Why Hello There All You West-Chesters

Ahhh Spring Break. It never ceases to end, and when it does it well, doesn't. We just sit there in class being oh so very bored and dreaming about the hot guy or girl that's been occupying your hand for the past week or so now. As demonstrated by M, who is now honey? A hot pool boy or maybe that new Marc Jacobs bag? Either way, you have my approval. Oh but wait, won't your sexy ex-y DH get all mad and sad which equals baaaad? Hmmm, as long as he's single, I don't really give a shit. To bad I won't have time to work on that piece of ass though, it seems that D is already on it. Literally that is.

Didn't know betrayal was the new friendship bracelet.

Speaking of new friendships, it seems that C lbff (lame-Layne best friend) just got a new bracelet and some other new duds, mainly from Versace. If that doesn't get your status pumping, nothing will.

In other non existent news, A finally got a pimple, which in her mind, is a travesty. Here's a tip hun, its called conceler and you miht want to try it. No wonder JH is now hankering after K. Now that's a sucker KH won't want to lick. Specially since he's the betrayed in this card game. Guess he'll just try his luck with our very own C instead, which will certainly get CF worrying. Don't worry sweetie, I'm sure CP will be glad to sooth your achy breaky heart for you. Word on the street is he's gay. Only who's street is it really?

Oh the life of the elite exhausts me sometimes. Buh bye now, I'm off to the sauna. Hot rocks here I come!

You know you love me.

XOXO, Gossip Girl

COMMENTS

From Person

Your really bizarre. Why do you think people actually care about this crap your feeding us about people we've never met?

Reply From GossipGirlAdmin

Yeah, hi to you too. And yes, they do, because people actually read my blog to read, not just to spam. Get a life lesson you dweeb.

From LiLi

omg gossip girl you are insanely awesome! i love you blog, can you do a report on what our hot teen girlies are weaing some time? tht be soooooo awesome! thx bye bb love ya

Reply From GossipGirlAdmin

Thanks love, but first how about you do us all a favour and get a english lesson or a decent laptop with spell check. This is for the elite, or the readers of the elite, not for the bad spellers.

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