So you want to hear a story, eh? One about danger, annihilation, and treasure hunters? Hmph. Have I got a story for you.
Equestria.
But make no mistake, this is no longer a world of peace and love, where "friendship is magic." No, this is a wasteland, full of ponies who would sooner stab you in the back and take all of your worldly possessions than be your friend. They say only a fool would search for hope and items of true value here.
Then perhaps I am a fool. But Equestria is more than it appears to be. There is a legend; many people tell it. The legend of Bunker Alpha. My father and his father would go on and on about Bunker Alpha, even with their dying breaths.
Advanced alien technology.
Infinite wealth.
Fame. Power. Mares.
So you can understand why some little foals who hear the stories grow up to become Bunker Hunters. And when the Bunker Hunters are chosen, the Angel of the Wasteland appears to guide these Hunters to their prize.
So this is where our story begins. In the sleepy settlement known as Junction Town.
