I am so excited!" exclaims Skitty.

"Yeah, hey guys," says Buneary. "Hopefully, we can all be friends."

"Good, now go stand with the others," demands Mew. They join the others and join in on their conversation.

"Now we have the flying types, Vullaby and Chatot," announces Mew.

"Hey gu-"

"Welcome, faithful Channel 7 fans, I'm your main news anchor, Chatot, and I'm here to compete in Total Pokemon Island," says Chatot, interrupting Vullaby.

"Hey can you please stop interrupting me," Vullaby says angrily. "He kept acting like he was on the news the entire ride."

"Ignoring the angry pedestrian,"

"Pedestrian!?"

"Here we have Mew, the host," Chatot holds a tape recorder to Mew's mouth. "Now can you t-"

"Hey! This is my show and not the news," Mew says angrily. "So, if I see you trying to do that again. I will kick you off the show."

"Okay, but-" Mew throws Chatot's tape recorder into the ocean with telepathy.

"Hey!" exclaims Chatot. Mew pushes him to the others with his telepathy.

"Anyways, next, we have the fighting types, Machop and Sawk," announces Mew. Sawk jumps off the Lapras and does a flip in the air, but instead of landing on the dock, he hits his head on the dock and falls into the water.

The campers run over to the edge and see him struggling to stay afloat. "Help!" shouts Sawk. Froakie dives into the water and takes Sawk back to the dock.

"Don't do that again," commands Mew.

"Sorry, I needed to show the competition to not mess with me," says Sawk.

"Well, you showed us to not be around you when you try anything," says Machop. Buneary giggles and Machop smiles to her.

"Alright, just get back on the mat," Mew commands. "Here comes our next campers, Ralts and Abra!"

They both teleport onto the dock. "Ah, I think there is something wrong with Abra," says Ralts.

"Why do you say that?" Mew asks.

"Cause he was asleep the entire ride." Ralts motions to Abra. The camera pans to Abra and shows he is asleep.

"It's okay," says Mew. "Abras usually sleep, but they can still do things. Anyways, go stand with the others." Abra and Ralts teleport next to the others. Scaring Marill and Skitty.

"Next, is our bug types Illumise and..." Mew looks around as he speaks. "Where's the other one?"

"I'm here!" shouts Weedle from the top of Illumise's head.

"He was riding the top of my head the entire ride," says Illumise.

"Yeah, thank you, Illumise," says Weedle.

"Okay, go with the others," says Mew. Illumise flies over to the others and introduces herself.

Mew looks back to the sea and sees a terrified looking Lapras racing towards him. It stops next to the dock and swims away. Mew and the campers confusingly look around.

"Where's the campers?" asks Mew.

"BOO!"

Mew shrieks and flinches. Gastly and Misdreavus appear behind him.

"Oh my god, you should've seen your face," says Gastly.

"Yeah, it was hilarious," says Misdreavus.

"Never, do that again," commands Mew. "Now go with the others." They laugh as they float to the other campers.

Mew takes a deep breath and sees the next campers. "Here is Snorunt and Smoochum," announces Mew.

"Um... H-"

"Hey guys, it's great to be here," says Smoochum as she interrupts Snorunt.

"Go stand with the others," Mew says.

"O-"

"Gotcha," Smoochum says as she interrupts Snorunt, again.

"Here comes our next contestants, Geodude and Amaura," announces Mew.

"Hey," Geodude and Amaura say in unison, but Amaura had more enthusiasm.

"Wow, someone doesn't sound that happy to be here," says Mew. He floats closer to Geodude.

"I am happy to be here," replies Geodude.

"You don't sound like it."

"Oh well, I'm gonna go stand with the others, okay." Mew with an annoyed expression looks at Geodude as he walks on his hands to the others.

"Whatever," says Mew. "We have the next campers, Cubone and Sandshrew." As Cubone steps off the Lapras he cries.

"What's wrong with him?" asks Mew.

"I don't know," answers Sandshrew. "He was crying the whole ride here."

"Okay," says Mew. "Just go stand with the others." Cubone and Sandshrew walk to the others. Sandshrew stands next to Geodude.

"Stop crying," says Geodude. He hits the back of Cubone's head, stopping his crying.

"Wow, I'm surprised you got him to stop crying," says Cubone.

"He just needed a good whack."

"Okay, I like you a little more," says Mew. "Anyways, here comes our poison types, Zubat and Nidoran."

"Hey guys, I'm so glad to be here, hopefully we can all be friends," Zubat says. "My name is Zubat from Mt. Moon and I like to fly in the night and love cherry coke and I'm a huge fan of Nirvana. I am so ready to play this game, but ple-"

"SHUT UP!" yells Mew. Zubat quickly shuts his mouth.

"Thank you," says Nidoran. "He was talking nonstop on the trip."

"Okay, go stand with the others and you," Mew points at Zubat. "You can only speak in sentences of ten words or less."

