How to bother Kisame!
Tell him, he's shark bait.
Steal his blade.
Tell him, he's ugly (it's the truth but he doesn't think so).
When he'll talk, put the theme "shark attack".
Ask if he wants some sushi.
When he wants to take shower, put the hot water (Maybe we can get a shark to the dinner).
Leave him alone with Tobi.
Leave him alone with Chouji (Chouji probably thinks he's a Sushi).
Tell him "Itachi doesn't likes fish".
Send this list to him.
Make another stupid list like this one! xD
By Suka Hyuga Hiwatari and Bri Nara =D