A man in a suit sat behind a desk with a little sign titled Network Head. He looked through the documents from the former Network Head, who he knew was named Scott, and shredded some of them that no longer mattered. The new network head was a man by the name of Richard Johnson, and he was trying to figure out what to get started on as the new network head.

He looked at the list of shows that were still showing on Comedy Central: Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, and Futurama. He looked through a file cabinet and found the files of shows that were cancelled in the last few years. He tossed them in the shredder until he came across a familiar title. "Drawn Together".

The man chuckled, "Drawn Together, I remember that show. It was bizarre and funny. I wonder whatever happened to the people that were in it." He decided to keep that file for safe-keeping.

He then walked into the mail room where he saw various crates of letters were being filled by the second. He walked down the row of crates, examining each label: Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, The Simpsons, South Park, and finally Drawn Together. The crate was full to the brim with letters from fans and it was covered it dust, as if it hadn't been disturbed for 4 years. The network head noticed one letter that was directed to the network head from 2010. He picked it up and read it:

Dear Network Head of Comedy Central,

I love the show Drawn Together! Can you please it back on the air and put up new episodes! I miss the characters and it was a great show! If you agree to do that, let me, along with every Drawn Together fan, know.

From a really loyal fan.

Richard looked over all the other letters, some of them praising certain characters, episodes, and the movie, and a majority of them demanding a season four of Drawn Together. Mr. Johnson wasn't sure if he was able to restart a cancelled reality show, but he was the new network head and he could do that, so why not?

He went down to his secretary, Annabelle Camas and asked, "Miss Camas, what happened to the former cast and crew of Drawn Together?"

"The crew left after it was cancelled, the former producer, the Jew Producer, was killed by the a robot created by the former network head Scott, trying to help the characters, however, he does have a son called Jew Son that got his father's position, but was killed along with the Drawn Together cast by an eraser bomb," Miss Camas stated.

"Eraser bomb? You mean they're gone?" Richard asked.

"Yes, they're all gone. Why do you ask? You trying to make some sort of collaboration TV special of every single Comedy Central cartoon or something?" Miss Camas asked.

"No, it's just that I noticed that a lot of people want a fourth season of Drawn Together, so I thought I'd grant their wish. Looks like I can't," Mr. Fen said as he walked back up to his office.

Miss Camas was very surprised to hear this. She was a fan of Drawn Together and she had always wanted a season four of the show, but the former network head wouldn't allow it and the characters were all dead…and she knew how to get them all back! She pressed a button, turning off all the security cameras in the room, locking all the doors and windows, preventing anyone from entering, closed the air vents, preventing anyone from accidently hearing anything, and covered the windows.

"What are you doing?" Richard asked.

"You want a fourth season of Drawn Together, right?" Miss Camas asked, smirking.

"You-you know how to bring them back!" Richard gasped.

"Yes, I do," Annabelle said, as she reached into her desk and pulled out a box. She opened it, revealing small slots inside, each with a disk in it. "These CDs here contain all the information about every single character that's been associated with Drawn Together, including Jew Producer and his son. It contains their exact looks, personalities, likes, dislikes, and all their memories. Go to the lab downstairs tonight, when nobody else is around. I'll be there, ready to regenerate all of the characters. Don't be late."

That night, in the lab downstairs, Miss Camas stood in the lab, wearing a lab coat and safety goggles and gloves, with the box of CDs in front of her. Mr. Fen came downstairs and looked around the room. There was a lot of lab equipment, but Miss Camas seemed interested in a giant computer monitor.

"So, how exactly are you going to bring all the characters back?" he asked.

"Well, it's a little complicated, but I'll try to explain it as simply as possible. I just have to insert all the CDs into the computer, and the characters will be regenerated into those pods behind you," Annabelle explained, pointing behind Richard, who turned around and nearly jumped at the surprise of seeing over a million pods in the basement.

"We'll only use an 8th of those pods. There are at least 50 characters in Drawn Together, not counting the ones in the movie. Now, let's get started," Miss Camas said.

She inserted all 40 of the CDs of the Drawn Together characters into the various CD/DVD drives of a giant system unit. There was a load bar on the screen that gave a time that it would take to upload all the characters. "This could take a while. So, who's winning the World Cup?" Miss Camas asked.

"I'm not sure. I don't watch the World Cup that often," Richard stated.

"Come on, everyone watches it when it comes to that time of the year," Miss Camas insisted.

"Yes, and I heard 90% of the people of the world lie about watching the World Cup tournaments and I know you're not watching it," Richard said.

