Sunday.

Start with "What was he/she thinking!"

My featured couple for the week: ?/Tumblebrutus. You'll find out the female soon enough.

"What was she thinking!" Tumblebrutus hissed. He paced back and forth inside the old crate jammed into the side of the junkyard that he and his brother Pouncival shared.

"She'll be fine. Stop getting your tail up in a knot!" Pouncival sighed, slamming down on a zebra striped beanbag drinking some root bear he jacked from Tugger's fridge.

"POUNCE! She jumped in front of Macavity when he was about to take Jemima! THEN! Macavity punched her in the head, KNOCKING HER UNCONSCIOUS! THEN HE THREW HER OFF THE TOP OF THE JUNK PILE AND SHE HIT HER HEAD!" Tumblebrutus yelled.

"Goodness gracious man! Calm down! She has jennyanydots and jellylorum to look after her. I'm sure she'll be fine." Pouncival came over and put his hand on his troubled brother's shoulder.

"You really think so Pouncie?" Tumble asked looking at his brother.

"Yah, I really think so." Pouncival smiled.

"But, but what if she doesn't make it through! What if she di-never wakes up." Tumblebrutus couldn't bring himself to say the very word! Not when it came to her.

Pouncival noticed that his brother had tears welling up in his eyes.

"Wait a minuete! YOU LOVE HER!" He gasped.

"NO I DON'T!" Tumblebrutus defended quickly as he wiped his eyes.

"Your crying over HER! Of course you love her!"

"I DO NOT! She's a good friend! That's all, we played tag as kits, we got into trouble together, we got out of trouble together, we watched the jellicle ball together, we danced together, and we were looking at each other just before Macavity knocked her out." Tumblebrutus explained to Pouncival.

Pounival smirked, he grabbed a rose out of the bouquet that Jemima had given him for his birthday last week. He circled Tumblebrutus singing.

"And they called it! KITTY LOOOVEE!" He laughed.

"Pounce, you've been in love right?" Tumblebrutus sighed. I can't believe I'm actually asking my idiot for a brother this!

"So your admitting you in love!" Pouncival laughed.

"NO I'M NOT! If I was in love, which I'm not, what did you do, and what should I do?"

Pouncival motioned for his brother to sit down next to him.

"Here's a list I put together, Tugger gave it to me. It works!"

Pouncival raced out of the den, and left Tumblebrutus sitting on the beanbag looking at the list.

How to get your purrrrfect queen!

1) Get her something she likes._chocolates_

2) Flirt, flirt and flirt!

Ex: Swing your hips, wink, yawn and put your arm around her, playfully growl, compliment her, tickle her.

3) DO NOT FALL FOR THE HARD TO GET! If she plays hard to get, you do too, ignore, and flirt with other queens, but don't kiss another queen!4) Don't ask your parents for advice!

5) Come to me the RUM TUM TUGGER, for any further advice.

Tumblebrutus hid the list under his pillow. Am in love? He wondered. He decided that he was, and this year, his first date would be with the one queen who was the most beautiful! The russet red, black, and brown queen with drop dead gorgeous dark chocolate brown eyes.

He was in love with

Electra.