THE JLA REACTS TO THE AMITYVILLE HORROR 1979 PLUS A BONUS FILM
Hey, what gives? There's no way I'm sitting through another cheesy movie
Me neither! This was a SETUP!
oh geez, not THIS again…
Jason, if this is Volcano, I swear to Hera, I'm gonna hurl you down the Reactor Core
Hey, come on, didn't you guys enjoy our last reaction?
exasperated sighNo
Yeah, it was fun… right until you made us watch Cape Fear on a 2-hour loop
well, I was trying to get you guys into the Halloween spirit"
if by that you mean making Kara and Alex completely paranoid about letting the dogs out or going outside at all oh yes and also making us install all this security system crap, then YES, you succeeded
thank you for that comment Shayera
… I was being sarcastic, you crazed, revenge driven drunk
ok, ok shhh, it's starting
well, let's get this over with. Hopefully I'll get so wasted I'll just… ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
yup, wish granted
Blue Fairy? Where? Where?
Kara? Remember that talk we had about what would happen if you said ANYTHING about that movie
oh. Whoops
yeah. So sit down, zip it and watch the dang film
ooh kitty, cute kitty
…Kara, that's a lion
Mufasa?
Oh geez, not again…
Do that again
Mufasa
Ooh
Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!
HEHEHEEHEHEHEEHE
….I'm surrounded by idiots
I thought you said you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream
One more peep out of you and I'll charge ye for heresy
Heresy? Goodness gracious, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition
ZIP IT!
James Brolin? GASPS oh mah gawd…. That's Josh Brolin's dad
Yup and Margot Kidder's me from the swinging seventies
Uggh… that was a horrible decade
Ooh cute house
…I'm guessing you guys never heard of the Amityville house?
Isn't that the place Danny Phantom lives?
That's Amity Park, sister
Oh. Whoops
….
Wow, you SURE this film's based on a true story?
Um yeah, funny you asked, well…
Did Michael Bay direct this? Huh? Did he?
Well…
DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Ok that's it, no more Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest for you, bub
Awww…
Don't worry, sis, I got you an extra copy
Thanks
Hey, no problem
So what's the bonus film?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK'S THE BIRDS
Ok, that's it, we're outta here
Me too
I want my money back
This is such a horrible mockery of my species
….
Dinah, you're human. Black Canary is your hero name
…oh
how come there aren't any canaries?
Oy….