Miss Camas glared at the network head until she laughed and said, "Yeah, I'm not actually. Well, not all of the tournaments." Then, there was a beep from the monitor. "Ah, it's done loading all the profiles," Annabelle said, as she clicked the file folder, revealing several documents and download images of the characters.

"Wow, that's a lot of info," Mr. Fen said.

"Not as much info as the Simpsons has," Miss Camas said as she pressed a button on the monitor that said "Regenerate."

Within seconds, the pods in the room were glowing with light and Richard watched as all the characters were redrawn and animated before his eyes.

"Amazing!" he gasped.

"I know," Miss Camas said.

After 10 minutes, all of the characters were done being regenerated, but they just stood inside the pods, looking alert but not moving.

"What's wrong? They're not doing anything?" Richard Johnson asked.

"I have to reanimate them it'll only take a second," Annabelle stated. She pressed another button, and within seconds, a small bolt of electricity struck each character and they started moving.

"Whoa! What the-where are we?" Foxxy Love asked.

"We're trapped!" Clara screamed.

"What is going on?" Xandir asked frantically.

"Relax! Everyone, calm down!" Miss Camas shouted, grabbing everyone's attention.

"And who exactly are you?" Foxxy asked.

"I'm Miss Annabelle Camas, don't worry, I'm a friend. The man next to me is Richard Johnson, the new Network head. Now, tell me what you last remember?" Miss Camas explained.

"All I remember is opening a box from the Make-A-point wizard and everything went dark," Wooldoor stated.

"I remember that my arms were cut off and I was put torches in the stubs before charging at some guards to let my friends escape," Clara explained.

"And all we remember is the Jew Producer's son was about to get us in a direct-to-DVD movie when somebody stepped on an eraser bomb!" Foxxy snapped.

"It was an accident! I didn't even know it was there!" Spanky defended.

At that moment, everyone started yelling at one another, arguing about something.

"Everyone, please calm down!" Richard shouted. Nobody seemed to hear him and continued arguing. "Hey! HEY!" he shouted, still trying to get their attention.

"Let me handle this, Mr. Fen," Miss Camas said. She looked at the arguing pods and before anyone knew it, she screamed at the top of her lungs, "CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"

Everyone went silent.

"Are you perfectly calm?" she asked the characters.

"Cool as cucumbers," Foxxy said.

"I find that very offensive," Bob the Cucumber said.

"Now, since we have your attention," Miss Camas said. "You will now listen to the new Network Head, Mr. Richard Fen. Go on, sir."

Richard nervously cleared his throat and said, "Okay, now since you're all alive again, I suppose I might to update you on a few things."

"Yeah, what year is it?" Foxxy asked.

"2014," Richard stated.

"We've been dead for 4 years!" Wooldoor yelped.

"Yep, and you missed a lot of stuff," Mr. Fen said.

"I have a question," Spanky said.

"Yes, Spanky Ham?" Richard asked the pig.

"Did the world end in 2012?" Spanky asked.

"No," Richard answered.

"Well, it looks like Nostradamus was wrong," Spanky said as he whipped out an image of Nostradamus and proceeded to urinate on it.

"Spanky, the Mayans predicted the world would end in 2012, not Nostradamus," Miss Camas corrected the pig.

"I know, but it was the only picture I had," Spanky said.

"So, what else happened?" Captain Hero asked.

"Well, other than the world not ending, Barack Obama was reelected president in 2012, Beyoncé had a baby with Jay Z, there are new Disney Princesses named Rapunzel, Merida, Anna and Elsa, a bunch of new video games, some increasing franchise fame and some destroying them, there are new series of Pokémon cards called Black & White, and X & Y, a bunch of new snack foods has been released, some new superhero shows, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber are losing their minds, HIV is now a livable disease, and now there's a new dance called twerking," Miss Camas stated.

"Yeah baby, Obama was reelected and Queen B had a baby!" Foxxy cheered.

"I wonder what these new princesses are like," Clara said.

"What do you mean about some new video games destroying franchises?" Xandir asked.

Ling-Ling said in Japanese, "(I must find out who these new battle monsters are.)"

"Now, since that's over with, allow me to explain why I have brought you all back to life," Richard said. "You see, a lot of fans loved your show and they want it back on Comedy Central. I, being one of those fans, decided to do just that. So, I've decided to bring you all back to put on a season 4 of Drawn Together. What do you say?"

"You're giving our show back? For real-real, not for play-play?" Foxxy asked, surprised.

"Yes, if you agree," Richard said.

