Me: hi everyone!

Vegeta: Star, what have you done?

Me: Oh nothing *smirks*

Vegeta:* gulp* Star does not own dbz!

Me: Now on to the story!

Vodka

Goku: Hey Vegeta, want some vodkaaa?

Vegeta: One, Kakarot do you even know what vodka is and two why are you saying it like that?

Goku: I think it's a soda,I say it funny?

Vegeta: YES you do!

Goku: Oh sorry Vegeta.

Goku: So... want some vodka or what?

Vegeta: Hmmm... why not, give me some.

(five bottle's of vodka and twenty minute's later...)

Goku: Hey Vegeta (is slurring)

Vegeta: YEA? (is slurring too)

Goku: Where are the parachute?

Vegeta: Who care's? LETS GOOOO!

( Goku and Vegeta jump of the plane saying...)

Goku- Vegeta: !

THE END

Vegeta: you made me drunk? The prince of all saiyan's is pissed STAR!

Me: What do you have to do about it? I'm the arthor I can do anything I want!

Vegeta: OH YEA? FINAL FLASH!

Me: Hah! You can't kill me!

Me: Goku! Come here will you?

(Goku enters the room)

Goku: Yes Star? What is it?

Me: Kill Vegeta please? *Gives puppy dog eyes*

Goku: Awwwww! I can't say no to a face like that! (Turn's serious now) Time to die Veggie-chan!

Vegeta: F**k NO! (runs)

Me: Thank's Goku! Time for your Good boy treat * Gives treat*

Goku: Yay! * Eats treat*

Me: Bye everyone! Please R&R!