Helen escapes

Helen parks was sat in her cell,banging her head repeatedly against the wall. She had been given another twenty years afer she had stabbed her cellmate. She had been orginally sent to jail for kidnapping one year old Stewie Griffin who was now back home with his real parents. Ever since she had arrived in jail,Helen had been planning to escape and kidnap Stewie again and pick up from where she had left off before she got caught.

"I need to get out of this hell hole" she said over and over again as she repeadtly hit her head agaisnt the wall over and over again "I need to get my son back,he's mine,mine,mine,mine." She was interupted by a passing policeman who told her to shut up.

"But I want my son back" she growled.

"But he wasn't yours,he belonged to someone else. You kidnapped him,that's why you're in here" the policeman replied. Furious,Helen started yelling and began pulling at the cell door until it came off it's hinges. She then growled furiosly and punched the police officer thus knocking him out and made her escape through the toilet windows.

Over at the griffin's. Lois was in the kitchen making dinner, Peter was in the living room,watching cartoons, Chris was out playing baseball with some friends, Meg was down at the mall,trying to fit in with the popular crowd, Brian was on his laptop working on his novel and Stewie was playing with some pretend food with his teddy,Rupert.

"You know Rupert,you shoudl really try this ham" he said,picking up a plastic piece of ham and putting it in his mouth "mmmmmmmmmmm." Lois walked into the room and saw what Stewie was doing.

"Stewie" she said "don't put that in your mouth,you might choke." She took it out of his mouth and took it into the kitchen to clean it.

"Hurry up with the dinner Lois" Stewie yelled "I'm starving in here, So hungry I had no choice to try and eat that plastic ham."

"Don't fuss honey" said Lois as she picked him up "are you still upset over that kidnapping ordeal?"

"Damn right I am woman" Stewie said "it's the most awful thing that has happened to me."

"Aww,don't worry honey" Lois cooed "that nasty lady is locked up in jail and she won't be able to get you again." Just then, Peter told Lois to come and see something. Still Holding Stewie,Lois walked into the living room to find peter pointing at the tv.

"What is it Peter?" Lois asked.

"It's about that woman who kidnapped Stewie" peter replied " apparently,she's escaped." Horrified,Lois turned up the volume on the tv and listened.

"Good evening this is Tom Tukcer and Diane simmons with the latest news. Yesterday evening,Helen parks who was jailed for twenty years for the abduction of one year old Stewie Griffin escaped from jail after assulting a police officer and she is still on the run."

"Oh my god peter" Lois cried "what if she tries to take Stewie again?"

"Don't worry Lois,I'm going to board up all the windows incase she tries to break in" peter said.

"But she doesn't know where we live" Lois said "but we need to keep a close eye on Stewie whenever we go out anywhere."

"Why?" peter asked.

"Because if we took our eye of him for one second,there could be a chance that she may take him again,she could follow us or something" Lois explained.

"God I hope she doesn't kidnap me again " said Stewie "I don't want to through all that again." At that moment,Brian came into the room and noticed that Lois was looking pretty nervous.

"What's going on?" he asked.

"It's that woman who kidnapped Stewie" said Lois "she's escaped."

"Oh dear" said Brian "do you think she wants Stewie?"

"I don't know" said lois "But we're keeping a closer eye on him from now on."

"Well that's a great plan Lois" Stewie pointed out. Peter then walked to the cupboard and pulled out a rifle.

"What the hell is that for?" Lois asked.

"Incase that Helen woman comes sniffing round here. I'll be waiting" he said in a menacing tone.

"Good one fatman" said Stewie "maybe I could use that to shoot that fat bitches brains out."

"Look" said Lois "put the gun down peter. We need to stay calm, if She does try to break in or take Stewie,we just call 911 and hopefully the police will come and put her fat ass back in jail."

Later that evening, Lois was moving Stewie's crib into her room.

"Why are you putting Stewie's crib in our room?" Peter asked.

"Well, if that Helen somehow finds out where we live,she could break in and take Stewie during the night,so he's going to sleep in here until she get's caught" Lois explained "I'm not leaving Stewie on his own,not when that crazy woman is on the loose."

"Awww, and I was hoping we was going to do it tonight" peter whined.

"I'm sorry peter, but we have to think about Stewie's safety" Lois said. A few hours later, Lois was carrying Stewie up to bed.

"You're going to sleep in mommy and daddy's room for a little while" Lois told him "just until that mean lady get's put back in prison."

"Fine" Stewie responded "but don't you and the fatman start doing loud sexual intercourse because I won't be able to sleep." Lois carried him to his crib and put him in it and handed him Rupert.

"Goodnight honey" she said as she kissed the top of his head.

"Hey Stewie" said peter who was already in bed "I hope you're not going to snore."

"I hope your not going to fart" Stewie responded. After tucking him in, Lois went into her bed and switched of the lamp. Stewie sat up and began to worry.

"I don't want to get kidnapped again rupert" he told the bear "I don't want to go through all that abuse she'd given me during that time." Rupert was just seated up agaisnt the bars. Tired,Stewie yawned and layed his head on the pillow. He stared at the wall for about five minutes until he had finally gone to sleep,unaware that Helen was on her way to quahog to take him again.