"But I don't think I can speak in only ten w-"

"Nah uh, you already said ten. So, you need to wait another ten minutes before you can talk again."

"B-"

"If you speak again before ten minutes I will throw you into the ocean," says Mew. "Nod if you understand." Zubat nods. "Okay, now go with the others."

Marill whispers to Illumise, "The host is kind of a jerk." Illumise nods.

"Anyways, here is our dragons, Goomy and Druddigon," announces Mew.

"Hey guys," Goomy says enthusiastically. "Um, I'm stuck to the Lapras. Can you help me?" Mew rolls his eyes, but he removes Goomy from the Lapras with telepathy and throws him towards the campers. Goomy hits Snorunt's head, sending her back. She sits up and reveals Goomy is stuck to her head. Machop tries to pry him off her with no avail. So, he just leaves him on her.

"Um... Mew. Can you he-"

"So, where's Druddigon?" asks Smoochum.

Druddigon steps off the Lapras and glares at the other campers. "What's this?"

"What do you mean?" asks Mew.

"None of them are evolved. They are all so small," Druddigon says angrily.

"Well, we choose non evolved Pokemon, besides baby Pokemon, so they can evolve on tv."

Druddigon sighs and walks to the others.

"Anyways, here is Houndour and Purrloin," announces Mew.

Houndour steps onto the dock and kneels beside the Lapras. Purrloin uses Houndour as a step to get off.

"Thanks, cutie," Purrloin says to Houndour and winks.

"No problem," replies Houndour.

"Go stand with the others," demands Mew. They walk over to the others and Houndour continues to drool over Purrloin.

"Here are our next contestants, Aron and Mawile," announces Mew. Aron jumps off the Lapras and hides behind Druddigon.

"What's wrong?" asks Buneary.

"Sh-she is scary," Aron says. The campers look at Mawile.

"What! No I'm not scary," explains Mawile. "Please believe me."

Sawk looks back to Aron and says, "Why are you so scared? She looks fine."

"You'll see," replies Aron.

"Whew, thank you," says Mawile. She walks over to them and turns around to face the same direction. All the campers wince when they see the giant mouth hanging out the back of Mawile's head.

"That's why I was scared," Aron says. Mawile notices and holds the mouth to her chest.

"Now, here comes our last two campers," announces Mew. "They are the fairy types, Jigglypuff and Togepi."

"Hey guys," Togepi and Jigglypuff say in unison.

"Okay, we can now move on," says Mew.

"Hey, won't we have a change to let the audience know a little bit about our personalities," Jigglypuff pouts.

"No, we have to move on."

The camera shows two cabins and the campers with Mew floating in front of them. "This is where you will all sleep for the duration of your stay."

"So, this game will start off with you guys being split into two teams of eighteen," announces Mew. "And now is the time to introduce you guys to my co-host and your chef, Mewtwo." Suddenly Mewtwo appears in front of the campers, next to Mew.

"Can every psychic teleport?" asks Skitty, Ralts shrugs.

"Anyways, Mewtwo tell them their teams," demands Mew.

Mewtwo grumbles something under his breath and announces, "Alright, listen up, cause I'm only gonna say this once, the members of the Cool Charizards are; Growlithe, Marill, Budew, Electrike, Buneary, Vullaby, Machop, Ralts, Weedle, Misdreavus, Snorunt, Geodude, Cubone, Zubat, Goomy, Houndour, Mawile, and Jigglypuff." He throws red buffs with Charizards on them to them.

"Now, the members of the Blazing Blastoises are; Vulpix, Froakie, Shroomish, Emolga, Skitty, Chatot, Sawk, Abra, Illumise, Gastly, Smoochum, Amaura, Sandshrew, Nidoran, Druddigon, Purrloin, Aron, and Togepi." He throws blue buffs with Blastoises on them to them. The campers excitedly put on their buffs and enter their cabins to pick their beds and unpack.

Mew, Host:

The camera shows Mew in a room painted as a pokeball. "Here is the confessional room. You can come here to get anything off your chest. Don't worry the others won't see your confessionals. Maybe."

Smoochum, Blazing Blastoises:

"Well it sucks here. I hope this is all worth the million."

Buneary, Cool Charizards:

"It's so cool to be on tv. Hopefully I'm not voted off first."

Froakie, Blazing Blastoises:

"Well, my team seems alright. Except, for Druddigon, he thinks he's the shit when he is actually really annoying."

"Are all of you guys done?" asks Mew. The campers nod.

"Okay, follow me for your first challenge." Mew and Mewtwo start to float away.

"I wonder what our first challenge will be," says Jigglypuff .

"It'll probably be something easy," says Machop. "It's our first day." Mew smirks as he floats.

Author's Note: Thank you for deciding to read this. Please leave reviews. Tell me what you like, hate, favorite character, least favorite character and predictions. Also, I'll hopefully see you next time on Total... Pokemon... Island.