Yo Hybrid farla says. Im gonna kill you bc you counter my squad's reviews. We bout to kill ya with the powers of capitalisation rullz!
OOOHHHH no! Deploy sockpuppets! HYbrid yells. Immediately For45Why, Fire4Heaven and Second Legion scout begin spamming their reviews furiously, making tyoos everywhere, among others.
Flygoon counters this with reposting PMs, along with St Elmos Fore and Talarc. They realsise that they are up against superior numbers but hold the intellectual advantage. Oh yeh lets make some blogs St suggests. Good idea the Guys group exclaim in unison. This is a devastating blow for Hybrid's side, as they have no real way to fight back, apart from Hybrid deciding to lie on her Beta profile about how she is good at spotting typos.
She also mobileses her guest reviewers and comreades including Doom Marine 54 and his alts to spam the Guys Group's stories mercilessly.
This causes AShxSlene writer to feel pressured into reposting her stories to rid them of the silly reviews. Showing that she is not a true member of the Guys Group and must be punished by not being allowed 10000 V-Bucks for her birthday. Seeing this effect, the leaer of Sockpuppets United and the chief spreader of lies decides to ramp up her military efforts by concluding, rightfully, that anyone who disagrees with her is a sock of one of the members of the Guys Group.
Eventually the war disappears through circulation because nobody actually cares.
SHOULD THERE BE CHAPTER TWO?