"Well guys, what do you think? Should we take this new Network Head's offer?" Foxxy asked her friends.

"Fuck yeah!" Spanky shouted.

Everyone began to cheer so loudly, Richard was half-worried the building would collapse. Miss Camas smiled and did the yes gesture with her arm.

Later at the Drawn Together house, Foxxy Love, Captain Hero, Ling-Ling, Spanky Ham, Wooldoor Sockbat, Princess Clara, Toot Braunstein, and Xandir sat in the living room of their house.

"I can't believe Comedy Central is going to air season four! Wheee!" Wooldoor exclaimed.

"I can't believe it either! I wonder what will happen in this season of Drawn Together," Clara said. In the confessional, Clara said, "It was very kind of Mr. Fen to give us another season of Drawn Together, but there would be something else we had to do in order to make the show more interesting. I wonder what he was planning."

Then, the Jew Producer spoke through the loudspeaker. "Okay, housemates. Head outside to learn what you're going to do today from Richard Fen.

The cast went outside to see Richard Fen and Annabelle Camas waiting.

"Ah, I see you're all happy," he said.

"Well of course we are, we just got our show back," Foxxy said.

"That's good to hear. Now, as you can, Miss Camas had the Drawn Together restored to the final detail, but there are two differences in your house," Richard stated.

"Two differences? Where? I didn't see any, then again, we were only in the living room," Foxxy said.

"That's the idea of a little game. You have to find the two differences in the house, where you'll also learn what'll make season 4 different from your other seasons," Miss Camas explained.

"Great, a tell-the-difference game. My only weakness," Captain Hero said. "NOOOOO!"

Miss Camas covered her ears upon hearing Hero cry and when the superhero stopped, she added, "You have 10 minutes to figure out the difference."

This resulted in Captain Hero screaming, "NOOOOO!" again.

"Starting now!" Camas exclaimed.

The housemates ran back into the house and started to look around. In the confessional, Foxxy said, "Richard and that secretary of his seemed to be up to something, and I have a feeling it'll affect this house in a big way. And for a while, we found nothing, until when time was almost up and we finally decided to check our rooms."

In the bedrooms, Foxxy, Clara, and Toot were still looking around.

"We'll never find the two differences, we looked everywhere," Clara sighed.

"I think they're messing with us," Toot said, not watching where she was going and stubbed her toe on something.

"GODDAMMIT!" she shouted.

Then, the black and white cartoon saw that her toe struck a bed, a bed that wasn't in the room before. "Wait, this bed wasn't here before," she said.

"They're bringing in a new girl!" Clara gasped.

"Why would they bring in a new girl? Don't we have enough already," Toot complained.

"What if…what if she prettier than me!" Clara gasped.

"What if she's thinner than me!" Toot screamed.

The two girls proceeded to freak out until Foxxy struck them both on the head.

"Don't freak out yet, we got to give this gal a chance first. For all we know, she could be a good person to have around," Foxxy said, trying to make her friends look at the positive side. Then, there was various screams coming from the boy's room down the hall.

The three girls went to investigate to find all the guys running around the room, freaking out. Foxxy also took notice of an extra bed in the room.

"What if he's a superhero and he's better than me!" Captain Hero shouted.

"(What if he's another battle monster! And he defeats me in a battle!)" Ling-Ling cried.

"What if he's grosser than me!" Spanky added.

"What if he's a video game character that's better than mine! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!" Xandir screamed.

"I don't like him already!" Wooldoor cried.

Foxxy whipped out a whistle labeled, "Fucking loud whistle" and blew into it, resulting in a loud high-pitch sound, making all the guys stop and cringe at the sound before collapsing to the ground.

"What the hell was that for?" Spanky asked.

"To stop ya'll from going crazy. Listen, I know these two new characters that are going to be moving in here will feel a little crazy for a while, but we're just going to put up with them, now let's head back outside," Foxxy said.

The group went outside to see Richard and Annabelle were no longer alone. There were now a big line of young adult boys and girls standing outside, cheering when they saw the housemates.

"Whoa, that's a lot of roommates," Foxxy said.

TO BE CONTINUED…


For those of you who don't know, Drawn Together was an old cartoon on Comedy Central. It was as vulgar as South Park, but the network still had it cancelled because of its vulgarity, which doesn't make any sense at all.

Richard Fen is based off of my brother, who likes the show and Annabella Camas is based off of my, who adores the show, even though I'm not old enough to be watching it. I'm going to need some help naming these chapters, so if you have any ideas, let me know in the comments. Comedy Central owns Drawn Together

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